Plagued Nice Guys

[Count groudon]

nice guy memes

Shit like this makes it abundantly clear that these guys have never had a real conversation with a girl.

 

[SamTheEagle]

Though it may seem like a lot of Nice Guys are total euphoric fedora tippers, the Christian Nice Guys are fucking nuts to behold

Lots of facebook statuses about how God won't give them a sweetheart from the ground up, and condemning the sinning sluts (aka girl who won't touch their wiener) and trying to find a true and honest waifu of faith.

Though if a girl dumb enough to try to get with him were an atheist, or even an active Satan-worshipper, he will throw it all away to get some of that sweet, God-given china

I've heard of more than one Nice Guy telling a girl that God's revealed to him that she's supposed to marry him. Funny how the girl in question never seems to get the memo herself.

I think a lot of religious Nice Guys are also White Knights. They'll save the gorgeous, sinful slut from herself by the power of their righteous dick. Unless she rejects them, in which case she's a child of Satan and no amount of grace will save her from hell.

 

[Smarmy]

Spoiler: Religious Nice Guy Theme Song

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

I've heard of more than one Nice Guy telling a girl that God's revealed to him that she's supposed to marry him

Me too...

 

[Vorhtbame]

I think a lot of religious Nice Guys are also White Knights. They'll save the gorgeous, sinful slut from herself by the power of their righteous dick.

Only if she's hot enough, though. They'll take a 9 with a criminal record and BPD over a low-maintenance 7 who shares their every belief. Nice Guys are always, first and foremost, Nice Guys, because their primary concern is not religion but self.

 

[Tempest]

A fan of the joker

 

[ZeCommissar]

A fan of the joker

One of the Great Rules for women when interacting with Nice Guys

1.Don't interact with Nice Guys

2.If you must, don't reveal a common interest, they will think you are the geeky, nerdy, quiet/etc girl they finally wanted and will obsess over you, or like above, just do the most awkward shit.

Whatever happened to just having a MUTUAL interest in someone and asking them out? Why be so awkward about it?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

One of the Great Rules for women when interacting with Nice Guys

1.Don't interact with Nice Guys

2.If you must, don't reveal a common interest, they will think you are the geeky, nerdy, quiet/etc girl they finally wanted and will obsess over you, or like above, just do the most awkward shit.

Whatever happened to just having a MUTUAL interest in someone and asking them out? Why be so awkward about it?

If she doesn't want to deal with nice guys, why doesn't she just walk away or kill herself or something? Plenty of easy solutions, seems like she's kind of being lazy, imo.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I don't know where people get the idea that (figuratively) worshipping the feet underneath someone's ground will charm them.

Especially when they want to do it to someone who doesn't even know them.

 

[Cake Farts]

A fan of the joker

Oh my fucking...

My asshole literally clenched


How do you sperg over the internet about abusive relationships being okay and then doing a 180 completely and trying to pander for China?

 

[Zarkov]

A fan of the joker

The only people who address complete strangers as "my dear" are geriatrics and predators. It's almost always a dead-giveaway sign that you're dealing with a mentally unstable individual.

The gratuitous use of french at the end just adds to that creepy bespectacled pseudo-intellectual feel.

This guy has definitely chained women in his basement before.

 

[Saney]

The only people who address complete strangers as "my dear" are geriatrics and predators. It's almost always a dead-giveaway sign that you're dealing with a mentally unstable individual.

The gratuitous use of french at the end just adds to that creepy bespectacled pseudo-intellectual feel.

This guy has definitely chained women in his basement before.

And they're all dressed up as Harley Quinn.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Especially when they want to do it to someone who doesn't even know them.

Oh yeah, that's super creepy. And when the woman in question rightly rejects them, that's when they get all pissed off that she's rejecting their unsolicited worship and start harassing her. Lots of stalkers get started that way.

The only people who address complete strangers as "my dear" are geriatrics and predators. It's almost always a dead-giveaway sign that you're dealing with a mentally unstable individual.

The gratuitous use of french at the end just adds to that creepy bespectacled pseudo-intellectual feel.



This guy has definitely chained women in his basement before.

Someone braver than I should go check his freezer. I shudder to think of what is contained within.

And they're all dressed up as Harley Quinn.

If you really want to date a real-life Harley Quinn, you have to go with someone who is very fit, trained in unarmed combat and emotionally unstable. So you have a girl who can kick your ass and is prone to violent fits at the slightest provocation. She would probably end up overpowering him and chaining him to the wall and leaving him there to starve.

 

[Cosmos]

 

[The Great Chandler]

Though it may seem like a lot of Nice Guys are total euphoric fedora tippers, the Christian Nice Guys are fucking nuts to behold

Lots of facebook statuses about how God won't give them a sweetheart from the ground up, and condemning the sinning sluts (aka girl who won't touch their wiener) and trying to find a true and honest waifu of faith.

Though if a girl dumb enough to try to get with him were an atheist, or even an active Satan-worshipper, he will throw it all away to get some of that sweet, God-given china

Lots of Chris references here because you can see some of that brand of entitlement in his work

John S. Bulla. "God has given me a lady who I will would marry and fuck"

 

[DrJonesHat]

John S. Bulla. "God has given me a lady who I will would marry and fuck"

I was raised in the church. I was forced to attend until I was 18, then I promptly quit going. Anyway, I was also required to attend youth group, and I lost count of the number of dudes who thought God had given them some random girl as their wife. We had one particularly relentless dude who would today be labeled a stalker (this was in the early 90s, and stalking hadn't yet entered the public awareness). It got to the point where the youth pastor had to give a sermon that "if God wants you to marry a specific person, he'll let both of you know, if he doesn't, he doesn't want you to marry that person." He was eventually kicked out of the church because he would not stop. Years later, when the internet became a thing and court records went online, I looked him up in one of those "I wonder what happened to so and so" moments and was only mildly surprised to see multiple restraining orders against him and a conviction for stalking.

Christian Nice Guys are their own special breed. They are particularly dangerous because, in a church that espouses traditional gender roles, women don't feel safe in rejecting them. It's not quite as an issue in more liberal denominations (like the one I was raised in) because they let women have their own opinions. Still, arguing with a guy who thinks god has given you to him like a prize is exhausting.

 

[The Great Chandler]

*Forgive me for almost double posting*
I just found an old Christian loveshy thread from 2006.
https://www.christianforums.com/threads/i-want-to-have-a-girlfriend.3271384/

Can we go back to the normal nice guys?

 

[El Porko Fako]

Can we go back to the normal nice guys?

Sure thing. Here's a regular ol' gentleman for you. Really hope this wasn't posted already. Couldn't find it in the thread.

I really wish could see more nice guys in public. They're just so bad at interaction it's astounding. Ducks mounting each other is a more graceful interaction than seeing these people trying to have a conversation.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Sure thing. Here's a regular ol' gentleman for you. Really hope this wasn't posted already. Couldn't find it in the thread.

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I really wish could see more nice guys in public. They're just so bad at interaction it's astounding. Ducks mounting each other is a more graceful interaction than seeing these people trying to have a conversation.

If their sense of entitlement was a tangible thing, you could see it from orbit.

 

[Overcast]

Sure thing. Here's a regular ol' gentleman for you. Really hope this wasn't posted already. Couldn't find it in the thread.

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I really wish could see more nice guys in public. They're just so bad at interaction it's astounding. Ducks mounting each other is a more graceful interaction than seeing these people trying to have a conversation.

If only I was still oblivious about what happens when ducks mount each other...