Plagued Nice Guys

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Gamers? Pfft. You can't pull reasonable DPS with only one hand on the keyboard, and you sure as hell can't do anything other than rocket whoring in an FPS.

No longer shall gamers be burdened by the need for a keyboard, for the time has come; one hand for the mouse, one hand on the joystick.
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With this new power in hand, go forth and claim what all true gamers crave
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And that, boys and girls, is why a lot of people avoid gamer culture. They're afraid the stupid might be contagious.
no, it's because they don't want to be the most oppressed group.

But yea, usually it's better to just play vidya on your own and not get swept into that culture and other cultures in general.
 
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Her gamer card has been OFFICIALLY taken away!

So they were panting like dogs to see this woman perform a strip tease on webcam for the pleasure of hundreds of leering strangers. And when she refused, they respond with outraged declarations that her behavior is disgusting and accuse her of robbing them of their dignity.

I swear, only on the internet...
 
Funny thing is a lot of Shakespeare’s characters talked in what was then lower-class vernacular until they busted into a soliloquy

They also made dick jokes every 15 seconds. This weird revisionism of Shakespeare as ultra refined always baffled me. I mean there was zingers like this in his plays.

Petruchio: Come, come, you wasp, i’faith you are too angry.
Katherine: If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
Petruchio: My remedy is then to pluck it out.
Katherine: Ay, if the fool could find where it lies.
Petruchio: Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail.
Katherine: In his tongue.
Petruchio: Whose tongue?
Katherine: Yours, if you talk of tales, and so farewell.
Petruchio: What, with my tongue in your tail?

And don't forget the "country matters" exchange from Hamlet. Yeah that's just like 4 distinct vagina puns.

Boy was Elizabethan South Park.

Edit: Barely on-topic but I actually saw a production way back in highschool where the drama club did this exact play and did that with the usual slow paced fancy Shakespeare air. The actual teacher who did an elective Shakespeare (You have to take an elective English class senior year in NY or at least did back when I graduated like a decade ago) was livid because she knew it was supposed to be a fast paced comedy exchange.
 
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Nothing says "I'm not desperate" more than calling a woman a whore and a stuck up bitch because she friendzoned you
I love how for the first screen and a half he seems pretty reasonable, but then he keeps pressing it and his entire charade falls apart. Like clearly nothing's more attractive to a woman than a guy who won't stop pestering her after she's already said that she isn't interested. That doesn't come off as needy or desperate at all.
 
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What is it with "nice guys" or people who claim to be decent folk and having some sort of "time frame" in which they want people to respond? I had this very recently. There are too many screenshots for me to post them here. I don't often try to engage with these people, but some people need to be called on their shit. I'll have my coffee and post them in a while but i need to screenshot the conversation on my phone and then get them from there to my laptop. It's too early for that at the moment.

TLDR of the situation; I was sick as anything and could have ended up in A&E. Couldn't reply to m'nice guy soon enough due to illness and sleeping all day, so he had issues. I apologized to him (stupidly). Not good enough. I call him out privately. "you're gaslighting" was his response - clearly he's someone who likes to play the victim and make it look like someone is abusive at any chance he gets called on his shit. He blocked me not long after that, so I just forwarded our conversation to our mutual friends. I can't say he has much support on his end as more people have publicly blasted him for being a shit-for-brains.
 
Hmm. Maybe if they put more effort into being assholes in real life instead of online, they'd get more pussy.
 
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What is it with "nice guys" or people who claim to be decent folk and having some sort of "time frame" in which they want people to respond?
Two reasons.

1) One thing that "nice guys" share is that their self-esteem is generally in the toilet, so when you don't respond, they assume the worst. You're blowing them off because you think they're a total loser, or you're sitting around laughing at them with your gal pals, or you're busy talking to some superior chad (which also explains why they storm out with a "fuck you whore").

2) "Nice guys" generally don't have much going on, and so when they engage in conversation with you, they have all the time in the world to await your response with bated breath. They don't realize that when people text/IM, they are usually also doing other shit. If they wanted a real-time conversation, they could easily just call you up, but they're generally too big of pussies to go for that.

Pick one or both.
 
Someone better check the guy in the middle shot's freezer. I've got a bad feeling about him. I do love how in trying to defend himself he just makes himself seem even creepier.
Here's a hint for all the socially challenged dudes out there: Unless you're already in a romantic relationship with a woman, buying her undergarments, particularly the sexy variety, is creepy beyond words.
 
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