Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.3%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.3%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    665
DV
On a journalist by former scorned lovers in a polycule who recruited a group of obsessed weirdos to IRL whore tour all Aaron specific locations.

Not just any GYM or Applebees
The real victory for Nick is when he can send Aaron a folder full of pictures of him sucking Melton's cock in all those locations Aaron likes to frequent.
 
Aaron realized he's a retard who needs to take this shit seriously because Nick wants him dead or behind bars.

I think the plea deal getting scuttled or delayed made Aaron realize this isnt cute radio jock drama that he can solve with a 50 bucks here over a topless pick and some shit talking on air there.

I also think us mercilessly bullying his dumb ass for being incompetent about things finally made him get an actual lawyer who does actual lawyer things.

I imagine Aaron is genuinely interested in getting the HROs to stick (sadly they probably wont prevent Nick/Melton from talking about him vs at him, unless those can get adjusted at the hearing?)
I would love for them to stick just b/c the reeeing that would happen. I wish whatever the decision, that Nick would do something in court and Aaron and his lawyer would be able to say,”See?! This is why the HRO is needed!”
 
I really dislike the new nepo baby washed up rocker junkie look, it somehow pisses me off more than the jamaica wife beater.

Stop larping as Johnny Silver Hand, Red Nosed Nick is the best you can pull and your only feat is drugging your kid and shoving your balls in your wife.

OOF.webp
 
Aaron’s new attorney is from the PEG law firm?! lmaoooo.

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Or does that read PCG? IDC.
Maybe Nick will enjoy this after all
Not to sidetrack the glorious MNPR, but a quick peek at the Pretty Anti-Social podcast this is what met my eyes.

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She decorated her room with pin-ups of Aaron. That's healthy, right?
Everyone calls Aaron's girlfriend a slampig, but look at this beast
 
I really dislike the new nepo baby washed up rocker junkie look, it somehow pisses me off more than the jamaica wife beater.

Stop larping as Johnny Silver Hand, Red Nosed Nick is the best you can pull and your only feat is drugging your kid and shoving your balls in your wife.

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Watching @elb's latest upload, it was amusing watching Nick spend over five minutes complaining at his own chat because they aren't into the Kurt Cooking segment, getting frustrated and telling people to "fuck off", coping about how "interesting" it is.
 
I would love for them to stick just b/c the reeeing that would happen. I wish whatever the decision, that Nick would do something in court and Aaron and his lawyer would be able to say,”See?! This is why the HRO is needed!”
Nick's a cuck, he proved it in his public cases. Yeah, in the one he thought was private (muh keeedz), he spouted off like a retard (to his own detriment). But when he knows a transcript may be published, he sits in the corner in the cuck chair and is a good boy and keeps the snack tray stocked.
 
Probably controversial, but I still feel Aaron going to lose the orders. Melton one with his kid though I feel he can have a good chance with.
Melton literally ran an event with a panel discussing Aaron and displaying private pictures of him in bed and reading of a private letter addressed to his then still wife.

If anything Aaron has a better chance to get it against Melton.

I feel the chances against Nick are only high if he can point at a federal case number investigating the hacking of his Google account by Nick.
But the court might simply give him one to make all parties STFU and not talk about each other, because that would be in EVERYONE (other than KF) best interest.
 
It's something those Aaron a-logs must learn to understand. Many people don't care if Aaron wins or loses and agree he's just a little less pathetic than skelly.
It's that if he does win, his subreddit filled with the least funny raging faggots will collectively lose their minds, and Redditors malding is always a good outcome for humanity.
I don’t like Aaron, I just view his enemies as retarded and evil people. You can kind of judge someone’s character by their enemies, but honestly I don’t know how to interpret this.

Aaron is stupid, but his enemies are stupid, petty, and evil. I don’t think Aaron is good, just the other retards like throwing rocks at him. I am not rooting for Aaron, I am just now rooting against Nick AND whatever the Dabbleverse is. This isn’t like Eric July where Eric is just someone who drew the ire of Juju and Nick and upon looking at it I sided with Eric because he was the only non-retarded party.

None of really need to side with anyone, either. If two retards are fighting you can hope neither win and one loses. Not losing and winning are not the same thing.
 
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And was on the Domestic Violence Task Force.
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This should be interesting.
A no-nonsense female legal expert, with particular interest in Interfamily Abuse, she's young (for a judge) and probably very familiar with social media, streaming etc from her recent experience as a legal clerk.

I cannot imagine a worse Judge for Lord Balldo, so far he has limped by, mostly due to older, out of touch people giving him the benefit of the doubt.
 
Not to sidetrack the glorious MNPR, but a quick peek at the Pretty Anti-Social podcast this is what met my eyes.

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She decorated her room with pin-ups of Aaron. That's healthy, right?
Aaron's post-Nick arc is going to involve smashing this BPD pussy and having a fallout with the slam piece, I just know it
 
Nothing about those fat cunts is healthy. I love that they think Nick’s disgust for obese women doesn’t include them.
Fixed that for you

I dont care if aaron wins I just want the funniest outcome possible.
I get we have laws and shit that prevent this; but since they (mostly Nick and his pack of retards) want to act like children, I want the first-grade response and making Nick and Aaron have to live and do everything together. Like just fucking handcuff them together and they have to do everything together until they learn to get along. I'm sure Aaron would probably end up beating Nick to death before then, but it'd be entertaining at the least.
 
I dont care if aaron wins I just want the funniest outcome possible.
I honestly think funniest outcome is nick beating the restraining order and melton losing. Nick always takes a big L after a big W and melton might jump ship and turn his wrath on Nick for content. Cause talking about Aaron cause him more trouble than good if ordet sticks.
 
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