Plagued Nice Guys

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If all Asians are gay then why are there so many of them?

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The Valeyard said:
"so you dont wanna fuck??"

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Nice Guy™ self-sabotages his chance at a second date.

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From a Facebook article where a woman was arrested for fucking her dogs.

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Nice Guys™ - The Movie

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I saw this movie, and it’s actually not Nice Guys The Movie because the main character fails to get her to like him back no matter how many times he goes back in time, even when they ARE about to be married. So he eventually concedes that she and the guy she originally was going to marry are meant to be together and goes back in time again to set them up. He instead ends up with her friend whom he had more in common with the whole time but he was so busy going after the other girl that he didn’t notice.

A nice guy wouldn’t come to that conclusion. He’d just make her suffer through a loveless marriage solely to claim victory over the other guy and keep her from him.
 
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The Nice Guy thread is like a long relaxing candlelit bath and a glass of wine after a hard day.
I had a fat greasy stinky neck beard who looked like a ball of pimply bread dough call me a stupid fucking whore in chem lab because I said that he was not allowed to suck my tongue piercing out of my tongue. He was such a nice guy.
 
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Something I've noticed that seems to be a common theme in the Nice Guys' final texts/parting shots is "you're ugly anyway" and "you're gonna be alone forever".

Surely they are not that shortsighted to not realise that the girls that they are pining after are going to have plenty of offers (themselves being among them) and the being alone thing is just not gonna happen.

I wonder where the idea of short guys have no chance comes from? My friend from high school has a growth deficiency so he was always tiny compared with the rest of the boys and as a fully grown man he's barely over 5 foot tall. He was always a great guy and a great friend so when I saw him on Facebook decades after we were out of school I wasn't in the least bit surprised to find out he had a lovely wife and kids. The sort of life many of the Nice Guy/Incel crowd dream about.

My dad was only 5' 6" and he started seeing my mum when they were both 15 and married at 20.

An arsehole is an arsehole no matter how tall/short you are and if you come across as an arsehole you'll get no where in life. Some of their shit I've read you'd think that no one under 6' 5" has a chance. I'm 5" 10.5" (lol yeah I'm counting that half inch) so I'm screwed.
 
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Rabbit without a hat said:
Their inability to relate to women (or anybody really) in a healthy manner hurts them far more than virginity ever will.
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Pretty much. The sad thing is at least from my view, a lot of these nerdy "nice guys" guys would actually probably get along with women better than they do fellow guys if they viewed females as actual humans rather than fleshlights.

I know it's anecdotal, but I've often struggled to connect to male co-workers at multiple jobs I've had simply because I could not give a single flying fuck about Sport, Hunting/Fishing and Cars and that seems to be the go to daily conversation for men at most jobs. Female co-workers I usually get along great with because across many jobs they've always seem to be more interested in literature, television, pop culture, academia etc and as a disgusting nerdlord this is shit I can relate too. I mean, even in my out of work friendship groups, it's actually the girls that I nerd out with way more than the guys.

As long as you don't come off as a toxic gatekeeper (probably a struggle for a lot of nerds) and actually can talk about literature and pop culture beyond "Muh Lore/Canon" debates I think you could get along fine with most women at least that's my personal experience.

When you learn that women are actually humans and you can actually be friendly with them and have things in common, oh god, guess what happens, relationship opportunities start appearing! Gosh who would have thought.
 
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Sovietmongler said:
Pretty much. The sad thing is at least from my view, a lot of these nerdy "nice guys" guys would actually probably get along with women better than they do fellow guys if they viewed females as actual humans rather than fleshlights.
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When you learn that women are actually humans and you can actually be friendly with them and have things in common, oh god, guess what happens, relationship opportunities start appearing! Gosh who would have thought.
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To be honest they'll never see women as people. They talk to the women they want to sleep with, treat it like a dating sim, then ragequit when they get the "bad end". No matter what gender they're into, they don't see people they're interested in as "people", feign interest in things they're interested in when they realise they can't just see them as sex dolls and get somewhere. That's what you do on tinder; not that cute girl from your English class.

I mentioned the guy who thought I had to fuck him because i was with a friend of ours for some time. This dude was the biggest proof that these people literally see life as a dating sim. Not only that but considering the insult he had thrown at him most (even from a friend of mine who knows him well) was "take a shower you bitchass" my guess is he didn't have the best personal hygiene either.

I'd reject him, he'd be a child, try to insult me/my choices. He'd delete or block me or some shit. A day to a month later, he'd try again. It's almost like guys like forget that life is a game that autosaves, if that makes sense. You can't just load up from your previous save file. This went on for a long fucking time.

Hell, the very day I got pissed off to the point of telling him to leave me alone for good and never text me again, I told him that like every other time he'll hear "no" or similar, be unable to handle being told no, and go off on some tirade, attempting to insult me. And also the obvious "every time I've said no in the past, you've been insulting and childish" first he claimed to "not remember" then when i pressed on it and told him i could send him screencaps if he wanted, he said he "changed". Nope. Eventually he got rejected and then"you've fucked so many people you're loose" (and then i called him on his claim of the amount of people he's fucked - more than i have- and called him a hypocrite). When he stopped replying i deleted his number/texts. I wish i screenshotted more.

Bonus round. I mentioned that there's a mutual friend of him and I that I dated. Well, mutual friend is used pretty loosely, considering they've long had issues with each other. To my knowledge, he believed he was better for my ex than his (at the time) Fiance (i feel bad for her). All I know of it is that he tried to literally fight my ex about it, despite her wanting nothing to do with him.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
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Here we have a reverse nice guy, who starts out like an asshole and THEN puts on his nice guy act.
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"I never even noticed you were a woman, I totally would never have spoken honestly if I noticed, I would've put on a charming act and tried to manipulate you, I promise sweetie."
 
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