Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

"Here's the thing, if I had a gate on my driveway, I wouldn't have been arrested."

Did he actually say that? That's so retarded. It's random.txt candidate.
if my friend didn't die of pancreatic cancer, (he would install a fence) I would not have been arrested!

Wouldn't cops scout the area to assess an entry and draft a basic protocol? If they see skelly's drug den being protected by a fence, they'll just bust through instead. They might even treat it as another kneejerk Waco situation. Balldo bunker is under siege!

The words only a fag would spout.

more dynamic and potentially violent entry.

It turns out "less consensual" didn't just apply to skelly's backdoor. It could have applied to his front gate too.

 

[Folgers Can]

White is unhappy.

Court tells him to fuck off.

Hey wait a minute, that name sounds familiar somehow:



Ah, there's our guy:

This nigga still driving with expired tags? Lolol
Edit
Jfc, 2 years. I wonder if he was in Rockville to visit Stoney's?
PAYMN.LOL

So Aaron's lawyer draws first blood in the HRO case with its first contested decision where the judge throws some shade making White and Nick look like intransigent assholes, and less than a week later the same judge presides over Nick's first Zoom hearing about his sovcit-tier cheating the tax man for two years? Originally this would have been boring but may now be funny if Judge Ole remembers these two clowns enough to act surly.

I'll be AFK when it starts in two hours but can anyone make it for a summary?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So Aaron's lawyer draws first blood in the HRO case with its first contested decision where the judge throws some shade making White and Nick look like intransigent assholes, and less than a week later the same judge presides over Nick's first Zoom hearing about his sovcit-tier cheating the tax man for two years? Originally this would have been boring but may now be funny if Judge Ole remembers these two clowns enough to act surly.

What case number is this from? I can't seem to find it, sorry.

I'll be AFK when it starts in two hours but can anyone make it for a summary?

I could pay for a court official transcript to be done, but I'm not sure if the hearing would be interesting enough for that

 

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... why is the meeting called "Master Criminal"?
Or is that just a default text

 

[Folgers Can]

What case number is this from? I can't seem to find it, sorry.

I could pay for a court official transcript to be done, but I'm not sure if the hearing would be interesting enough for that

It's at 73-VB-25-3766. Barring any surprises a misdemeanor arraignment shouldn't be worth the cost of a transcript, but it could be amusing enough for anyone to watch live and post a summary here.

It could of course also be OBS'ed with ease, but we saw how that turned out for Ralph...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It's at 73-VB-25-3766

Thank you!

Barring any surprises a misdemeanor arraignment shouldn't be worth the cost of a transcript,

Could be funny still. Well, I guess people can tell me whether it was funny, and I'll decide from there

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Hey wait a minute, that name sounds familiar somehow:

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Ah, there's our guy:



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So Aaron's lawyer draws first blood in the HRO case with its first contested decision where the judge throws some shade making White and Nick look like intransigent assholes, and less than a week later the same judge presides over Nick's first Zoom hearing about his sovcit-tier cheating the tax man for two years? Originally this would have been boring but may now be funny if Judge Ole remembers these two clowns enough to act surly.

I'll be AFK when it starts in two hours but can anyone make it for a summary?

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I expect all KFers know to behave. If there are any outsiders watching, don't fucking it up by sperging out and yelling or interfering with the court. The judge will just shut down everyone's access making you the asshole. It is funnier to hear what exactly happened so that Nick cannot lie about it. If you just want to say insulting things to Nick, you can do that on his live stream all you like to a much larger more receptive audience.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I hardly believe that is an accurate summary of Rekieta's felony mishaps.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I expect all KFers know to behave. If there are any outsiders watching, don't fucking it up by sperging out and yelling or interfering with the court. The judge will just shit down everyone's access making you the asshole. It is funnier to hear what exactly happened so that Nick cannot lie about it. If you just want to say insulting things to Nick, you can do that on his live stream all you like to a much larger more receptive audience.

I'm willing to bet that if someone disrupted it, it would be a Melton fan.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Thank you!

Could be funny still. Well, I guess people can tell me whether it was funny, and I'll decide from there

Lol wtf. Why would he keep ignoring this? He does actually risk the court losing patience for repeated offences

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

... why is the meeting called "Master Criminal"?
Or is that just a default text

I assume "master" refers to it being a general calendar session for a bunch of different case hearings, and "criminal" refers to all the cases being criminal cases. Basically a big block of time where the judge hears a bunch of different criminal case hearings that were calendared for the day.

 

[Something Awful]

jfc just get a buzz cut or something, you greasy fuck. Pro tip: everyone can tell you're balding.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

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jfc just get a buzz cut or something, you greasy fuck. Pro tip: everyone can tell you're balding.

Bossman vibes. Just need a little tongue action.

 

[Sneed Force One]

all of a sudden yesterday's manic scramble for the coke-replacing dopamine rush of "validation" got him to throw all caution to the wind and directly tag Aaron over and over again:

Here's the screenshot from @TheScarebro on Twitter.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

"Nick says that he “lettered in speech” in HS. I believe this is new lore @Himedall All-seeing Waifu. (Non-Americans, this means he achieved varsity level.)"


CONFIRMED faggot nerd, who went to an equally faggot HS that allowed varsity lettering in speech Lol
As if being a male cheerleader didn't seal it already. My HS didn't have it for anything outside of sports, though I believe they have since added debate team.

-Warhammer 40k nerd
-Owns a Joker painting
-Lettered in Speech
-Became a male cheerleader to meet girls
-Acted gay to get a gf
-Had "underwear parties" with his fellow male cheerleaders
-Dressed as a schoolgirl in front of his kids "as a joke"
-Played naked twister with a man
-Currently in a legal flame war with the man who fucked his wife

Nick really living up to the Giga Chad sex God image he has of himself.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Here's the screenshot from @TheScarebro on Twitter.
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Scarebro gets his stuff from here, so, it was already posted. :p

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ETA: Wait, you're responding to that post, so I'm confused.

 

[Melty Butter]

Back in June 8th, 2023, Patrick Melton and a guy called Butch Bradley appeared in court for a TRO hearing in Atlantic City,

Excellent post and very entertaining. (I only watched all the clips this morning.) It's always hilarious to see these clowns out in the real world confronted by normal people who are gobsmacked by behavior like this. (I wish we had video of Cheetoz kicking Melton out of Stoney's.)

"It's not funny. Stop laughing." - Judge to Melton (Also, it's worth noting that this boomer judge understood the meaning of podcasts, streams, domain names, and tagging.)

You've provided some hopium. Your argument that MN and Judge Clark might consider these issues to be HRO-worthy (vs Jersey), is on point.

 

[Sneed Force One]

@SterilizedGlowsticks recursive balldoposting lmao, I apologise

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Watch Nick no-show again.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Watch Nick no-show again.

I have half a mind that is exactly is what is going to happen.
Fingers crossed for contempt