Plagued Nice Guys

[Sable]

Why do Nice Guys think this thread is some kind of therapy centre?

:autism:

 

[vertexwindi]

I have a sad story too: I befriended a few women over the years because I wasn't a creepy fuck. I now have regrets that I didn't put them on a pedestal or tip my hat at any point.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Why do Nice Guys think this thread is some kind of therapy centre?

Because the "no powerleveling" rule is not being respected.

 

[cuddle striker]

Why do Nice Guys think this thread is some kind of therapy centre?

Nice Guys never understand when they're being mocked. Any bit of attention, they read it as positive.

Sexual activation helps but only with Normie Girls as the catalyst I hear

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Sexual activation

I really fucking love that this phrase is a thing now.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I really fucking love that this phrase is a thing now.

Same. It's like they think losing your virginity actually causes a physiological change.

 

[Lorento]

Same. It's like they think losing your virginity actually causes a physiological change.

You mean that having sex doesn't immediately make your dick eight times longer and makes you exude a mysterious scent that makes Stacey wet AF?

I've been lied to by Sluthate.

 

[Yaks]

Sexually activated makes me think of Transformer porn..

Which some of these nice guys are probably into.

I found this fellow on Craigslist and not only do I think he definitely owns a katana, but that this is the most Nice Guy mfw craigslist ad I've seen in a while. The bits about how he likes needy/clingy women and how all his friendships are SUPER INTENSE IMMEDIATELY are the biggest red flags. (If the "I'm a ninja and goth and not like the other males" didn't chase you off already.) Beware, he wrote a fucking novel.

Spoiler

I also like how later on in his post he goes on about how he makes deep and meaningful relationships, but at the top admits he has no friends and hasn't made any since 2011.

 

[Krieger]

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He's such a superior specimen, he has an extra copy of chromosome 21!

 

[escapegoat]

Sexually activated makes me think of Transformer porn..

Which some of these nice guys are probably into.

I found this fellow on Craigslist and not only do I think he definitely owns a katana, but that this is the most Nice Guy mfw craigslist ad I've seen in a while. The bits about how he likes needy/clingy women and how all his friendships are SUPER INTENSE IMMEDIATELY are the biggest red flags. (If the "I'm a ninja and goth and not like the other males" didn't chase you off already.) Beware, he wrote a fucking novel.

Spoiler

I also like how later on in his post he goes on about how he makes deep and meaningful relationships, but at the top admits he has no friends and hasn't made any since 2011.

What fucking factory has been pumping these dudes out for the last 20 years? I swear, they've been making that model for decades.

 

[Yaks]

What fucking factory has been pumping these dudes out for the last 20 years? I swear, they've been making that model for decades.

Parents Who Give Their Kids Trophies For Everything Inc. I think made them, circa mid 1980's to early 2000s.

 

[Zarkov]

Sexually activated makes me think of Transformer porn..

Which some of these nice guys are probably into.

I found this fellow on Craigslist and not only do I think he definitely owns a katana, but that this is the most Nice Guy mfw craigslist ad I've seen in a while. The bits about how he likes needy/clingy women and how all his friendships are SUPER INTENSE IMMEDIATELY are the biggest red flags. (If the "I'm a ninja and goth and not like the other males" didn't chase you off already.) Beware, he wrote a fucking novel.

Spoiler

I also like how later on in his post he goes on about how he makes deep and meaningful relationships, but at the top admits he has no friends and hasn't made any since 2011.

His crippling autism is nowhere more obvious than in the conversation part : enjoys vidya, states that conversations must veer into a specific direction when he gives a certain signal, and of course the aggressive capitalization of words that don't mean shit on a first date.

His virginity is safe.

 

[Yaks]

His crippling autism is nowhere more obvious than in the conversation part : enjoys vidya, states that conversations must veer into a specific direction when he gives a certain signal, and of course the aggressive capitalization of words that don't mean shit on a first date.

His virginity is safe.

You don't even have to read anything he wrote to know what he's going to talk about. His picture is unkempt and in a martial arts uniform. Idk what's going on with his facial hair, though. That's a new one for me. It's like neckbeard meets lazy amish.

 

[Zarkov]

You don't even have to read anything he wrote to know what he's going to talk about. His picture is unkempt and in a martial arts uniform.

The martial arts uniform is the autistic equivalent of the male normies' aviator sunglasses pictures.

 

[escapegoat]

I want to know where they all got the idea that the ladies are really into 99 dollar katanas.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

states that conversations must veer into a specific direction when he gives a certain signal

Lol this is basically true of every snowflake we have a thread for.

 

[Yaks]

She said I was a 9!

 

[DrJonesHat]

So, all you care about is a woman's looks. Gotcha. You better be rich, otherwise you're probably not getting a bite.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

So, all you care about is a woman's looks. Gotcha. You better be rich, otherwise you're probably not getting a bite.

I love how he essentially admits he leered at his girlfriend's ass whenever she walked up the stairs.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I love how he essentially admits he leered at his girlfriend's ass whenever she walked up the stairs.

It's like Russell Greer without the facial paralysis but the same sense of entitlement.