When I first started at this new place I was running security alone for an 18th party downstairs at my pub on one Thursday night. Normally these nights are fucking hell and you are given a list of names or a name of someone who can't enter a place whilst the party is going on. Things are going better than expected until halfway through the night when I get a call over the radio that someone who was barred was trying to get into the place through the front door. I made my way pretty swiftly up to the front and I was greeted by your typical numale looking guy. Pube moustache and tuft under the chin, glasses with rims as thick as iron bars, dressed in black and lanky greasy hair in a ponytail. Carrying flowers, chocolates and one of those fucking huge teddies so I knew exactly what was going on.
Ask the manager to go inside, he comments that this guy can't see this girl who's party it was downstairs otherwise there will be hell and she will go berserk (she comes from a pikey family). So I guide him to back entrance to the stairs and exit telling him that he can't be here and he has to leave. All is going pretty good until he stops on the top of the staircase, turns around crying, pleads for me to let him see her for 5 minutes and that she is the love of his life and he would end his life if he did not have one more chance. Not having any of it, tell him to fuck off, move him away and he wanders off.
Thought that was the end of it until the end of the night. Turns out, he stopped off at another pub down the end of the road got fucking bladdered, pulled this weird fat bird and 'ordered a cab' to arrive outside of my pub for kickout time. I am pushing people from downstairs up into the main bar for drinkup time and so we can all go home. Now, this pub has pretty large glass windows which open up onto the street, so all the people inside of the pub can see exactly who is outside and what is going on. As soon as I get into the main bar I look out of the window by the door and see that fucking cunt and the weirdest shaped woman I have ever seen leaning against the window fucking about. As calmly as I could I make my way to the front, hoping that the girl does not see him there, If she does, everything will kick off and there will be an absolute shitshow.
I get outside, approach him, tell him to leave. He says that he is waiting for a cab and he has a right to wait on public prop.....
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG INAUDIBLE SCREECHING NOISES
4 girls banging on the windows screaming, This nigga squares his shoulders and smirks, his doughball woman does not have any idea what is going on.
Tell him to leave one more time before I move him away and he gets nicked. He does not move and so I move him away, the dad comes out and almost runs straight through me as soon as he sees who it is. Manager calls the police the fucker gets arrested and taken away.
Shit calms down for a bit until everyone is gone but the girl, her boyfriend and the parents. The dad comes upto me and says thanks for removing him and apologises for attempting to push past me and sorry that daughter would have gone through the window and carved the cunt up. Curiousity gets the better of me and I ask what the hell everything was about. It turns out this fucker was once her friend and he relentlessly wanted her minge. He managed to get a hold of her phone, find some private pictures and send them to himself, contact her with a picture from her phone saying he wanted to do something to her and sent a dick pic. Her dad went mad as dicks, threatened to kill him and the police got involved only for him to keep stalking her.
