Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.3%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.3%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    665


On the topic of pedophilia, I'm only two minutes in and I already have to call something out. I am on my phone so I can't archive.

Nick is retconning Cuties pretty hard here. Granted, I haven't seen the thing so I'm basing my opinion entirely on the marketing. But I think that's fair.

"Cuties is a poor attempt to show child exploitation and the problem with cuties is not the attempt or the intent. The problem with cuties is that they ended up exploiting children in the name of not exploiting children."

No, Nick. This was not some heroic attempt to call out the exploitation of children that resulted in an oopsie. It was utter glorification of the exploitation of children to the point where I, someone who barely reacted to BME Pain Olympics viral video, have to this day never even finished the trailer because it disgusted me so much. The posters promoting the movie had little girls twerking in pop star poses. The fact that Nick is trying to rewrite this to be a failed attempt at heroically calling out child exploitation...I genuinely have no words for it. He is defending cuties as much as someone can without outright defending it and it's baffling even at this point in his downfall.
Damn he really is going the way of Ju Ju the cow, he's already giving his "hot takes" about the CP movie. Can't wait until he starts "joking" about being a pedophile to own the kiwis
 
Oook oook time if you call him by his govenment name, ahhhh sheeiiiiitttttt!

Lol at Drexel thinking people won’t call him by what ever name they want too. Also nice bringing up Will Smith because your probably just as much of a groomer freak as he is and just as much of a little bitch as him, Drexel!
That's so bizarre to me, what else would people call him? Nick introduced him as Drexel, his window on stream says Drexel (mayor of MIGTOWN), it's not like there's anything else he regularly gets called besides groomer, but that doesn't apply to only him.
 
In honor of crossing the 2,000 page threshold, here are some fun (read: autistic) statistics:

This thread was moved to IF somewhere around page 887, when @5t3n0g0ph3r asked for Nick's dox. It probably happened slightly before or after that, but I'm going off that because there used to be a poll in this thread as to whether his dox should be included in his old OP. The winning result of which was "When he becomes a cow." I'm not sure if the exact date of the move was logged anywhere.

Anyways, between February of 2019, and November of 2022 (some 45 months), there were 887 pages generated. The vast majority of which were positive of Nick. Criticism of Nick in this thread was not very well received before November of 2022, although I think it became more and more receptive to criticism in the immediate period leading up to the move as Nick started to talk about sex more and more and fans got turned off of that.

Since the move to IF, there have been an additional 1,115 pages generated in just 9 and a half months. The absolute vast majority of which are lamenting and/or deriding what a faggot he's become.

Also, interestingly, this thread is now approximately 104% longer (981 to 2,002 pages) than that of his degeneracy senpai, Dick Masterson. Who is another guy who started with a thread in Multimedia before it was moved to IF. This despite the fact Masterson's thread was started about 4 months earlier and has been in IF much longer.

All of this should hopefully lend greater perspective why Nick is assblasted at Null and the Farms.
 
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On the topic of pedophilia, I'm only two minutes in and I already have to call something out. I am on my phone so I can't archive.

Nick is retconning Cuties pretty hard here. Granted, I haven't seen the thing so I'm basing my opinion entirely on the marketing. But I think that's fair.

"Cuties is a poor attempt to show child exploitation and the problem with cuties is not the attempt or the intent. The problem with cuties is that they ended up exploiting children in the name of not exploiting children."

No, Nick. This was not some heroic attempt to call out the exploitation of children that resulted in an oopsie. It was utter glorification of the exploitation of children to the point where I, someone who barely reacted to BME Pain Olympics viral video, have to this day never even finished the trailer because it disgusted me so much. The posters promoting the movie had little girls twerking in pop star poses. The fact that Nick is trying to rewrite this to be a failed attempt at heroically calling out child exploitation...I genuinely have no words for it. He is defending cuties as much as someone can without outright defending it and it's baffling even at this point in his downfall.
what a fucking piece of shit, look at the universe we are living in:
- Nick Rekieta is defending Cuties and Vito
- People just can't handle criticism of ISOM and Eric July, it is totally not about the 2 faggots trying to get his entire bussines destroyed (and even if you don't think the emails are theirs, your retarded friends made sure to also do it openly taggin the church and other people)
- Nick is helping Ethan Ralph
- Null is mad at the internet, but Rekieta is totally chill and supeior
 
Conversing with Drexel about the things his said himself on video, is pointless. You could have the video playing in his face while having a professor of literature explain to him what the word grooming in this context means, on top of a million women telling him that it’s wrong and all it would amount to is “Ahhh sheeeeittt you is wrong, oook ook Muh Dddiiiiiiicccccckkkk!”
This.
 
Yes, Branca is basically a mgtow

For a MGTOW, he sure is scared of his second wife ?Emily.

He's not allowed to stream late, she tells him when to cut off the stream and come to bed and he rents a separate office outside of his home because he's terrified of making noise bothering her when he streams. So he leaves the house to return to the office whenever he needs to stream at night because of her wrath.

In case you guys aren't aware, Branca went on the J.A.C.K. show (malin, cecil, anna tswg's show) along with other guests like nina infinity (rekieta simp) but went on a women hating rant and shat on nina so hard that malin and nina got upset (anna was too dumb to realize what was going on and cecil was just in the background being uncomfortable). Apparently malin argued with branca so hard that branca left saying he would punch malin if he ever sees malin irl. Branca also pulled the same shit when he appeared on Faran's show and pissed off Chrissie Mayr really bad.

This makes a lot of sense. I heard Jon Malin shit talking a Branca earlier this week on stream and honestly thought it must have been a different person.

Why is nick on twitter being a bitch?

Didn't he take the night off from streaming because he had to pack for Bible camp?

That's because Nick is an unprincipled faggot. I know the whole "If the roles were reversed, you wouldn't think this is okay" thing is cliche as fuck, but if literally ANYONE Nick didn't like publicly told a story like Drex did, Nick would rightfully call that person a groomer and creep. But because it's his pet retard it's just fine

Which is also strange that Nick feels it's so important to cover for Drex, considering, as it's been mentioned several times in the thread, they grew apart and he only reunited as a streamer to cover for Blackface and become the token black friend.

"I will always side with my wife over my children"

Absolutes are always wrong and worrisome.

Doubly so when it comes to narcissists. I've personally known narcissists whom have had the exact same hierarchy. All it really means is that they are going to be abusive to their spouse and doubly so their offspring.

We have had VERY SERIOUS disagreements from faith, from family direction, from my antics."
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"If she asked me tomorrow to stop streaming I would.... If she said 'I don't like how you represent us'... well... she HAS said, at times, stuff similar to that....She has said 'I don't like how this moment represents you, me, or us or family or whatever'...All I got [in respose] is a 'sorry, girl' I didn't mean to....I've proposed stopping!... She has never asked me to stop."

All just bluster.

Though Nick is bored with streaming, his narcissism would never let him give up his pedestal and return to civilian life.

He's just gaslighting Kayla into believing that she has any agency here.

Nick's shared that he's never had a case go to trial because all of them settled

What about the embezzling bookkeeper funding her gay husband's conversion therapy and the elevator judge?

Was that just a court appearance for a settlement/plea?

Nick says his our wife bring him down to poverty? But he said that our wife is very hesitant on spending money and always asks for permission on even stuff that costs only 50 bux?

I think this is nick lying, considering we know how HE spends his money.

Someone posted here this week that there's a shed on his property exclusively filled with Kayla's useless impulse purchases.

There's also the pre-inflation 2k/month children's snack cupboard, which presumably Kayla similarly has a profligate hand in.
 
Absolutes are always wrong and worrisome.

Doubly so when it comes to narcissists. I've personally known narcissists whom have had the exact same hierarchy. All it really means is that they are going to be abusive to their spouse and doubly so their offspring.
Given how malleable and alcoholic Nick has been the only absolutes he deals in is vodka. Shameful display.

There's also the pre-inflation 2k/month children's snack cupboard, which presumably Kayla similarly has a profligate hand in.
Sure, those snacks are for the children, not for the revolving cast of bulls.
 
People just can't handle criticism of ISOM and Eric July, it is totally not about the 2 faggots trying to get his entire bussines destroyed (and even if you don't think the emails are theirs, your retarded friends made sure to also do it openly taggin the church and other people)
If Nick had done to him what was pulled on July, he would be losing his shit right now. And rightfully so. That's regardless of how involved any one specific person is or isn't.

Instead, Nick insinuates KF is fucking with him in a similar fashion, but can't provide a single iota of proof. Null even gave him the benefit of the doubt by asking not just who, but how.

Nick's shared that he's never had a case go to trial because all of them settled
What about the embezzling bookkeeper funding her gay husband's conversion therapy and the elevator judge?

Was that just a court appearance for a settlement/plea?
I think that ended in a plea too, and even if I'm misremembering that, he wasn't first chair in that case anyways. He was brought in to assist another lawyer.

This recent show isn't the first time he's admitted to never going to trial. In fact, some months ago he openly admitted that if you hire him as a criminal defense attorney his specific and only purpose would likely be to help you arrange a plea agreement.

Johnny Cochran, he ain't. You'll never see him in front to a July saying "If the Balldo fits, you must submit."

You wanna see a criminal defense trial attorney on Youtube who can actually go to trial and win? DUIGuy is your man. That guy is actually pretty good.
 
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Wasn't the suspicion that Drex worked either as flight attendant or a baggage handler?

Neither seem like 100k+ jobs without tons of OT.

Same with a travel agent, which was suspected at one time due to a business filing in his mother's name.

Of course, he could just be lying, which is very plausible.
 
just noticed Nick's multiple replies on his twitter, he literally went to the "I don't care what my audience thing, don't watch me" response, he really is willing to destroy his internet career for Vito and Dick, that Rumble contract probably makes him feel like nothing else matters, sadly that contract doesn't last forever.

Our Nicky grew into a beautiful and healthy fat cow.
 
More than anything I hate passive aggressive backhanded faggots. Rekieta and Dick are two pees in a pod on that front. Even when I used to be a consistent viewer of nicks stuff I always skipped the Drexel heavy episodes, he always grossed me out and seemed like a complete weirdo. Even before I knew he groomed some kid and tried to play it like he had a heavy burden on his shoulders by saving her from mediocrity. I wish he had held in his weird hedonism and faggotry before Donald trump's trial started.

Oh also if I was null I'd just wash my hands of them completely then sit back and watch. Nick is making his wife unhappy with his weird bullshit and fucked up the montograph lawsuit. Dick tried to fuck with someones business and then bragged about it on air and Drex is a nigger. If you leave them alone they'll continue to cause themselves problems.
 
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Clipped the full segment where he bitches about @Null, it's about what you would expect.


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This is an embarrassing performance, even for Nick. It's full of bullshit, manipulation, and double bluffs. I'm surprised at how condescending it is, but I shouldn't be. It might convince some of Nick's most devoted followers, but it won't convince anyone else.

(*Nick quotes are in bold)

"[Drexel] is a story of the past, not a story of the present"

This is so dumb that it's hard to believe Nick passed law school. This is an obvious attempt to distract from the facts about Drexel. By this moron logic we should ignore child molesters as long as they haven't done any molesting in awhile.

"[Josh] says, 'I don't like Drexel, you can't make me like Drexel'"

Again an obvious attempt to mischaracterize the basis of a conversation. This doesn't even make sense as the focus of a discussion. Only an idiot would believe Nick's claim that this is the central issue under dispute.

"Because of [Josh's] principles, and his inability to discern rational human behavior, he is highly influencable and manipulable and controllable"

What an arrogant and condescending thing to say about a supposed friend, and also totally not credible. Nick is clearly frustrated that he is having trouble controlling the narrative around best friend / sex pest Drexel, as well as keeping the lid on Nick's embarrassing swinger behavior which contradicts his carefully cultivated "trad dad" image.

But rather than address the facts of the various allegations, Nick is trying to manipulate his audience's perception of Josh and KF. If Nick can convince people that the leader of KF is autistic and easily duped, then that softens the blow of the information that's eroding Nick's public image.

This is in addition the the purpose of Nick's monologue in convincing anyone that will listen that he wasn't asking for moderation. It was just poor autistic Josh and his inability to understand social cues. Fortunately Josh has a friend like Nick, who will clear everything up and speak for both of them.

"When you tell [Josh] he has a deficiency in his reasoning he takes it as an attack when it's not"

Any normal well adjusted person will listen to a friend tell them their reasoning is faulty. But here the context is Nick is bullshitting and manipulating his way out of trouble, because he can't even articulate how the supposed faulty reasoning even relates to Drexel. He avoids the topic entirely. Of course the reason is that Nick is trying to do anything - except address the fact his best friend Drexel slept with both a mother and daughter, and allegedly groomed the 13 year old daughter for over a decade culminating in a lifestyle bdsm relationship over the mother's objections.

Of course that's not the issue! Please pay no attention to Nick's oblique probing requests for KF moderation, or Nick trying to discredit the stream of info about his buddy Drexel the groomer and Nick's own questionable behavior.
 
Oh also if I was null I'd just wash my hands of them completely then sit back and watch. Nick is making his wife unhappy with his weird bullshit and fucked up the montograph lawsuit. Dick tried to fuck with someones business and then bragged about it on air and Drex is a nigger. If you leave them alone they'll continue to cause themselves problems.

I 100% agree. The only winning move is not to play.
 
you know I dont like those accusations being thrown out because your saying someone would be down to abuse children. I would like to think if you offered nick a child prostitute he would refuse.

I firmly believe that Rekieta would willingly and happily board a flight to Epstein Island, but when he got there, he'd turn down the offer of the child prostitutes in favour of the big black bulls who take care of the property.
"Because of [Josh's] principles, and his inability to discern rational human behavior, he is highly influencable and manipulable and controllable"

And yet somehow, the skilled orator, social media expert and trained advocate can't manage to show where a rabble of foul-mouthed miscreants are steering him wrong.

Funny that.
 
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Of course that's not the issue! Please pay no attention to Nick's oblique probing requests for KF moderation, or Nick trying to discredit the stream of info about his buddy Drexel the groomer and Nick's own questionable behavior.
I might actually be in the minority here, but I think the Drexel stuff is actually the least interesting thing about this thread. I don't object to it being discussed, but those who have said that Drexel is a distraction away from Nick in the same way that Vito is a distraction away from Dick are right on the money. I feel the same way about Kayla. I have no desire to white knight his wife, but I am suspicious that that anything Nick says about her could be an attempt to fob his own behavior off on her.

In fact, I find it EXTREMELY interesting he's really hammering Null on the Drex thing, but not the other thing Null and Nick supposedly discussed: Hedonism II. Why? Could it be that as we talk more and more about Drexel, and Dick, and Vito, we're focusing less on him?

ETA:
See, also, @Love Machine's post here.
 
I might actually be in the minority here, but I think the Drexel stuff is actually the least interesting thing about this thread. I don't object to it being discussed, but those who have said that Drexel is a distraction away from Nick in the same way that Vito is a distraction away from Dick are right on the money. I feel the same way about Kayla. I have no desire to white knight his wife, but I am suspicious that that anything Nick says about her could be an attempt to fob his own behavior off on her.

In fact, I find it EXTREMELY interesting he's really hammering Null on the Drex thing, but not the other thing Null and Nick supposedly discussed: Hedonism II. Why? Could it be that as we talk more and more about Drexel, and Dick, and Vito, we're focusing less on him?

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See, also, @Love Machine's post here.
Is he trying to get ahead of something, maybe?
Are we sure this is a family Labour Day trip?
I know he's said it's a tradition, but we've all seen how "trad" he really is.
 
In fact, I find it EXTREMELY interesting he's really hammering Null on the Drex thing, but not the other thing Null and Nick supposedly discussed: Hedonism II. Why? Could it be that as we talk more and more about Drexel, and Dick, and Vito, we're focusing less on him
I agree. It's very important to remember a few fun facts about Nick Rekeita:

He drove his Winter Stang into a ditch, Day 1
He goes to gay bars and sex islands
His kids are being raised by strangers because he resents them and the burden they put on his freedom
He wants a sex dungeon in the same house his kids live in
He's put a liquor bottle in his ass, took a picture, and posted it like an attentionwhore 16 year old
He got BTFOd by a mentally ill VTuber and resents her like a scorned high school girl
He's had a hilariously short and embarrassing career as a lawyer
His life has been fully funded by grammy and pappy
His wife is likely tortured by his negging and subtle statements that she's not attractive to him anymore

I'm not MATI btw Nick, I think this is all pretty funny. You should talk to Vito more and explain in detail how he's getting unfairly criticized by us. I fully support your lifestyle, double down dude. Make sure to show this on the next stream so everyone sees what kind of horrible falsehoods us Kiwis are feeing to poor old Null
 
i went from being a rekeita fan a year ago to paying attention to him as a lolcow in 2023 to be really sickened by him now. you can laugh at him when he turned into this hedonistic coomer but now he is see him as manipulative asshole.

he is doing this scumbag lawyer trick with the facts. yes, his quoting of null is factual but his interpretation after the quote is total spin. he does it in a way to trick you into thinking the factual quote and his interpretation are the same. this is pure sociopathic manipulation. it works on normies. it doesn't work on autist because the autist really focus on the point and never on the flowerily lawyer words. tbh, i think null is mildly autistic but a socially functional one. and rekeita uses this to try to manipulate null and it doesn't work.

seeing rekeita in this new light, that he is a manipulative asshole, makes me think of the past interaction he had with other people. once he has no use for you, he doesn't interact with you anymore. the earthworm jim creator, once he was off of youtube, rekieta never put him on as a guest. he only reached out to drexel when the blackface photos surfaced. if the heat is too much, i wouldn't be surprised if rekieta distanced himself from drexel.
 

Note: As I write this and watching on replay, Rumble does not have the whole stream (only 1 hour and 10 min). There's a significant gap of content bw YT and Rumble. I assume this was a glitch. They may patch it later.

Stream Highlights. August 21: US to Reschedule Marijuana? I Don't Think This is What "Heavenly Bodies" Means! Maddox Speaks Rumble link here.​

Grade C+/B- Depends on if you like Ty. He's almost as low energy as Kurt but at least Nick was pumped.

"Lately...I've really been working on not being so goddamn negative towards people." - NR *cough*
"LOCALS has always been a place for assholes to exist" - NR (responding to Mandy)

Admin

- Nick forgot that Ty Beard was meant to be a guest until minutes before stream and therefore retrofitted to not cover Maddox
- Promoted Streamer Boot-Camp on LOCALS. Explained he's not trying to be a dick about clipping but asks that they don't. [Seems Elissa is safe for now.]
- Confirmed guests for Nashville: Masterson, Coomalot, Cecil Says, Kurt/Uncivil, Branca
- Trump trial in GA will be live-streamed if it doesn't get moved to federal. Nick plans to cover it and it's supposed to start March 3. He's told Kayla he'll clear his schedule.
- AM: He's talked to the head (John) and offered to "take the reins and offer my services to get people signed up early." There was a "communication break-down" this year causing cancellations among YTers
- Still plans to do LOCALS exclusive series on religion

Personal
- Claims to have never EVER driven drunk because this:
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Someone's reading Kiwi or Elissa's chat

Marijuana - He referenced this CNBC article
- Classification of Schedule A was always improper. Biden is changing.
- Repeated that he doesn't like weed for himself, nor has he ever done drugs illegally
- EliePhant asked how they'll test for DUIs . Nick says "I don't give a shit!". Later claimed there are no studies that weed negatively affects driving. Then he blamed women for putting on mascara in cars.
- Weird remark from Ty about lobotomies being highly effective
- Elie came back later with "Please God don't make America become Portland" Ty and Nick denied that Portland's issues have much to do with drugs.

Female Christian Porn Star [this got cut off with the glitch]
- Covering
this NY Post article.
- 'Nick: "Even for me this might be taking it too far' but... American culture is re-evaluating sexuality... or sexualism or sexualization."
- OnlyFans is changing the stigma around sex and sex work... because women figured out they could make "a fucking fortune"
- "If I was young and a chick, single, and hot... man... I'm a bad person... I'd be on OnlyFans... but, yeah, pay me $5/mo to look at my vagina... I'm not a great person."

Drama
- Nick specifically addresses CaptainHaveFun who has been on Twitter and "in chat" (not clear which one). Nick acknowledges sarcastically that he responded in a "cheeky and callous way... and was a dick to you." He then says he knows who he is. "I probably went a little too far." Then... invites him to contact him privately.

July vs Masterson & Vito
- 10 min long rant on Rumble but basically an amplified version of what he said in the hot tub posted here.
 
Is he trying to get ahead of something, maybe?
I dunno. I just think there's certain topics he's really super-sensitive about, and Hedonism II is one of them. You saw how fast he launched @Kalea into the shadow zone when she asked after Energii-King. His missive that she shared about that made clear he didn't want it discussed at all.

If he admitted he went to Hedonism II it might boost his credibility as to some claims and arguments he's making about Drex, Dick, Vito, July, etc., but I don't think convincing people of he's right or defending his friends is the only reason he's hot and heavy about those topics. I think pivoting the discussion away from him is maybe another reason. To some extent, it's working. He texted Null about Drex and Hedonism II. Nick discussed both briefly on MATI. Nick responded publicly to Null only about Drex, and Null responded yesterday only about Drex.

I've said before that he could say he went to Hedonism II, and a lot of the speculation in this thread as to what went on is off the mark, and a lot of people would probably believe him. Maybe even more than a few Farmers. I don't believe every theory I read here. I'm pretty sure there's no credible proof he or the wife got fucked by Ricardo and Romaine. I'm pretty sure a lot of people in this thread here just think it's a funny joke. Maybe some people here believe it, but whatever. Instead, he's steadfast he didn't go at all, clouds even that with an bizarre "if" statement, and damages his credibility on future discussion topics by seeming dishonest, evasive, and MATI.

Anyways, this is just my own insomniac thoughts ATM. @Love Machine's post got me thinking. It's true that he's doing Drex no favors by keeping him in the spotlight in his ongoing slapfight with Null, but there might be another reason for it other than just defending his friend.
 
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