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and none of it was remotely funny or interesting. Almost all of those strangers seemed pretty milquetoast. I
Plagued Nice Guys
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The Valeyard
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"Does that not tickle your clit?"
"Please tell me that's your brother or something"
"You're ugly af without makeup btw. Bitch"
"Please tell me that's your brother or something"
"You're ugly af without makeup btw. Bitch"
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Last dude's just mad he lost to Chang.
lol what a nightmare
lol what a nightmare
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These are just way too good- "i wont treat you like a fuck toy" then not too much longer later "yea but can he make you squirt like i did"... what the fuck?
The backpedaling in the last one is hilarious- and once again, dude doesn't realise that some women don't wear makeup for validation from others. As soon as she points out she does something because she has the audacity to want to do it, "lol ur ugly without makeup nvm what i said about you not having to wear makeup around me"- as soon as he's called out for being patronizing about her wearing makeup and is told that her husband doesn't do that to her, "ugly bitch"
It's hilarious, the alternate reality these people live in, where a woman in a long term relationship has never taken her makeup off with her boyfriend around... and that she would stay with a man (or even marry one) who made her feel like she had to wear makeup or she has no self worth? There's some serious brain cell damage in these delusional nice guys
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I knew a guy just like this. If a lady he asked out said she had a boyfriend, he'd say to bring them along to so they can see what a real man was like.
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That at least implies some kind of confidence. Still skeevy bit better than typical Nice Guy chickenshit.
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LMAO well you gotta give him props for not going ape over her having a boyfriend.
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Though that's not actually much of an achievement if you really think about it
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That’s the joke fam
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Saying "now you have two" makes me wonder if he understands what a boyfriend is. I suspect he's one of those m'ladies who think a committed relationship uses terms like "betrothed" or some such. "Boyfriend" probably means something like a prospective suitor to him, and calling himself one without her input shows how necessary he finds her opinion on the matter...
You Can't Sit With Us
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Rate me
but I think this one might be sarcastic. Who actually uses "m'lady" unironically?
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Hitting Agree on this because I think "now you have two" was a joke. Sadly, though, I've heard "m'lady" used unironically in person.Rate me
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I see you have not encountered ren faire dudes, Amtgard or SCA.
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It's different if you're at one of those events though. It's like acting. But used literally anywhere else, it's fucking stupid
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Sigh...
I think the more I post this crap when it happens, the more and more done you'll see me getting over time almost as if this is aging me horribly. Soon someone's gonna slide into my DMs and I'm gonna just all-caps "GET OFF MY LAWN" at them.
>I'm getting snarkier and snarkier with each passing twat.
ok so why are the opening lines either so fucking gay or just flat out weird and uncomfortable? and as soon as i point out "hey uh that's weird and not appealing" that's suddenly me being weird?
Also I guess I learned that if you add someone as a friend on a social media site, you have to talk to them even if they say something that completely turned you off. Because their comfort is all that matters, goddammit and they complimented you!
I think the more I post this crap when it happens, the more and more done you'll see me getting over time almost as if this is aging me horribly. Soon someone's gonna slide into my DMs and I'm gonna just all-caps "GET OFF MY LAWN" at them.
>I'm getting snarkier and snarkier with each passing twat.
Also I guess I learned that if you add someone as a friend on a social media site, you have to talk to them even if they say something that completely turned you off. Because their comfort is all that matters, goddammit and they complimented you!
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Never knew ear fetish was a thing, lmao. This guy would have a better shot hitting randoms up for feet pics if he had to be some flavor of deviant.Sigh...
I think the more I post this crap when it happens, the more and more done you'll see me getting over time almost as if this is aging me horribly. Soon someone's gonna slide into my DMs and I'm gonna just all-caps "GET OFF MY LAWN" at them.
>I'm getting snarkier and snarkier with each passing twat.
ok so why are the opening lines either so fucking gay or just flat out weird and uncomfortable? and as soon as i point out "hey uh that's weird and not appealing" that's suddenly me being weird?
Also I guess I learned that if you add someone as a friend on a social media site, you have to talk to them even if they say something that completely turned you off. Because their comfort is all that matters, goddammit and they complimented you!
BestialArmageddon
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"Small dick energy" was a nice touch.
Porker LeVance
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Sigh...
I think the more I post this crap when it happens, the more and more done you'll see me getting over time almost as if this is aging me horribly. Soon someone's gonna slide into my DMs and I'm gonna just all-caps "GET OFF MY LAWN" at them.
>I'm getting snarkier and snarkier with each passing twat.
ok so why are the opening lines either so fucking gay or just flat out weird and uncomfortable? and as soon as i point out "hey uh that's weird and not appealing" that's suddenly me being weird?
Also I guess I learned that if you add someone as a friend on a social media site, you have to talk to them even if they say something that completely turned you off. Because their comfort is all that matters, goddammit and they complimented you!
He tried to establish the power balance in his favor when you didn’t respond as expected to the serial killer compliment. He had to make sure you knew you failed at pleasing him when you didn’t thank him for noticing your “small ears.” He really must’ve been upset when you called him out (rightfully) about being off putting. He didn’t even notice that he contradicts himself by trying to label you off putting for friending him at all. If you’re so off putting to him, why the fuck did he initiate a conversation?!