💰 Grifter Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance abuser, child doser. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex-boyfriend. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Neetness]

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From Mamma K's twitter:
L: https://x.com/AQuietTiger/status/1981838669960081854
A: https://archive.is/Q1C4I



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Looks like he's in this jacket - which is textured in some way and has red thread highlights. I've always interpreted it as being snakeskin patterned. Very demure! He doesn't know where a tie is supposed to sit but otherwise, we've seen considerably worse fits from him. And that one is a lot closer to being court appropriate than his last one.

It's definitely more Michael Scott than Hunter S Thompson though.

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Lmao that nigga zesty.

 

[Bepis]

We've all heard the story of Nick crashing his brand new Mustang on the way home from the lot.
Could that be the damage we're seeing? We usually don't get good angles on it in the photographs.

Could be. Would be pretty funny in its own way, since that would mean he's been driving it around like that for almost 3 years at this point.

 

[dustnight]

Original draft:

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[TexOffender]

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"and made her cum"

 

[Heretic]

You would agree that this is not your typical HRO case, though. Just getting a grasp on what the fuck is happening probably is challenging for a judge that's completely unfamiliar with this nonsense.

"It all started with a nigger ODing and a little town called Kenosha..."

From Mamma K's twitter:
L: https://x.com/AQuietTiger/status/1981838669960081854
A: https://archive.is/Q1C4I



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Looks like he's in this jacket - which is textured in some way and has red thread highlights. I've always interpreted it as being snakeskin patterned. Very demure! He doesn't know where a tie is supposed to sit but otherwise, we've seen considerably worse fits from him. And that one is a lot closer to being court appropriate than his last one.

It's definitely more Michael Scott than Hunter S Thompson though.

This is dripping with such unimaginable faggotry I have to wonder if he's doing it on purpose so he can accuse the farms of being full of "weirdos" obsessed with his clothes to undermine dents being enlightened by all the factual evidence of his lies, deception, and general spergery

 

[Strix454]

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Next lines:

".....but Dorkbert wouldn't fuck me" (sad emoji)
"....and came inside her"
"....but since I approved of him doing it, I'm not a cuck".
"....and he ATE MY GOO!"

 

[Soapmore]

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No one's going to mention he's standing like he's a fucking disabled?

No that's the toe-in stance of anime girls.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Melton said Nick sent him this (#unbothered). It looks much more like Rekieta than Aaron to me.

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Imagine willingly letting Dorkbert cum inside your wife and leave you to cry about it for years after.

Couldn’t be me.

 

[i got stuff to say]

Did Nick have sex with Camelot?

 

[TexOffender]

Did Nick have sex with Camelot?

Most we know is that they shared a room at a Vegas meetup. Very likely they at least saw each others dicks.

 

[Soapmore]

Most we know is that they shared a room at a Vegas meetup. Very likely they at least saw each others dicks.

So me and Camelot are in the hotel room in Vegas and we're coked out of our skulls, and he's got me handcuffed to the bed on my hands and knees with an apple in my mouth like a roast pig and I look back over my shoulder and he's like this rubbing something oily on my -- THREADBANNED

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Most we know is that they shared a room at a Vegas meetup. Very likely they at least saw each others dicks.
Camelot played Rekieta's favorite song ("Don't Stop Believin" by Journey) to him on the suite's piano and they french kissed. According to Camelot.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

If he double-wins this time, he will likely accidentally set himself on fire or drown in a washing machine or break some random Minnesota law that will lead to a five-year new sentence.

I vote "slips in a puddle of GOO, defies gravity, and accidentally amputates his dick in a ceiling fan".

I saw him and I saw that white belt & show combination & immediately had a 1980s flashback to Herb Tarlek from the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati.

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How could his wife let Nick out of the house with that white belt and shoe combination? Nick looks like the caricature of the sleazy, dorky, culturally out of touch middle aged sales guy.

Nick: Baby, you and me were never meant to be,
Maybe think of me once in a while. *flutters lashes at Aaron*

I wonder just what the hell he hit.

Middle age. HARD.

 

[Sloppa]

Unrested steak with garlic, mushroom and rosemary slop.

This annoys me too. He cut the meat too early, so it will be cool in the middle and the flavour escapes onto his cutting board, he burned the garlic (so it was bitter), his mushrooms were added at the worst possible time (so they would be rubbery and bland). He seemed quite alert and active too, which is alarming.

I think nick has a new cognitive impairment, from huffing nitrousoxide, or starving himself or some stress induced disorder. I can't give a timestamp or quote, but something about him is "off", like during that cooking video I had alarm-bells going off in my head, I had to pause and think why am I skeeved out, then it hit me: when I did home help for people with dementia and early onset alzheimers, something about the way Nick Rekieta held a utensil reminded me of someone who was 95/100, but the next week they would be 80/100, a year later they would be in a wheelchair and need assistance using the toilet.

I think the Nick Rekieta of the time of Trump's election would be mortified, meeting the modern Nick Rekieta. I don't think today's Nick Rekieta can read a book or remember a phone number or plan beyond 14 days. I think Nick Rekieta's family are quietly making plans for him, finding a good divorce lawyer, investing extra time with his younger children. Finding a little apartment to house him, when the media circus dies down, for him to drink himself to death in.

 

[AnOminous]

"and made her cum"

"Something I never did."

 

[Soapmore]

Could be. Would be pretty funny in its own way, since that would mean he's been driving it around like that for almost 3 years at this point.

He doesn't pay traffic tickets. I wonder if he's paying insurance at this point.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Every opposition to a continuance demands that without the Imholte Impaler, he will wither and die.

A rare moment of honesty from Nick.

this man was once a Lawyer I don't understand how he's so bad at this.

We now know that his legal experience is almost nonexistent.

They were planning a steamy hatefuck in the men's room, but Nick forgot his Rugiet.

Why would a bottom need dick pills?

These people think landlines are a weird thing for people to have?

It's not that surprising when you think about it.
Mobile phones have become so ubiquitous it's natural for people to look at their home phones and ask "why even bother?"

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What the fuck? Only Nick wants to dress as a complete faggot from the nineties.

 

[Soapmore]

I saw him and I saw that white belt & show combination & immediately had a 1980s flashback to Herb Tarlek from the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati.

How could his wife let Nick out of the house with that white belt and shoe combination? Nick looks like the caricature of the sleazy, dorky, culturally out of touch middle aged sales guy.

I'm seeing some weak Buckaroo Banzai era vibes...

...which makes me want to like Nick's style, but he's only wearing one belt. Total fail.

 

[Pentamidine]

Mama K says Nick moved his car next to Aaron's after lunch.

It's nuts because it's not only incredibly petty, but it's very obvious stalker behavior.



From Scarebro on Twitter - what the fuck is going on with Nick's toes?