Plagued Nice Guys

God I hate wine critics/connoisseurs. They are such pretentious arseholes. I've never tasted a good wine, not because I'm uncouth or a plebian (surprised Chris hasn't used that one) but because they all taste like pisswater that has been between a Frenchman's toes.
First and only time I had wine was when me and my friend took a bottle from his parents' alcohol stash when we were around 12. I remember it tasting like rotten grape juice.
 
I never get why these guys never just date an autistic girl or like Chris do they think they are the far too superior for that
Because according to them, even an autistic girl won't settle for anything less than Chad &/or Tyrone.
 
I never get why these guys never just date an autistic girl or like Chris do they think they are the far too superior for that
Even autistic girls don't want to date nice guys. Not that nice guys want them. Nice guys believe that they're entitled to a 10/10 fuckmommy just for showing basic human decency.
 
First and only time I had wine was when me and my friend took a bottle from his parents' alcohol stash when we were around 12. I remember it tasting like rotten grape juice.


Yeah, it's all nasty. I think we've all as kids had that little bit of wine or beer from our parents and despite insisting on trying it we get told "you won't like it" then the parents are proven right. fast forward a few years why would anyone force themselves to drink that piss? I rarely drink but when I do I prefer a Breezer or something similarly drinkable.

Menumessages is comedy gold. His best response seems to be "see rule 4 on the right" but then under that you have: See Also: Internal Thoughts, Suicide, Delusions, Abusive Relationships. All reasonable subjects pertaining to his OP.
 
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Yeah, it's all nasty. I think we've all as kids had that little bit of wine or beer from our parents and despite insisting on trying it we get told "you won't like it" then the parents are proven right. fast forward a few years why would anyone force themselves to drink that piss? I rarely drink but when I do I prefer a Breezer or something similarly drinkable.

Menumessages is comedy gold. His best response seems to be "see rule 4 on the right" but then under that you have: See Also: Internal Thoughts, Suicide, Delusions, Abusive Relationships. All reasonable subjects pertaining to his OP.
I tried doing some digging earlier, in hopes of starting a thread on Menu (god knows he deserves one). Unfortunately I haven't been able to find anything yet. Maybe someone better at this shit will have more luck.

@Dynastia should dox his food.
 
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I tried doing some digging earlier, in hopes of starting a thread on Menu (god knows he deserves one). Unfortunately I haven't been able to find anything yet. Maybe someone better at this shit will have more luck.

@Dynastia should dox his food.


No one seems to have picked up on the fact that the boss is such a creeper that her boyfriend actually had to give her a personal escort to the car.

When it comes to a reference she should tell him stick it up his arse. You can't give a bad reference, you can only refuse to give one and when the next employer asks why she couldn't get the reference I would just tell them the whole story. Hopefully she still has his texts saved.
 
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Nice guy. Girl edition.
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Hell even most nice guys will write a paragraph calling a girl every slur you can call a female and call it a day. This guy really dodge a bullet. The consequences of sticking your dick in that level of crazy is never pretty.

I've dated a similar level of crazy at a fairly recent point in my life, though it was in a different way, and being a loner is a far better way to go. If anything, these self-proclaimed "Nice Guys" don't know how good they have it because they don't have to deal with this level of crazy entitled bitch on a daily basis.

No ass is worth having to deal with that all the fucking time. Just buy yourselves anime body pillows or something and accept your fate, you fedora wearing entitled fat pricks.
 
Yes but do they have a choice if they want a relationship though pretty much all they can get is an autistic man or a super nerdy guy
This is really dumb. It's like the "fat girls only should have to choose from fat or low-value men, cant get hot men" or whatever. Autistic girls get high quality dudes all the time, and plenty of attention. Autistic girls dont want these dudes, desperate or not, because they would probably be settling.

You cant actually see autism in most people (the people on this forum stand out because they're the exception), so normal and desirable dudes hook up with them all the time, why would they ever settle?

I actually dont always buy the "they all want a 10/10" (plenty of dudes are desperate enough) but it's just a matter of nobody wants, or ever will, want them.
 
First and only time I had wine was when me and my friend took a bottle from his parents' alcohol stash when we were around 12. I remember it tasting like rotten grape juice.

Just providing an alternate opinion in that at least it tastes like something. Spirits are akin to choking down antibacterial handwash in my experience.

Which reminds me, what is it with nice guys and 'fine' stuff in general? Tea? Suits? Wine? It's like they're trying to be walking stereotypes of a posh English person.
 
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That's pretty much it. It's rather insulting if you think about it, because it implies all women are gold diggers looking for a sugar daddy.

No, they want a wage slave beta cuck. All husbands are beta wage slave cucks, spending all their money to raise Chad's kids, since that worthless whore is out fucking Chad every night.
 
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