Plagued Nice Guys

[Sweet and Savoury]

Wow, this picture is perfect. It contains everything necessary to be a love-shy in one convenient shot.

Kudos!

 

[Too Many Crooks]

From the view, it doesn't even look like there is a sword in that sheathe

 

[Bork Laser]

I was playing Fallout the other day I find out that loveshys and nice guys have had their own theme song for years.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Holy shit, I knew a guy like that! Fedora, "nice" guy, sword, the whole nine yards. When being superficially nice didn't work, he decided to try to guilt women into sleeping with him. When that didn't work, he became a colossal dick. He had to receive a few beatings until he learned the error of his ways.

 

[theCWCandtheDead]

9gag is full of these hopeless incels posting up meme pics and crying about nice guys finishing last. The comments section only gets worse, with any female members receiving loads of compliments in the obvious attempt to get nudes and cyber. It's truly riviting stuff

 

[Too Many Crooks]

9gag is full of these hopeless incels posting up meme pics and crying about nice guys finishing last. The comments section only gets worse, with any female members receiving loads of compliments in the obvious attempt to get nudes and cyber. It's truly riviting stuff

Yeah, 9gag is full of cheap shots against women and whining about the dreaded friendzone.

 

[Cosmos]

9gag is full of these hopeless incels posting up meme pics and crying about nice guys finishing last. The comments section only gets worse, with any female members receiving loads of compliments in the obvious attempt to get nudes and cyber. It's truly riviting stuff

9gag needs to be nuked from orbit. It's way worse than Reddit, and that's really saying something. At least you can have a good time on Reddit if you stick to the right subreddits. 9gag is comprised of nothing but unfunny, outdated memes, stolen content from other websites that they pass off as their own (they're infamous for reposting stuff from sites like 4chan, Newgrounds, Reddit, SomethingAwful, FunnyJunk, and sometimes even Tumblr and then rub it in even more by slapping their shitty watermark on it so NO ONE CAN STEAL THEIR TRUE AND HONEST CONTENT), and whiny manchildren who are the common but unfortunate mix of Nice Guy and Euphoric Fedora Tipper.

I don't know why anyone with a vagina would ever grace that den of incels when all that will ever happen is 9gaggers throwing a fit when they don't get any nudes even after they were complete gentlesirs by paying that stupid bitch a compliment.

I think Anon said it best:

 

[kuniqs]

All this talk reminds me of two things I have about the use of Nice Guys in media. One, any man who actually peruses women is portrayed as a jerk (this goes double if it's for the object of the Nice Guy's attention). The second is that the constantly obsess over the girl and have no real life outside of her. (Which was the reason I couldn't stand Nitz from Undergrads.) This review of the Nice Guy Comic I did years ago goes more into it.

I'm so nice I'll tell you I enjoyed your reviews

 

[Count groudon]

Because you don't have a girlfriend to spend time with?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

But will we see why he uses comma splices?

I like to imagine that the splices represent noisy mouthbreathing.

 

[Ravana]

This is the best. It's like a beta version of the Clockwork Orange gang.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

From a website aptly titled FMyLife

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

From a website aptly titled FMyLife

inb4 "he's not a REAL nice guy!"

 

[Cosmos]

Reminds me of the "When a nice guy loses his temper, the world shakes" line from a post I made not too long ago.

"Most girls are too stupid to notice a guy who is genuinely nice and respectful to women."
"Anorexia isn't a real illness."

Lol.

Okay, Hila's reply is perfect. Seeing people get beaten by their own analogies is always hilarious.

 

[Count groudon]

This thread is the best. All these pictures are funny as Hell.

 

[butt in trouble]

A lot of nice guys seem to follow the same mental pattern as CWC. They think just saying they're nice automatically makes them nice despite all the evidence to the contrary. It's like when Chris said he was "peaceful" on his attraction sign while at the same getting into disagreements with several people and being arrested while holding the very same sign. Also, the same sign told all males to go "jump off a cliff."

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

Transnice: when you identify as a lovely person despite seeming like an irredeemable POS with an entitlement complex the size of Jupiter.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Transnice: when you identify as a lovely person despite seeming like an irredeemable POS with an entitlement complex the size of Jupiter.

That's perfect.

What has to go wrong in your brain for you to think sending an unsolicited dick pic to a stranger is a good idea?

 

[PlagueDoctor]

I almost feel sorry for most of these guys since their use of their social skills in dating the opposite sex is equivalent to picking the petals of a daisy with a back-hoe.

 

[Count groudon]

I almost feel sorry for most of these guys since their use of their social skills in dating the opposite sex is equivalent to picking the petals of a daisy with a back-hoe.

I don't, they think women ignore them because they're all shallow sluts, but in reality girls hate them because they're shallow and entitled as Hell. It's fucking hilarious.