Plagued Nice Guys

[HG 400]

Yeah, the "I'll kill myself if you don't fuck me" gambit rarely works. And if it does, guess what? By some metrics, that's rape, because you're using coercion to make someone have sex with you who doesn't really want to.

That is not rape by any stretch of the imagination. Every sexual act has some inherent level of coercion involved, from actual rape all the way down to simply thinking 'hey this person will probably like me less if i don't bang them'.

If you fuck a guy because he threatens to kill himself, you haven't been raped, you're just an idiot who should have told him to do a flip.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Who taught these clowns they can pick up girls by talking like Renaissance fair vendors?

The enlightened feminists who make games like Mass Effect.

If you fuck a guy because he threatens to kill himself, you haven't been raped, you're just an idiot who should have told him to do a flip.

Exactly. People need to understand that they are responsible for their own choices. This is true for the guy who threatens to kill himself, and it's true for the woman who doesn't want to sack up and tell someone no when they're being an asshole.

 

[escapegoat]

Basically, in an ironic turnaround, the bang-me-or-i'll-kill-myself move actually incentives becoming the heartless creatures ladies are accused of being. "Maybe kill yourself outside, so the mess can be hosed off, then, eh?"

 

[vertexwindi]

I might have said this before, but I think that if your life's so worthless that you're threatening people to throw it away in order to gain something from them, you might as well do everyone a favour and do a fucking flip. I certainly wouldn't miss any sleep over it if I were the victim in that situation.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I might have said this before, but I think that if your life's so worthless that you're threatening people to throw it away in order to gain something from them, you might as well do everyone a favour and do a fucking flip. I certainly wouldn't miss any sleep over it if I were the victim in that situation.

"Remember, it's sideways for attention, longways for results!"

 

[DatBepisTho]

"Remember, it's sideways for attention, longways for results!"

"Maybe kill yourself outside, so the mess can be hosed off, then, eh?"

"I'll even tie the noose if it gets you out of my life quicker." OR the all time classic,
"Do it, faggot."

 

[UnnecessaryEvil]

from my local craigslist missed connection section:

"I'm going out to ENJOY my life now that I can't fuck a woman!!!" I....okay good! Go do that buddy!
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He's back again today. Guess learning how to play wonderwall and sitting in the sand for a few hours didn't impress anybody:
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He's back again with a completely different approach, y'all. This is fascinating to me.
Edit: HE ADDED A SELFIE I DIDNT NOTICE THE FIRST TIME...

 

[Ravelord]

He's back again with a completely different approach, y'all. This is fascinating to me.View attachment 238379
Edit: HE ADDED A SELFIE I DIDNT NOTICE THE FIRST TIME...

He doesn't have a beard, he has an embarrassment

 

[Angry New Ager]

So he's chubby, balding, and a bona fide neckbeard? Why am I not shocked at this development?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

He's back again with a completely different approach, y'all. This is fascinating to me.
Edit: HE ADDED A SELFIE I DIDNT NOTICE THE FIRST TIME...

"Love the Asheville type crowd." Nigga, no indie hipster bitch is going to look at you, and they're a dying breed anyway.

Source: professional hipster bitch.

 

[DatBepisTho]

The fact that ten years his junior is an option really weirds me out. She barely had object permanence down while you were in fourth grade, dude.

Edit: That's some sugarbaby-sugardaddy age shit right there and he sure as hell isn't rich. Nor is he a silver fox.

I mean, it's great they're so desperate. They make it obvious that they're creepy fucks who really have no interest in women as people, so much as they do a hole to fuck. So obvious in fact, that even the dense chicks who fell for the blue balls disease avoid them.

 

[Zarkov]

He's back again with a completely different approach, y'all. This is fascinating to me.View attachment 238379
Edit: HE ADDED A SELFIE I DIDNT NOTICE THE FIRST TIME...

Anyone who thinks Phil Collins is cool must be immediatly sterilized.

 

[UnnecessaryEvil]

every time he posts my mind decomposes just a little bit faster

 

[Angry New Ager]

Anyone who thinks Phil Collins is cool must be immediatly sterilized.

He mentioned parrots, wearing Hawaiian shirts, and drinking rum all in the same post, so I suspect he's something much, much worse: a Jimmy Buffett fan.

Millennials do have their good qualities, and these give me hope for the future. Among them is their overwhelming rejection of Jimmy Buffett. There may be Millennial Juggalos, but (with the lone possible exception of this dude), there are no Millennial Parrotheads.

And if I'm right, and he's covertly signalling his Buffett-fan status, then yes, a strong case could me made for sterilization. But then again, it's pretty obvious he's not even going to get to dip his feet in the gene pool, so I'm willing to let it slide. Sterilizing an incel of this caliber would be redundant, and this wasted effort.

ETA: As for his latest post, people who are not gifted in the looks department, or who don't have ideal bodies, find love (or get laid) all the goddamned time. Go into any public space and pay attention, and you'll start to notice them.

How did all these homely motherfuckers get together? They played within their leagues. They stayed in their own fucking lanes. They decided that partners roughly as unattractive as themselves were acceptable because they had shared values and interests and other good qualities. They didn't waste time chasing after hotter people with better options. So they get to enjoy love and companionship, while this dude whines from his childhood bedroom about how women in their 20s fail to see his inner beauty.

That said, this dude's boring, unattractive, and that he's the kind of guy who goes on entitled, self-pitying Craigslist rampages definitely comes across to women IRL and repels them. Anyone this lacking in self-awareness can't possibly hide their defective personality.

So no, dude; women aren't rejecting you for superficial reasons. They aren't failing to see your great personality and "give you a chance." They see something in your personality that immediately turns them off, and respond accordingly.

Thank you for bringing us this treasure, @UnnecessaryEvil . It amuses me greatly.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

"Start viewing people for their...AWESOME PERSONALITY GOD FORBID!"

>Awesome personality
>Writes batshit insane screeds on Craigslist every single goddamn day

 

[Duke Nukem]

He mentioned parrots, wearing Hawaiian shirts, and drinking rum all in the same post, so I suspect he's something much, much worse: a Jimmy Buffett fan.

Millennials do have their good qualities, and these give me hope for the future. Among them is their overwhelming rejection of Jimmy Buffett. There may be Millennial Juggalos, but (with the lone possible exception of this dude), there are no Millennial Parrotheads.

And if I'm right, and he's covertly signalling his Buffett-fan status, then yes, a strong case could me made for sterilization. But then again, it's pretty obvious he's not even going to get to dip his feet in the gene pool, so I'm willing to let it slide. Sterilizing an incel of this caliber would be redundant, and this wasted effort.

ETA: As for his latest post, people who are not gifted in the looks department, or who don't have ideal bodies, find love (or get laid) all the goddamned time. Go into any public space and pay attention, and you'll start to notice them.

How did all these homely motherfuckers get together? They played within their leagues. They stayed in their own fucking lanes. They decided that partners roughly as unattractive as themselves were acceptable because they had shared values and interests and other good qualities. They didn't waste time chasing after hotter people with better options. So they get to enjoy love and companionship, while this dude whines from his childhood bedroom about how women in their 20s fail to see his inner beauty.

That said, this dude's boring, unattractive, and that he's the kind of guy who goes on entitled, self-pitying Craigslist rampages definitely comes across to women IRL and repels them. Anyone this lacking in self-awareness can't possibly hide their defective personality.

So no, dude; women aren't rejecting you for superficial reasons. They aren't failing to see your great personality and "give you a chance." They see something in your personality that immediately turns them off, and respond accordingly.

Thank you for bringing us this treasure, @UnnecessaryEvil . It amuses me greatly.

Hot or not, I'm sure any other options would be better than this guy, from what has been posted here. It's not like habitual Craigslist ranters are in high demand either.

every time he posts my mind decomposes just a little bit faster
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Ugh, looking like he hasn't showered in a week or two is the least of his worries.

 

[Lorento]

If you say that you look good and have a big dick and are nice, then you're probably none of those things.

Fun news, a friend of mine had a guy friend texting her. He's...interested in her, but she's not quite into him, so his text was about him missing her, then tried to fish for a compliment by pulling the classic 'Did you miss me?'

She tried to be slightly more tactful than saying 'lol no' but he chimped out and told her to block him while doing standard Nice Guy whining. Later on he appeared on Facebook essentially saying 'Pls like this if anyone out there cares about me.'

Somehow its even more pathetic when you actually see it happen IRL.

I'm pleased to announce that my quoted story has continued.

So, my friend did not in fact block this idiot despite him being thirsty as hell (And him telling her to do so). She had a feeling that he would continue to produce some laughter. He did not disappoint.

Despite him telling her to block him, he kept on going with his desperate ranting. I apologise for his spelling.

And yes, despite not getting a reply, he sent a text six hours later to call her a time waster for...not wanting to date him.

So today I got another screenshot from her. My friend got slightly mad at him for being as thirsty and whiny as he was, so he sent this monstrosity of a text.

@Cosmos Are you looking for a real winner to date? Because someone who uses this many emojis in communication is a real winner.

This is still ongoing, now he's begging her to block him and delete his number. I'm not sure why he just doesn't do it to her.

And the real kicker? This man actually has a child.

 

[Dandelo]

 

[RI 360]

@Lorento reminded me of some nice guy texts I got from a dude I met while watching hockey in a bar. We had a good discussion about the sport so I traded numbers with him to watch a game again in the future, and we did two other times. In between those instances he was constantly inviting me out to things and I kept turning him down and even let him explicitly know I wasn't interested in dating him, I just like talking sports time to time. He was so fucking ugly, he looked like a fat version of powder.

Spoiler: I was nothing but a gentleman

eta: what preceded this was negging and some gaslighting. When confronted with passive aggressive behavior, I become aggressive in reaction, it's not something many people are prepared for.

Spoiler: oops forgot the last screencap

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

>I don't give a duck