Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 67 10.0%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    667
1. The house looks like shit because April didn't do her nanny job?
2. The house looks like shit because Chaney didn't do her nanny job?
3. The house looks like shit because both parents, despite both working from home and doing home-schooling, didn't to their job.
 
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Why did you let the nanny to continue to be the nanny if you found out she was drunk while watching the kids?​

Now I'm confused, when did he find out about the nanny drinking and shit, didn't he say that his kids were just now telling him this stuff? Wouldn't the obvious answer to the question be that you didn't know about it at the time or you would have fired her? Is he really lying this blatantly and forgetting the timeline of his own lies?
 
OMG It's happening he's actually doubling down! The second lolsuit is practically inevitable at this point.

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Nick claims she won't sue, because "She knows the truth".
Let's hope this turns out like all of Nick's previous legal predictions.
I have zero doubt that Nick is willing to send his kids to lie on the stand and put them through the trauma of a court case.

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Now I'm confused, when did he find out about the nanny drinking and shit, didn't he say that his kids were just now telling him this stuff? Wouldn't the obvious answer to the question be that you didn't know about it at the time or you would have fired her? Is he really lying this blatantly and forgetting the timeline of his own lies?
The man has the short-term memory of a goldfish or Ethan Ralph. He's lying and obfuscating, but because his brain looks like that Sardinian maggot cheese, he can't keep up with them all.
 
I dont know about the rest of you, but it seems very obvious to me: Whenever liars let escape unsavoury facts, there's always some truth behind. This whole Cheney business is impossible to pierce through yet, because we don't have the facts, but one thing on Rekieata's assertions can be believed: There most likely was child abuse in his house of some nature in that house and Rekieta knows about it. Naturally, when it involves unknown facts of such a sinister nature, it is better to not even entertain wild speculation, because it is just dark and unproductive. Having said that, this irrational lashing out Rekieta is having tells me there's a good chance there are secrets in that house that people are playing around and trying to create very confusing stories to cover. These types of stories usually go hand in hand where there is abuse.
 
Now I'm confused, when did he find out about the nanny drinking and shit, didn't he say that his kids were just now telling him this stuff? Wouldn't the obvious answer to the question be that you didn't know about it at the time or you would have fired her? Is he really lying this blatantly and forgetting the timeline of his own lies?
He claims that she called him drunk while she was on the clock at his house apprx a year ago, then she quit a week later, and only now his kids are allegedly relaying what she did a year later
 
I would love it if @ItsAaronIgnoreMe started releasing texts. Would be epic battle of the texts. Lmao
Three things:

1. We have been asked nicely by @AltisticRight to stop tagging Aaron.
2. Please consider putting in for a name change, FFS.
3. That is a dumb idea for reasons @Gobermental Supervisor just explained. He does not need to hand Nick a W by releasing any messages involving Kayla and giving Nick another excuse to go crying to the cops

3. The house looks like shit because both parents, despite both working from home and doing home-schooling, didn't to their job.
Correct.

But he will not go with that, because it is the correct answer. The correct answer implicates him as the point of failure. Nothing can ever be Nick's fault.

Nick claims she won't sue, because "She knows the truth".
Let's hope this turns out like all of Nick's previous legal predictions.
I have zero doubt that Nick is willing to send his kids to lie on the stand and put them through the trauma of a court case.

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"She thought you were fucking gross."

If he's talking about Aaron (who did call Chaney a saint), that seems like a bit of tactical error. I can think of a lot of people who might think Chaney's stock just went up even further if that were true.

Particularly those who:

1. Don't like Aaron, while loathing Nick even more.
2. Those who suspect Chaney might have quit because of the degeneracy that they were all part of.

Not sure if it's mentioned or pointed out, but some of the anonymous Supertips Nick receives reads as how Nick tweets and talks,
especially when he wants to mock someone or when he wants to attack someone and pretends he doesn't know what the supertip is about.
Oh, it's been noticed.
 
I checked in on Rackets stream and wished I hadn’t. Jeff’s son apparently thinks that Nick using his father’s name and likeness in his super tips is just great. Fuck them. And Dani was on there as well. I am getting some air and going for a walk. I don’t know why but I am just super pissed right now.

Nick claims she won't sue, because "She knows the truth".
Let's hope this turns out like all of Nick's previous legal predictions.
I have zero doubt that Nick is willing to send his kids to lie on the stand and put them through the trauma of a court case.

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I think it could be heard who is hesitant to put his children thru that.. I am forcing myself to get off the internet for a bit. I am getting too angry over this shit.
 
He's being extra goofy and has been going a mile a minute lately. Rekieta is the kind of guy that gets antsy and hyperactive when he's stressed and whatever mixture of chemicals swirling around in that porous noggin of his are only ramping that up. I don't know what it'll be, but I think we're all about to see something very retarded.
 
Can’t wait for Nick to claim he’s inherently incapable of causing damages via defamation as his credibility is so shot that it’s been years since anyone believed a word he says.
I don't think Nick would argue that but if he was getting sued, his lawyer absolutely should make that very specific legal argument in court.

His history of drug and alcohol abuse, an inability to tell the truth, and his arrest record would be a decent argument that no rational person should believe a word out of his mouth.

I'm not saying the argument would necessarily work. I just don't know what other avenue he could claim to mount a defense.
 
I mean, they are obviously BOTH stupid, but #2 is much dumber. Nobody can reasonably blame a housekeeper that quit three months previous for the state of the house.

That's why he has to make everything about her being such a raging alcoholic, to suggest that the squalor about to be seen in the bodycam footage was not only 3 months' worth that had been building up ever since she "abandoned" them, but was actually more like 4-6 months' worth that had already been building up while she was laying around doing nothing long before she even left. That cope would still be dumb since even that area of central Minnesota has no shortage of pay-as-you-go cleaning services that could have had a dozen immigrants get that place spic and span within 24 hours of her departure if Nick had simply bothered to pick up the phone and have mommy cut a check, but as you said, "it's about all he's got" and he's resigned himself to loss mitigation mode doing the best he can with the hand he's dealt.

What other cope could he even come up with, fictitious or otherwise? The only thing I can even think of would be to claim that whatever disaster Chaney had already allowed to accumulate prior to February, though not necessarily insurmountable, only persisted because all three adults in the house were all suffering from such a ravaging scourge of terminal cancer, AIDS, and crippling depression that even so much as finding a cleaning service to call was literally outside their capacity for three months straight. Their ghoulish appearance at the time could even sell it.
 
I guess Nick is running out of people to blame, he keeps seething at everyone, and if the pedolton surrounding was right about Nick trying to get people to invite him around, he needs new stories, so he uses his writing degree to come up with "fascinating and possible" stories to get more views, tho his wetbrain is forgetting some details, like April saying everything with aaron was consensual, as for going after nanny, noone talked about her prior, so he can have some "fresh news" its gay and reatarded like everything Nick does. It's so bizzare that he's happy to appear at any show that's not his own.
 
Ya all just don't understand. They were ultimately safe b/c the seventeen year old was also there. And even though he is sooo sheltered he didn’t know what drugs is, he is like super mature and knows what to do when the babysitter is drunk. DUH! /sneed
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I mean, if I found out my kids were being watched by someone who was getting drunk, I’d cancel whatever trip I was on and be home that very day and kick their ass out. Hell, I’d even try and call ina favor to have a family member or trusted friend replace them while I was on my way.
 
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