Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 68 10.5%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 93 14.3%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 206 31.7%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 169 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 10.0%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 49 7.5%
  • Total voters
    650
Flora Fox said:
And didn't do much homeschooling either.
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I am not sure that's a testament to how bad public education is or what. I guess we really don't know how these kids are doing, but well enough to pass whatever home schooling tests MN has...


Nick won't last.
His probation is taking the fun away although the PO doesn't seem to give a shit.
But no social media attention?
He won't last.
Nick CRAVES it. The longer he's offline the more he'll see us laughing and mocking him and pointing out the truths he doesn't want us to talk about. If he can't refute it he'll lose more and more of his baldowashers.

So have fun suffering Nick. I know you're watching. We'll keep pointing out what a faggot loser you are.
Aaron is probably smugly smiling right now knowing he won. He got Nick off the internet.
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
I am not sure that's a testament to how bad public education is or what. I guess we really don't know how these kids are doing, but well enough to pass whatever home schooling tests MN has...


Nick won't last.
His probation is taking the fun away although the PO doesn't seem to give a shit.
But no social media attention?
He won't last.
Nick CRAVES it. The longer he's offline the more he'll see us laughing and mocking him and pointing out the truths he doesn't want us to talk about. If he can't refute it he'll lose more and more of his baldowashers.

So have fun suffering Nick. I know you're watching. We'll keep pointing out what a faggot loser you are.
Aaron is probably smugly smiling right now knowing he won. He got Nick off the internet.
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He's either on a 4th July bender right now, or lurking this thread, huffing goofy gas until he shits himself.
 
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Harman Smith said:
I imagine Nick is due to get into some more trouble soon. At this point he is incapable of following the law or doing what he has to do to survive.
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It's very likely Nick will get a surprise piss test during the weekend and it's as likely he will be drunk when he finds out about it. They have to put the fear of god into drunks and addicts during the holidays, so they don't drive drunk or high and kill people (as they do. . .every holiday, like clockwork).
 
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Forfeited Heroes said:
I know for a fact he won't, but it'd be nice if Rekieta saw how quickly this thread came to grinding halt after him going silent for only a few days and realized that he can actually move past the internet celebrity phase of his life.
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Very few lolcows realize that the only way to kill a thread is to stop feeding it and just let it starve. Pamela Swain and Melinda Scott were forced to retire from their lolcow careers and now their threads are graveyards, with only occasional posts from old regulars reminiscing about good old times.
 
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Nova902 said:
Warski and PPP aren't a couple
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Whoa buddy! Ya sure?
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Not Who You Think said:
“We're stuck in this thing where we go; we don't want kids on display because sometimes kids try to be attractive to adults... and we don't want adults harming kids... that's for fucking sure... but we also want to give people the ability to attend an event without... just deciding that it was bad.” -Rackets quote
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That disgustingly puts all the responsibility on the child, when adults harm children it is always the adults fault. Fuck that BalldoSkelly line of reasoning with a rusty chainsaw.
 
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3MMA said:
Whoa buddy! Ya sure?

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That disgustingly puts all the responsibility on the child, when adults harm children it is always the adults fault. Fuck that BalldoSkelly line of reasoning with a rusty chainsaw.
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WOOOOOAAAAAAHHH BUUUUDDDYY! THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT AARON AND NICK DID IN THEIR BEDROOM, ONLY, NAKED. AND. REAL.
 
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Dabbleverse alert - relevant to Nick bc of general fuckery as we await the 7/15 hearing when Nick contests the TRO- a user calling himself Paul Shea, an enemy of Aaron's from radio, is all over Reddit with some stupid story about Aaron mooning people in high school. It was 2005. Aaron was 18. The Dabbleverse has people going to the Stearns courthouse for information, apparently.
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Isn't it nice that they learned from the Farms that going to a MN courthouse can reveal information? I am so sick of these people.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Dabbleverse alert - relevant to Nick bc of general fuckery as we await the 7/15 hearing when Nick contests the TRO- a user calling himself Paul Shea, an enemy of Aaron's from radio, is all over Reddit with some stupid story about Aaron mooning people in high school. It was 2005. Aaron was 18. The Dabbleverse has people going to the Stearns courthouse for information, apparently.
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Isn't it nice that they learned from the Farms that going to a MN courthouse can reveal information? I am so sick of these people.
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Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of MNPR's power
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Its possible he didn't have one at the time of complaint and ex-parte order.
I've had a lawyer do this when I wanted a financially minimal case. They go "submit the the complaint yourself and we'll jump in once its filed with the court".
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That's normally how I advise people because it's going to be a few hundo for me to help you fill out the form and do the Ex Parte hearing
 
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Potentially Criminal said:
That's normally how I advise people because it's going to be a few hundo for me to help you fill out the form and do the Ex Parte hearing
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Honestly, Sean, can you get one of your lawyerly things and represent him? (I know they allow that, sometimes, across state lines.) Take one for the team, buddy. This is madness. I'll meet you at Stoney's.
 
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