I've been asked to bring my story here for everyone so here it is.
So here is a quick story about my own experience with these masses of blubber. So, power level showing but I work at an anime shop that isn't too popular but it's the only one in my town. So naturally Neckbeards are flocking this store a lot.
I need to cosplay every Friday to bring in more customers. I don't need to cosplay strictly female characters or strictly male as long is it goes with that week's sale theme. So I decide to play it safe this certain Friday and dress up as Ritsuka from
Dancing with Devils I personally found her more entertaining in general and I was supposed to do a dating sim character. But as I worked and stood outside the shop, holding a small stack of papers for the sale. I normally go as far as the food court. This time I was upstairs and was walking around and chatting with people. Naturally I walk by hot-topic because anime losers sometimes go into there. But I go through and get more people to come to my work place. when I was chatting with a worker there, that was when I smelled
him the Neckbeard that I'll call, SLIW (Shojo Love Interest Wannabe). He was disgusting. It was like someone shit sulfur acid and then bathed in rotting lasagna. Sadly I was to give out as many fliers as I can. So I turn to face him after I hear his nasally voice simply say,
"
EXXXXXXCUUUUUUSSSSSSE me, M'Lady." I am met with a 5'3", about as big around as he was tall, long greasy hair, a five'o-clock shadow that I swear I could see the ghosts of Cheetos in it, vaguely matching the description of a man.
"Hi there! Would you like a flier for my store's newest sale on any and all dating sims and harem animes." I greet, instantly regretting it because the poor worker who I was chatting with had ran away to behind the counter that was next to us.
"Yes, my kawaii-desu empress of hell."
That reply had made me want to crawl into a hole and
Die. But I hand him the flier carefully, he grabs it and tries to grab my hand. I thankfully pull away quickly and laugh awkwardly.
"Our store is down stairs by the Food Court and over where the old [Some dress Store Name] was! Just across the Laser tag!" I clarify, knowing at most would know exactly where it's located. But what I didn't expect was that this guy had told me to show him there. I normally would but I
don't wanna be alone with this creep so I make up an excuse along the lines of,
"Sorry! I'm not allowed to show others there but you can find our store on the mall maps!" Which would only irritates SLIW who only starts to insist for me to show him to the store. The most obvious fucking store that is down stairs with a huge life sized cardboard cut out of
Kill La Kill's main character in her battle uniform. Thankfully one of the hot-topic workers clocked out and saved me by asking if he can help me go back to my store. Which I accept instantly because this guy was so much nicer.
I quickly leave, hearing this neckbeard reveal himself to be also a "nice guy" by saying that I only went with this worker because I, a young adult woman dressed as a high school girl for cosplay, love "chad" cock and am a dirty slut who dresses provocatively so full grown men could look at me. (I will provide a photo of my character's main outfit and looks.)
This was only the first time I met this guy; Though i have an Incident with him recently while I was off clock with my friend.
So I'm off the clock on a Saturday, I'm dressed in a Rick and Morty hoodie
because I am trash, a hufflepuff headband, a Mystic Messenger bag, and blue jeans. The in work, when I don’t cosplay, uniform is a Black shirt (any works as long as it isn’t gross), a lanyard with your store ID on it, and black or khaki pants/skirt/shorts/etc. This information is important because when I was off the clock, I went into my store to go buy some things that I liked and wanted.
So SJLW decided to start demanding I help him in the 18+ section of the store. I'm clearly not one to go into that section even though I am eighteen and of legal age to be in that section but my friend is only seventeen; which I straight up tell him to leave us both alone since my friend and I are looking for new manga and animes, Lets call my friend "P" to keep her identity safe. So P doesn't work at my workplace but I've told her stories about it. But SJLW is screaming at me, while my boss walks over to ask him to calm down and tell her the issues. I shit you not this blob of fat looks me dead in the eye and goes.
"She's on the clock and she isn't helping me at all."
My boss looks at me in a neon green and white hoodie, blue jeans, and the fact I'm carrying bags for multiple other stores I was in.
"Sir, She's not on the clock. She is shopping here like any other customer. So please stop bothering her or I'll have to kick you out."
I watched this ball of blubber storm away into the 18+ section as P looks at him in a pissed off way. P asked My Boss and Me what the fuck was that. I give her a shrug and say we should get something quickly and leave before the dude finds us again. Thankfully we left the mall after we got something to eat and bought more snacks before we left. He kinda just ruined our day after that.
That's all I have right now but if I remember or happen to get any more stories I can share them for you all.
