Disaster Nibiru is crashing into planet Earth and we're all going to die

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[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Is it?
Well then, goodbye student loans!

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I assume the guy who writes this shit is just a butthurt autist who is a fan of Ducktales and can't stand the fact that new episodes start airing today.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

I will survive the end of the world eating your corps

 

[Star Stuff]

About time. Finally I don't have to work up the courage to do myself in.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

It's been nice knowing y'all motherfuckers. See you tomorrow.

 

[TowinKarz]

Figures it would be a Saturday, the world really WILL end before the Cleveland Browns can score a touchdown. I thought that was just a joke......

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

When's this apocalypse getting started, it's past 8 here and I have shit to do.

Um... I got some bad news for you.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/23/turns-out-nibiru-didnt-smash-the-world-to-pieces-6950501/

 

[The Great Chandler]

Um... I got some bad news for you.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/23/turns-out-nibiru-didnt-smash-the-world-to-pieces-6950501/

That's dissapointing and gay. WTF

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The rapture did not happen recently, so this is false.

Plus, fuck Nibiru. Such a stupid word to say.

 

[Nekromantik]

Um... I got some bad news for you.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/23/turns-out-nibiru-didnt-smash-the-world-to-pieces-6950501/

No end of the world! Gods just all talk and never puts out.

 

[Tranhuviya]

I thought it was going to be Sky!Pepe firing a gamma ray burst at the Earth.

 

[LocalFireDept]

The Earth can't be destroyed! That's where I keep all my stuff!

 

[Van Darkholme]

Are we dead yet?

Maybe we are all dead and this is purgatory, which is ironically just like the real world.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Niburu or whatever decided not to come because it heard we're already scheduled to die in a ball of nuclear fire.

 

[Near]

Good. I'm tired of this shit.
Post the lolcow you want to get squished by Nibiru first.

I wanted to say Darksydephil, but his debt is squishing him harder than any planetary impact ever could.

 

[Todesfurcht]

goodbye you twat-lickers

 

[The Nothingness]

Survived another apocalypse. Now let us see if Rocket Man will try to start the nuclear one

 

[jenffer a jay]

Good. I'm tired of this shit.
Post the lolcow you want to get squished by Nibiru first.

tommy tooler and dr bob mckim

 

[Jaimas]

I've probably told the story before, but back in like 2008, a friend of my mom's was absolutely convinced that Harold Camping's end-of-the-world prophecies were right, and called our house specifically to tell me that the rapture was no doubt right round the corner and I'd best get to repentin' if I wanted to get in god's good books.

My immediate response was to ask if, when she was raptured, I could have her car.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I will survive the end of the world eating your corps

Read a dictionary first. (corpse)