Plagued Nice Guys

scorptatious said:
Wonder what all the nice guys did for Christmas.
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Held open doors and helped cute girls with heir dropped items, then went home and passive aggressively blogged about how being a nice guy is awesome.... except for the sluts and whores that reject them. Because they are sluts. And whores. And he is awesome.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Nice guys really do seem to believe that physical beauty must mean everything else important about her is also in good shape and therefore not worth examining.
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The best part is usually the opposite it true

The funny thing about all these "Nice Guys" is they just can't let it go, they could be anything but instead the just bitch and moan about how no one will sleep with them. Even most proper lolcows have harder lives than them.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
This is what I don't get about these guys. If they're honestly so desperate that it's causing them some sort of breakdown, then surely the obvious thing to do is save up some money and see a hooker. Sure, you can argue that it's not "real," but nor is getting a pity-fuck from someone who doesn't actually find you attractive, and we know they're fine with that.
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Some of them do. I recall one guy making a guide on hookers, didn't make them any less sad or pathetic.
Edit: Ah, I was gonna go to their forums to find that thread, but I see they've made it so tat you have to be member if you want to see any thread, not just their exclusive ones.
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Okay, so who wants to go undercover?
 
KiwisAreCute said:
On the one hand, she really was an asshole for leaving him there after saying she'd dance with him...
On the other hand, what kind of desperate loser waits for 2 hours?
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Wasn't there some Russian guy who waited at an airport to the point of dehydration for this girl he met online to show up? Or am I thinking of something else?
 
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testaclesemaximus said:
Someone needs to let that dude know he's talking out loud.
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Oh my god. Hahahaha.

At least a quarter of these guys' problem is that they make their "nice guy/incel" status a part of their identity. Like, what the fuck? I get it, in a way, I get where they are coming from -- and I dont think social isolation or whatever is something to make fun of necessarily, if you learn about that hierarchy of needs, they're all needs; a life with just food, shelter, air and water is probably about equivalent to life as a gerbil in a cage or something. Nobody is jealous of prisoners but they get all that shit basically free.

But who would honestly write and admit to the shit that this dude wrote? If you fall behind socially youre going to stay behind, birds of a feather and all that shit. Dude's should downplay all that shit and not go on diatribes about how their dick is a fucking (teeny tiny) 5 inch longsword forged in Mt Mordor and needs to be quenched with pussy juice; I mean at that point you arent a nice guy, you arent even any semblance of normal. Motherfucker NAMED HIMSELF INCELLINGTON. Dude you can beat yourself up about it all you want internally but at least TRY to hide it, my god.
 
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Saney said:
What was the image you posted?
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it was actually an imgur image telling a girl that "if you don't want to talk go away". originally on imgur but it couldn't appear.

https://postimg.org/image/fi5jqfjwh/

It is extremely hilarious. She didn't even reply or talk to him and he is asking her to go away.

Is it a lack of self-awareness, or stupidity?
 
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HOW TO CATFISH NICE GUYS (FOR LULZ)

1) If you are a reasonable looking 6/10 female, you will definitely get creepy messages on Facebook. It doesn't matter if you are 16, 30, or 45. Desperate guys are always desperate.

2) Set up a fake Facebook profile. Search on instagram, using the hashtag #ootd to search for pretty girls picture. The prettier, the more lulz content you will get.

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LOL. That is very persistent, a greeting since March til October. (From my dead fake Facebook account)

3) Start adding as many people as possible. Spam the "add friend" button. To enhance "credibility", pick a college and start adding everyone in that college.

4) Sometimes, you are obviously fake, but you must remember, most of them don't have a brain to see that you are a catfish.

5) Sit back and enjoy the LULz. Even better, ask them to meet up somewhere and order a drug bust on them.
 
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Twinkle2017 said:
1) If you are a reasonable looking 6/10 female, you will definitely get creepy messages on Facebook. It doesn't matter if you are 16, 30, or 45. Desperate guys are always desperate.
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I know this one from experience, not my experience, but a friend of mine who used to browse dating sites.

The creepiest messages usually come from Indians. One time she I asked her to show me the messages she gets from dating sites. She was reading a particularly weird one and I correctly predicted before she even opened his profile that it was from an Indian. Something about their culture leaves the men without any clue how to talk appropriately to women. Maybe it's all that pollution in their drinking water, I dunno.
 
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Twinkle2017 said:
HOW TO CATFISH NICE GUYS (FOR LULZ)

1) If you are a reasonable looking 6/10 female, you will definitely get creepy messages on Facebook. It doesn't matter if you are 16, 30, or 45. Desperate guys are always desperate.

2) Set up a fake Facebook profile. Search on instagram, using the hashtag #ootd to search for pretty girls picture. The prettier, the more lulz content you will get.

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LOL. That is very persistent, a greeting since March til October. (From my dead fake Facebook account)

3) Start adding as many people as possible. Spam the "add friend" button. To enhance "credibility", pick a college and start adding everyone in that college.

4) Sometimes, you are obviously fake, but you must remember, most of them don't have a brain to see that you are a catfish.

5) Sit back and enjoy the LULz. Even better, ask them to meet up somewhere and order a drug bust on them.
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Can we get a fiendish rating?
 
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