Plagued Nice Guys

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I'm sure many people here have walked women to their cars, but they did so because they already knew the woman in question and they asked you to. Following someone you don't know and didn't ask you to isn't "walking them to their car." You're following them, and that's creepy.
 
I'm sure many people here have walked women to their cars, but they did so because they already knew the woman in question and they asked you to. Following someone you don't know and didn't ask you to isn't "walking them to their car." You're following them, and that's creepy.

The reason a woman might actually ask someone to walk them to their car is they are worried about a "Nice Guy" stalking them to their car.
 
Here's a fun guy:
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He's a textbook nice guy incel who's constantly posting stuff like that. Or shit about how he's definitely going to kill somebody, or how he's supposedly flying around the country getting deals for his twitch stream or signing record deals (he plays rock band and thinks he's a real musician). He's also totally moving to Vegas or LA any day now (it always changes). What wouldn't a girl love about that?

In reality he's probably mildly retarded, unemployed, collects a tugboat, stays in his room and smokes dope all day while irritating his roommates by being creepy and having poor hygiene.

He's more than likely still a virgin in his mid thirties. Apparently he's a shitty streamer too, but I've never bothered to watch.

This is him, the nice guy all the girls are missing out on:
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I wondered who was still buying Godsmack albums (let alone meeting the band and putting it in their Facebook av) in Current Year, but that all makes sense now. Godsmack are still making the same whiny, dull angst-rock they were in 2003. They haven't moved on, and neither have their fans, who couldn't get laid then and couldn't get laid now. You see it's like poetry, it rhymes.
 
I wondered who was still buying Godsmack albums (let alone meeting the band and putting it in their Facebook av) in Current Year, but that all makes sense now. Godsmack are still making the same whiny, dull angst-rock they were in 2003. They haven't moved on, and neither have their fans, who couldn't get laid then and couldn't get laid now. You see it's like poetry, it rhymes.

Huh, for a second I thought you were talking about Godflesh and was really confused.

Anyway if you're still a fan of godsmack at this point something went horribly wrong 16 years ago.
 
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