Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    668
Aaron may have finally made a good move. We all suggested a female attorney, but what Aaron really needs is a pitbull regardless of gender who will just point out the facts that Nick is on a personal narcissistic smear campaign to ruin him at all costs, and that Melton is a pedophile creep who should be locked up. I want the judge to listen to "The Matador" in front of MAPton while he just grins and thinks it's funny.
 
At the very least Aaron has hired competent counsel experienced in this sort of hearing.

If the HRO doesn't stick it doesn't stick, it is what it is by this point.

He should throw his lawyer some extra money to compile and submit every instance the current one is being broken in the interim though. Like Nick showed us, report every little thing it only takes them acting on one.
 
This dude seems legit.
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He's going to seethe about it.
The question is whether he'll silently sob about it or start up a stream to whine and cope.

This guy looks like he hates druggies.
 
Is Aaron more worried about cost or getting this behind him as fast as he reasonably can? This pick of lawyer seems to be the latter due to the credentials he has.

Aaron realized he's a retard who needs to take this shit seriously because Nick wants him dead or behind bars.

I think the plea deal getting scuttled or delayed made Aaron realize this isnt cute radio jock drama that he can solve with a 50 bucks here over a topless pick and some shit talking on air there.

I also think us mercilessly bullying his dumb ass for being incompetent about things finally made him get an actual lawyer who does actual lawyer things.

I imagine Aaron is genuinely interested in getting the HROs to stick (sadly they probably wont prevent Nick/Melton from talking about him vs at him, unless those can get adjusted at the hearing?)
 
Wait are the Dabbleverse tards the same people who abuse actual brain damaged man, Perry Caravello? Seriously even if you find Perry funny you can point out that his history has a comic is exploitative and often laughing at him rather than with him.

Seriously for all Nick’s claims that the Farms broke our own rules, he is associating with people who to use @Null’s metaphor “they find it funny when they punch a retard and the retard freaks out”.

Nick is retarded for associating with these people.
 
Francis White’s stroppy note of opposition to the date change is pretty much what I’d expect from a lawyer for two fags like Nick and Melton. He had to know the judge was very likely to grant the request, so all he achieved was showing he and these two clients are unreasonable cunts.

Well played, faggot.
 
Francis White’s stroppy note of opposition to the date change is pretty much what I’d expect from a lawyer for two fags like Nick and Melton. He had to know the judge was very likely to grant the request, so all he achieved was showing he and these two clients are unreasonable cunts.

Well played, faggot.
I like to imagine White knows Nick is a litigious stroppy faggot and if they didn't challenge it and they lose, Nick will say "that extension we didn't challenge caused it, its all my lawyer's fault."
 
I like to imagine White knows Nick is a litigious stroppy faggot and if they didn't challenge it and they lose, Nick will say "that extension we didn't challenge caused it, its all my lawyer's fault."
I wonder if he’ll split the bill for that letter between Nick and Melton or just stick Nick with all of it. I’m happy either way, get fucked degen scum.
 
I just want Aaron to win so the /r/SteelToeBoringShow subreddit goes into a collective herd psychotic break episode.
It's something those Aaron a-logs must learn to understand. Many people don't care if Aaron wins or loses and agree he's just a little less pathetic than skelly.
It's that if he does win, his subreddit filled with the least funny raging faggots will collectively lose their minds, and Redditors malding is always a good outcome for humanity.
 
Francis White’s stroppy note of opposition to the date change is pretty much what I’d expect from a lawyer for two fags like Nick and Melton. He had to know the judge was very likely to grant the request, so all he achieved was showing he and these two clients are unreasonable cunts.

Well played, faggot.
DV
On a journalist by former scorned lovers in a polycule who recruited a group of obsessed weirdos to IRL whore tour all Aaron specific locations, who now have the same lawyer AND the scormed lover wife thought it a SMARTZ idea to join the group and not only get kicked out of the AARON sponsership bar BUT to also hang around OUTSIDE the bar after and encourage their followers to fraud review the bar WHILE the gruesome obsessed threesome did a 2 hour podcast talking solely about putting aaron in jail OVER FREE SPEECH.

Note: not just any GYM or Applebees
 
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