Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

the competing statements "intent to posses is part of the crime! they have to prove intent" and "the cops don't know ANYTHING about the drugs including who owns them or where they came from or even what they are" mixed with the statement "I kept the coke in a safe place" is INCREDIBLY retarded. you just admitted you intended to posses them because you just said you had a particular spot set aside for their posession, you also amditted that you knew about them and were in control of them and possessed them because you decided where they went and how they were stored.

like you know for certain that your streams are being watched by the cops, why the fuck would you talk about the drugs and attempt to lie about drug possesion so stupidly? really? youre gonna stream yourself saying "neener neener pig man! you cant prove that the cociane I kept in my secure location to keep it safe from others in my home was mine! or that I possesed it of my own will in my special coke spot specifically for keeping my coke! looks like I win again oinky!"

BUT I'M A LAWYER.......... AND MUH FREEDUMS AND MUH RIGHTS!

This guy every single day proves more and more how much of a shit lawyer he is. He has zero idea what he's talking about half the time which makes me wonder if how he even graduated from law school!

Almost every single thing this drug-addled moron has said since his arrest is either an admission against interest or a blatantly idiotic lie that can be used to impeach his other testimony because he's a lying liar who lies, even about things that are basically already in evidence in the case.

Even sub-Saharan IQ street crackheads know better than this "lawyer."

Nick has this schizophrenic strategy where you are not allowed to connect any two of his statements into a pattern because they are TOTALLY SEPARATE issues that need to be resolved.

It is retarded.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Using cocaine to reduce stress is like smoking cigarettes to improve your lung capacity.

Why not do both at once by smoking crack and blowing it in your child's hair? That way you have an air-tight alibi when your daughter pops hot on the drug test.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

That One Kid just was unfortunate enough to wander into the smokehouse where Nick was dry-aging steaks in an atmosphere of 100% pure crack smoke.

So that's how Guga lost all that weight.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

Super late on this but it's crazy to me that April even went back to Nick. After all that shit went down. They're all very despicable

april will follow nick to hell if he tells her so. She'd gladly serve all 25 years in jail if it'll get the cult leader out of trouble.

 

[Gorton Colu]

The issue with being a cult leader is that your followers can never be above your level.

In Nick's case, since he is an abject loser, dullard, and a clod, all of his followers have to be the same or worse.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick has this schizophrenic strategy where you are not allowed to connect any two of his statements into a pattern because they are TOTALLY SEPARATE issues that need to be resolved.

He also has the schizophrenic strategy that he can call his channel Rekieta Law, introduce himself as a "small law firm," cover court cases, and talk about legal topics for years, and then like a gibbering mongoloid retard, claim "this was never a law channel," and people are just supposed to believe that instead of calling him a cocksucking liar.

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

He also has the schizophrenic strategy that he can call his channel Rekieta Law, introduce himself as a "small law firm," cover court cases, and talk about legal topics for years, and then like a gibbering mongoloid retard, claim "this was never a law channel," and people are just supposed to believe that instead of calling him a cocksucking liar.

It's honestly incredibly troublesome for someone to purport themselves as a semi-serious interpreter of case law online and then get caught with coke, guns, and evidence of child abuse. I wonder how many people got fooled into making an ass out of themselves because "Rekieta said I could X".

 

[Gorton Colu]

It's honestly incredibly troublesome for someone to purport themselves as a semi-serious interpreter of case law online and then get caught with coke, guns, and evidence of child abuse. I wonder how many people got fooled into making an ass out of themselves because "Rekieta said I could X".

Rekieta said I could piss on your grave. Suck it, Gaylogs.

 

[owed to joy]

april will follow nick to hell if he tells her so. She'd gladly serve all 25 years in jail if it'll get the cult leader out of trouble.

Meh. Those post-arrest tears reveal a sheltered little girl, not equipped for hardship. Not to mention she's a grown woman who's only ever relied on her pussy to pay her way. One week in county will flip her full-lesbian, blaming both Aaron & Rekieta for manipulating her into middle-class prostitution.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Take a look at the tattoo itself. Hanging from the dream catcher thing are FIVE jewels.

The first thing I noticed were those spindly black squiggles that make up the dream catcher part. The first time I saw Kayla's new ink, it was only the jewels part (below image) so my eyes were immediately drawn to the squiggles.

In my opinion, the bottom ones almost look like fingers or hands holding the chains. Most likely unintentional, but it's kind of creepy, honestly. Is "puppet master" or "the Other Mother's hand" an association you really want, Kayla?

 

[Captain Manning]

Miranda warning is specifically about in-custody statements.

Which he made plenty of as well. He has the right to remain silent, but not the ability. Because he's Nick.

"Yeah, we all sleep in the master bedroom."

*Drugs found there.*

Good job, dumbass.

 

[AnOminous]

Which he made plenty of as well. He has the right to remain silent, but not the ability. Because he's Nick.

"Yeah, we all sleep in the master bedroom."

*Drugs found there.*

Good job, dumbass.

Kayla said that. Nick denied it for some reason and said just he and Kayla. Even he knows that swinging and cucking isn't something that flies in that town.

 

[Shagedan]

this archive, which is linked in the op, no longer exists

Thank you. OP-sama is aware. New link can be found here.

 

[Swole McPole]

Maybe Nick should found his own country, Balldovia, declare himself King, and make drug possession legal.

Hail, Hail Balldonia!

If any man should come between a husband and his bride
We'll find out which one she prefers by letting her decide
If she prefers the other man, the husband steps outside
We stand him up against the wall and pop! Goes the weasel

 

[Captain Manning]

Kayla said that. Nick denied it for some reason and said just he and Kayla. Even he knows that swinging and cucking isn't something that flies in that town.

The point is, he identified the master bedroom as his. Where he sleeps (regardless of who else sleeps there). Where the drugs were found. That's in the police report.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick has this schizophrenic strategy where you are not allowed to connect any two of his statements into a pattern because they are TOTALLY SEPARATE issues that need to be resolved.

The only thing I will ever say that connects Nick to lawyering is that this effort/ technique is one I have seen used by a[n actually successful] narcissist litigator I once interfaced with, who used it both professionally and personally. However, it's basically a cheap parlor trick if relied on as the only/main tactic, and a) will not win a trial on its own, and b) is odious in interpersonal interactions - and also easily destructible if you keep focus. It's all Nick's got, and I'm 100% sure it works on the low IQ and psychologically compromised people he surrounds himself with. Here's hoping his judge, the prosecutor, and everyone else related to his pending cases are not so easily derailed. It's all about efforts to control the narrative. It's mad annoying to deal with but not a winner unless you're not familiar with it or don't recognize it.

Tl; dr: Nick's sole weapon is dependent on other people being stupid or inexperienced.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Nick's narcissism is the only entertainment value he possesses.

 

[Phillip Green]

Lafayette has a tradition of wild media personalities. John Larroquette has talked about how insane he was when he did radio out of Lafayette.

Herren's a weird one, and I'm not sure what his angle is aside from attention farming internet drama.

He has a significant history with The Sektor, where I believe the “TV’s Wil Herran” moniker started. Back at the height of the Killstream he was a regular caller to the show, often inebriated. If I remember correctly, he even got Ralph a tour of the El Paso TV station he worked in at the time, and was something of a guntguard well into the decline into pillstream irrelevance.

I hadn’t paid him much attention until recently where he started clipping shows in the Kevin Brennan/Stuttering John/WATP/Dabbleverse universe. This is the same Compound Media adjacent boomer lolcow scene where Imholt, Geno, and Keanu could also be found. Possibly some history there fueling this current feuding?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

It's all Nick's got, and I'm 100% sure it works on the low IQ and psychologically compromised people he surrounds himself with. Here's hoping his judge, the prosecutor, and everyone else related to his pending cases are not so easily derailed. It's all about efforts to control the narrative.

I wonder if he's actually convinced Kayla and April that they weren't snorting cocaine until the state lab confirms it.

He must be gaslighting the hell out of them that the state wants to destroy him and the Qover. I guarantee he's telling them that he is their attorney but the evil state is depriving them of their rights and the only way they can be represented by their choice of attorney is to do exactly as he says.

 

[Titanium Vagina]

Take a look at the tattoo itself. Hanging from the dream catcher thing are FIVE jewels. One for each child, maybe?

God fucking damn man. I have one terrible tattoo but its still not this bad. Execution isn't good, line work sucks. And that design doesn't even compliment the shape of that part of the body though. It literally is just above jailhouse tattoo. I got a coverup of a jail tat from when I was 19 and it wasn't much worse then this