Plagued Nice Guys

"JUST LET ME DO MY ROLEPLAY PLZ"
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Nice Guy messages a girl's mom after she doesn't respond on social media or her college e-mail.
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"I hope I don't come off as creepy. I just wanted to explain myself."
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"im what you call the nice guy lol"
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No, not another astericks roleplay.
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Eshettar said:
No kidding! It was a real treat to see that one woman pretend to play along with Mr Nice Guy's fantasy and then drive him insane when she derails it! Talk about an overbearing DM's worst nightmare!
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I love the Ikea one. I bet he never spoke to her again after that. I hope we can find more of those, I love it when a harassed person goes off-script and starts seriously fucking with the harasser.
 
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It's even funnier when neckbeards walk into a lesbian bar and can't figure out why there're no other men there. That spectacle was related to me by a female acquaintance who tends bar at such an establishment. She had to explain it to them, and told them to leave because they wouldn't stop bothering the patrons.
 
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These guys with The Females are like me with the Yamaha GX1 synthesizer:

I want one more than anything else in the world but God only knows what I'd do with it once I got my hands on it.

In Scotland we have a saying "scared of the baird". Baird meaning girls. Anyone who's sared of the baird is too chicken-shit to ask a girl out or on a date has no clue what to do or how to act.
 
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Jesus, I can't believe I went through 153 of this shit, but oh well, I had a good laugh and felt other things...(concern really).

I know I'm late in all of this, but I find it interesting that these nice guys always have this thing about projecting themselves onto others. I'm not talking necessarily about them being creepy either. I'm talking about how even through all of these 153 pages of borderline-incel behavior, these guys still find the need to try to appear to be the bigger "'''man'''' (if you can call them that even).

It doesn't matter if these nice guys started shit first. It's the girl (or victim in some cases) that's always in the wrong.

"She's the problem. She's the reason why I can't get a date. She's the reason why I'll always be alone."

I think this also translates to what some people were saying a few pages earlier too. Notice how at the end of all of these messages. ALL OF THEM have it so the supposed nice guy always has to get the last word. They always have to be on top. Even when it's best for them to just shut up and move on, they still have to have their way. They still have to project their failure in getting a girl onto the girl. It can never be THEIR fault beacuse that would be ridiculous, right?

I think what makes it worse is that it's so obvious that when the nice guys insult other woman they're projecting their insecurities onto them. For example, "You'll always be alone" or "You're a fat bitch anyways" I can't help but feel they somehow know that no matter how much they try, they won't get any because their so damn pathetic.
 
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What are that odds that he had never spoken to this girl before buying her wine and flowers?
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Cheap bottle of plonk and some petrol station flowers, I'd rather have had the chocolate bar.

In roleplay or IRL being a jibbering, stuttering, sweating mess is not attractive.

That 26 year old virgin I wonder what his social life is like? Does he have any friends at all? I think that most of the guys who have sent the texts in this thread most likely don't have many friends at all. Most of us end up having our first encounters with the opposite sex via our social groups. If you can't create meaningful relationships with your own gender what chance have you got with a gender that is totally alien to you?

Some of these guys are a couple of decades too late. Roleplay was OK back in the days of chatrooms. At least then people were actually looking to chat. These days a girl is talking to friends on Facebook and she gets from a complete stranger:

"I was gathering wank material from your pictures" *Sweats so hard a puddle is forming at my feet "I wanna fuck your brains out even though if I had taken a second from building up my wank bank and looked at your profile I'd see you are in a relationship".

*Knows full well if you said yes he wouldn't know what to do next.

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Nice Guy scares a girl away with his insecurity. (She said that she has a boyfriend so that he would leave her alone.)
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After a 10 and a half hour shift the last thing on my mind is going out.

She finishes at half past 5. By the time she travels home, has a little bit of R and R and then gets ready we're talking about 8 in the evening. Then she has to get home and get to bed at a reasonable time so she's not knackered for her next 10.5 hour shift. If he wasn't so gung-ho about having the Valentines day date he was in there. I bet he doesn't even have a job, if he did he'd understand why she didn't want to go out that night.
 
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