The problem is that on a carousel people stay on one animal all the way around, they don't hop from one to another. Bad metaphor.
This is what I don't get about these guys. If they're honestly so desperate that it's causing them some sort of breakdown, then surely the obvious thing to do is save up some money and see a hooker. Sure, you can argue that it's not "real," but nor is getting a pity-fuck from someone who doesn't actually find you attractive, and we know they're fine with that.
The clitoris is not hard to find. It's right there. Same place on every woman. It's not like some women have it under their left arm or in the back of their car or something.
But yeah, I'd have to agree. These people obviously were taught while young that being nice means people do things for you and somehow ended up associating that with getting laid along the line. Reality is way more complex than a dating sim, so these guys don't understand why people truly get together while they stay alone. Or they create complex delusions, like so:
This always reminds me of 90s sitcoms, where a man's inability to please a woman due to the sheer obfuscating complexity of her body was such a weirdly ubiquitous comedy point. Maybe they take that at face value.
Also, adults generally judge a potential partner on a lot more factors than where they fit on an arbitrary 1-10 scale. Nice guys really do seem to believe that physical beauty must mean everything else important about her is also in good shape and therefore not worth examining.
They cursed Santa for not leaving a girlfriend under the tree for the 'x' year in a row.
