NewOld Content Part 2 - This is where the rest of this shit goes

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LoveYouLongTime said:
As a non dick owner, I did not know this was possible.
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Flame the Sunbird said:
It's not really good to leave them pushed into the body for extended periods of time though (like multiple days).
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Don't think Chris' gonads carried any relevant semen, so I am sure keeping his nuts in his body won't do anything except keep him in pain.


4Macie said:
What floors me is that Chris really wants a big dick, but at the same time, he doesn't want his dick either. Maybe it's because Chris doesn't want to risk "losing out" on a chance with straight women.
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It's just something da tranniez say, so he is showing solidarity.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Speaking as a registered dick owner, I don't understand what he's talking about or how it's mechanically possible. I don't get how your could fold your dick down like that because your balls would get in the way.
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Just to put a picture in your head, he claims he would be able to stick his dick in his own asshole. Source is cwcki, but I cant link since it is down.
 
Rokko said:
Just to put a picture in your head, he claims he would be able to stick his dick in his own asshole. Source is cwcki, but I cant link since it is down.
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Really makes you wonder about how his lack of a filter and love of inserting his own dick into his butthole interact. Do you think he gets bored in line at McDonalds and reaches his hand down his skirt and start 'sheathing' the old meat sword?
 
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Hyperion said:
Really makes you wonder about how his lack of a filter and love of inserting his own dick into his butthole interact. Do you think he gets bored in line at McDonalds and reaches his hand down his skirt and start 'sheathing' the old meat sword?
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Its probably too tightly packed up, and it would be unladylike. I guess when it comes to tomboyism he can be very strict.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris....ladylike, this was the same guy that was manspreading on his blanket of autism.
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I guess he defines what ladylike is for him, and he probably does not have many real girls he can learn from. Do you remember some of the voicemail recordings after he turned tomboy? He thinks these were ladylike, but for me it sounded more like butters recording his apple-song
 
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wonder if kids knock on his door for trick or treat? i bet he's known as the weird/creepy guy that dresses like a lady and the house looks spooky with the overgrown grass and all that. i bet not many brave knocking on the door. hopefully the egg his house this year an chris asks for money to hire a service to clean it up or something
 
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Chris is too goddamn lazy to bathe or use a toilet instead of his frilly knickers. Do you honestly think he's going to the effort of tucking everyday? He's too lazy for that shit. That requires effort. I'm pretty surprised we hadn't seen his balls hanging out of one of the heinous skirts he insists on wearing.
 
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Boyfriend-Free said:
Chris is too goddamn lazy to bathe or use a toilet instead of his frilly knickers. Do you honestly think he's going to the effort of tucking everyday? He's too lazy for that shit. That requires effort. I'm pretty surprised we hadn't seen his balls hanging out of one of the heinous skirts he insists on wearing.
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He probably tucks daily. Even when he's home alone. The only reason I say this is that there have been a couple times where he's recording a video and has either panned down or dropped the camera and we've seen the tuckage.

It's not that Chris is too lazy to use the toilet either. He's just literally unable to tell when he needs to go (likely because of greasy food, constant farts to the point where he can't tell a fart from a poop push, and who knows what damage BlueSpike left). It's not like he knows he has to go and he chooses to shit himself; he's not that crazy yet.
 
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4Macie said:
He probably tucks daily. Even when he's home alone. The only reason I say this is that there have been a couple times where he's recording a video and has either panned down or dropped the camera and we've seen the tuckage.

It's not that Chris is too lazy to use the toilet either. He's just literally unable to tell when he needs to go (likely because of greasy food, constant farts to the point where he can't tell a fart from a poop push, and who knows what damage BlueSpike left). It's not like he knows he has to go and he chooses to shit himself; he's not that crazy yet.
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I had been joking but you do raise an interesting point. Whenever Chris uploads a vid where his groin is featured he seems to be tucking or at very least shoving his junk away so he almost passes as having a vagina. So he might tuck everyday. But in the unclit 2.0 pics his balls are clearly on display. Now seeing as he was photographing his taint, you could argue that he wasn't tucking because for the pics he couldn't fold his dick away. But he made no real effort to move his balls out of the way. This paired with him repeatedly saying that he has a dick just in case any woman would be interested and going to so much trouble to grow a vagina and not so much remove his dick, I think suggests Chris is pretty ambivalent about his genitals. He says they are ugly growths but think about how much shit Chris says and actually means. Also he's made no real effort to pass as a woman. He does the bare minimum to qualify as a woman or even pass as one. I'd love to know how chris views himself as a woman in his own words. Because at the moment he just gives off this horrifying image of a dirty old bag lady with her balls hanging out.
 
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