Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I guess he means they would have gotten rid of the evidence in time? I almost wish he had, he would have probably killed himself at this point if the cops hadn't taken his drugs.

When police draft the arrest warrant affidavit, they have to describe the premises and their planned approach to some degree. If they're intending a "knock and announce" warrant, purportedly the standard, that's generally just approaching the front door and knocking on it.

If there's a gate or guns or a high likelihood of destruction of evidence, though, they will request a "no knock," which means basically storming the premises. They'd be less likely to do the full flashbangs, tear gas, and dogs shit in a house with children in it, but they are going to get in more quickly than a couple pilled up zombies and a skeletal cuck (who wasn't there anyway) could manage to clean a house that was full floor to ceiling with all kinds of drugs.

If anything, having a gate might have made the situation an order of magnitude worse and guaranteed a more dynamic and potentially violent entry.

 

[dustnight]

This entire exchange is funny, but this is the best part of it:

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1945600299986505914

https://archive.is/MnrZ7

English major and lawyer thinks that the texts was Aaron admitting that his addiction was to lying because "no one in the Qover was addicted to cocaine"
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So, cocaine addiction doesn't exist, but an addiction to lying does?

"No, stalker child, cocaine addiction does not exist! I just had to do it all the time and have it around me constantly because it's really fun!"

Having something with you and being addicted are different things mkay? Liking something is not an addiction, Peace!

"Here's the thing, if I had a gate on my driveway, I wouldn't have been arrested."

wtf is this nigger on?? yes you would still have been arrested. You still had a door with a lock on it how tf would a gate change anything?

 

[Intrusive Thinker]

I honestly think funniest outcome is nick beating the restraining order and melton losing. Nick always takes a big L after a big W and melton might jump ship and turn his wrath on Nick for content. Cause talking about Aaron cause him more trouble than good if ordet sticks.

In the interest of maximizing entertainment (within realistic expectations), I would like for Aaron to get legally blown out of the water on the 15th. Nick will then gloat, taking his harassment of Aaron to a new level. I hope to see Nick's version of the Ralphamale "wiggle! wiggle!" dance. Next, we get proof that the candy yoshi county government is just lazy (not corrupt). They wait for Nick to show up in early August before informing him of all of his parole violations, including the harassment of Aaron during this period when the TRO was in place. They would give him another chance, but since he is already at the courthouse they decide it would reduce their future paperwork if they just throw him in jail immediately. This would allow Aaron to continue to win by losing.

Oh, and the restraining order against Mapton sticks, and he has to find a new cripple to kick. His psycho Aaron a-log fans might stop watching his show.

and before I forget - FUCK YOU KAYLA REKIETA! Going with Mapton and Nicky to all of Aaron's hangouts has proved to me that there is nothing of value held within your skanky husk.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Nick publishing all this garbage while a hearing for an HRO is pending sounds like a sound strategy.
He has no right to publish this, there is case law about posting other people's private correspondence, and Nick is really not doing himself any favors here.

I would laugh my ass off if he talks himself into a parole violation with his unhinged hate boner for Aaron.

Hate boner template acquired.

 

[Not Even Twice]

When police draft the arrest warrant affidavit, they have to describe the premises and their planned approach to some degree. If they're intending a "knock and announce" warrant, purportedly the standard, that's generally just approaching the front door and knocking on it.

If there's a gate or guns or a high likelihood of destruction of evidence, though, they will request a "no knock," which means basically storming the premises. They'd be less likely to do the full flashbangs, tear gas, and dogs shit in a house with children in it, but they are going to get in more quickly than a couple pilled up zombies and a skeletal cuck (who wasn't there anyway) could manage to clean a house that was full floor to ceiling with all kinds of drugs.

If anything, having a gate might have made the situation an order of magnitude worse and guaranteed a more dynamic and potentially violent entry.

That's very informative, thanks!
The best thing about Rekieta is his Kiwi thread gives me a ton of insight into US Law Enforcement and Justice system.

 

[Burt Macklin]

- Nick says that he “lettered in speech” in HS. I believe this is new lore @Himedall All-seeing Waifu. (Non-Americans, this means he achieved varsity level.)

Varsity in *speech*? Either he went to the gayest high school on the planet or it's yet another Rekieta Lie (tm).

The one guy who wore a letter jacket for lettering in chess at my school got made fun of pretty mercilessly. Lettering in speech is an order of magnitude dumber than that.

My high school didn't have letters for "freeze peach/debate" but was curious. Turns out you can letter BUT it takes a lot via point system, which makes sense. For non-Americans, to letter means you've done exemplary shit: captain of the team, broke a record, maintained a high GPA, community service hours, etc. Anyone can play American football, but you don't get a letter for just being on the team.

Upon research, still call bullshit he lettered. Seeing the requirements, this lazy nepo-baby did NONE of them.

Also, pretty sure he said he didn't do great in high school (why he went to a shit college and law school) and most sports/extra curricular teams require you to maintain a certain GPA or you're kicked out. Doubt he even was on the team at this point too.

Spoiler: Basic Criteria for Lettering in Speech via AI

Yes, some high schools award varsity letters for participation and achievement in Speech and Debate, recognizing students' dedication and excellence in public speaking, argumentation, and critical thinking.

To earn a varsity letter in speech, students typically need to meet specific criteria set by their school or speech and debate program. These criteria often include:

- Earning a certain number of National Speech and Debate Association (NSDA) points:

- Meeting specific point thresholds for debate or individual events (IE):

- Accumulating a minimum number of "lettering hours":

- Being selected for a State Tournament Team or serving as an alternate:

- Meeting specific tournament participation requirements:

In addition to these specific requirements, schools may also consider:

- Commitment to the team and its activities:

- Leadership roles within the team:

- Exemplary sportsmanship and dedication to the activity

EDIT: From an actual speech/debate teams

Spoiler: Wolfpack Speech & Debate Criteria

Earning a Varsity Letter in SPEECH & DEBATE

The most common way to earn a varsity letter is to be selected by the coaching staff for the “State Tournament Team” roster.

Students not chosen for the state team may earn a varsity speech letter in two other ways.

The first alternative way to earn a Wolfpack Speech & Debate letternis to be selected an alternate for the State Team. The second way is to average at least 2.0 team sweepstake points in varsity events at varsity tournaments (with a minimum of three tournaments).

Students will NOT earn a Wolfpack Varsity letter if they do not finish the season. Students who quit, or are removed from the team are ineligible to earn a letter, regardless if they met the above criteria. All final decisions will be made by the head coach.

Spoiler: Rocky River City Schools Criteria

https://www.rrcs.org/Downloads/LETTERING%20IN%20SPEECH%20AND%20DEBATE.pdf

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Thank you @Melty Butter for donating your time, services, eyes, and patience to watch this nigger faggot. Is he trying to get back into his HOT TOPIC emo arc with that hair? He looks greasy AF.

EDIT: Just noticed he's not wearing his "silicon blue wedding ring" like he used to and is wearing an actual ring now? Not sure if it means anything but found it interesting.

 

[Smug Bug]

I can't wrap my head around his belief that Aaron is every bit as bad Nick.

Aaron is basically an alternate universe version of Nick. He has similar flaws, but they are much tamer than Nick's flaws. If Aaron had been raised with a silver spoon in his mouth (I doubt Nick's parents were struggling before hitting oil considering his dad was a chem engineer), he might have turned into a monumental dirtbag as well, but I think his financial restrictions have kept him more grounded. When the drugs were getting out of control, Aaron was concerned about fucking up his status quo because no one was coming to bail him out. Nick, on the other hand, has never learned to self-moderate because his parents always clean up after him.

I see why Aaron would rub a Nick alog the wrong way. They're both immature, middle-aged, raging narcissists who prioritize their own fulfillment and treat their families as an afterthought. The two of them got along really well at the beginning for a reason. However, Aaron is still tethered to reality because he actually has to deal with the consequences of his own actions. Nick jumped the shark and left orbit. He's permanently lost in Whippit World because his parents established a lifestyle of immediate gratification and now his brain is fried.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

God Nick's haircut really is abysmal. I hope he didn't pay for that.

comes from Melton supporters.

If you support Melton on KF you honestly should be banned outright. I don't know why anyone would come here and support a pedophile.

 

[RotPockets]

Is he trying to get back into his HOT TOPIC emo arc with that hair? He looks greasy AF.

He appears to be trawling for tweeker pussy in Comedy Shaman cosplay.

 

[thebigdream]

So, cocaine addiction doesn't exist, but an addiction to lying does?

"No, stalker child, cocaine addiction does not exist! I just had to do it all the time and have it around me constantly because it's really fun!"

"Addiction isn't real, even though I didn't stop when confronted with the obvious harm it was doing to my finances, my health, my wife and children. But trust me bro, there's definitely something that would've made me choose to stop using. Like a lack of cocaine, for instance!"

 

[AnOminous]

God Nick's haircut really is abysmal. I hope he didn't pay for that.


If you support Melton on KF you honestly should be banned outright. I don't know why anyone would come here and support a pedophile.

Most of the actual open Melton supporters were so retarded they ended up banned pretty quickly.

 

[AltisticRight]

Everyone calls Aaron's girlfriend a slampig, but look at this beast

As far as I'm aware, Aaron's current girlfriend is totally out of the picture. So is his ex-wife and children. Going after them in any capacity is fucking lame. Redditors are lame and the price of being unfunny shall be DEATH.

Watching @elb's latest upload, it was amusing watching Nick spend over five minutes complaining at his own chat because they aren't into the Kurt Cooking segment, getting frustrated and telling people to "fuck off", coping about how "interesting" it is.

Nobody gives a flying shit about Kurt's cooking. It's not like those chef reaction channels where they'll explain what's wrong and share tips to improve. It's a seething unhinged fagskelly that cooks like Jack Scalfani and sucks cock like there's no tomorrow.

unhinged hate boner for Aaron.

Or is it a love boner? Hard to tell.

also its very funny Nick mocks Aaron for realizing he (Aaron) should pull up, before Aaron did indeed pull up.

He should have also pulled out.

Aaron by himself does not provide enough milk.

It's a fagbiosis relationship between The Toe and Skelly. Aaron alone doesn't produce anything but with the skeleton in the frame, he produces loads and loads of milk. He produces so much milk, it filled up every single one of Nick Rekieta and Kayla Rekieta's orifices.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a seething unhinged fagskelly that cooks like Jack Scalfani and sucks cock like there's no tomorrow.

The Baldoskelly mocking Kurt's cooking is like Jack Scalfani mocking anyone else's cooking. We've seen the repulsive slop Balldo makes. It's a toss-up whether I'd risk salmonella from Scalfani's chicken or eat one of Nick's eldritch horrors.

 

[Chibitzen]

Monty’s lawsuit gets dismissed so Nick implies LM is a groomer and keeps going with the Kurt is luring minors to his house with casserole bit

At least he feeds the kids, Nick. Rekieta let total fuckups come into his home and let them help care for his instead of their own parents. They were actual strangers he helped get access to drugs and anything could've happened while him and his retarded wife were blitzed out of their minds. And yet he insists having people like Melton, etc, anywhere near his family.

 

[alan thicke]

Regarding Nick’s hair, my guess is he read enough insults calling his hair gross and greasy that he started not only washing it but also not putting anything in it.

And thus we were treated to an undoctored view of his tarantula.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Said that he DID have a contract with Rumble "right before I was arrested" but they hadn't signed it yet.

Yeah, kinda like I have a contract as starting QB for the Philadelphia Eagles. They just haven’t signed it yet.

My sources

Watch out: I got chimped at and accused of larping as a Pulitzer-chasing journalist in the Aaron thread for using the phrase “I’m told.” As ever, the biggest hazard on this site is the risk of taking oneself far too fucking seriously.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

This entire exchange is funny, but this is the best part of it:

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1945600299986505914

https://archive.is/MnrZ7

English major and lawyer thinks that the texts was Aaron admitting that his addiction was to lying because "no one in the Qover was addicted to cocaine"
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So, cocaine addiction doesn't exist, but an addiction to lying does?

"No, stalker child, cocaine addiction does not exist! I just had to do it all the time and have it around me constantly because it's really fun!"

I think he's saying that he's too superior of intellect to ever become addicted. Not that addiction doesn't happen.
Which is the most addicty of addict things he could ever addict.

"Here's the thing, if I had a gate on my driveway, I wouldn't have been arrested."

If he had a gate on his driveway, he'd have had a busted gate that he'd have to pay to fix, afterwards. So, he'd still have a busted gate because he's lazy.

Watch out: I got chimped at and accused of larping as a Pulitzer-chasing journalist in the Aaron thread for using the phrase “I’m told.” As ever, the biggest hazard on this site is the risk of taking oneself far too fucking seriously.

Akshully, that was the Melton thread.
Well, that's where I saw that, I don't read the Aaron thread because Aaron's boring to me.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

If you support Melton on KF you honestly should be banned outright.

I disagree; in fact, I wish MORE MAPton supporters would join the thread and express their devotion for Fatrick. I would love to hear why they believe it's not only acceptable, but genuinely hilarious to continuously sexualize children. They should also use the same usernames and emails they subscribed to MAPton with to prove to us that they're True and Honest dabblers.

 

[Folgers Can]

1:15:09 – 1:16:05
The judge tells Melton that tagging someone on Twitter could constitute a violation of contact orders. Melton accepts this without argument. Notably, both Melton and Rekieta have tagged Aaron on social media since his ex parte TRO filings.

Shh, nobody tell Nick that, because even after the first, second, and third times that Nick directly tagged Aaron since being served with the temporary HRO, even after a fourth instance where retweeting a tweet in which Aaron was tagged could foreseeably have ended up in Aaron's notifications, and even after the following day when Nick went out of his way to pause during his replies to Aaron-tagged threads by affirmatively removing would-be tags prior to posting on at least one occasion and another occasion almost like his attorney's advice and/or his own research into on-point case law perhaps got him to realize that his previous tagging of Aaron had been HRO violations and he should knock it off, all of a sudden yesterday's manic scramble for the coke-replacing dopamine rush of "validation" got him to throw all caution to the wind and directly tag Aaron over and over again:


[X1] [X2] [A1] [A2]


[X1] [X2] [A1] [A2]


[X1] [X2] [A1] [A2]


[X1] [X2] [A1] [A2]

This has to be on purpose to rub everyone's noses in the fact that he's forever immune from legal consequences, right? Or does he just want to go to jail? Make this make sense.

 

[Lian Xing]

This has to be on purpose to rub everyone's noses in the fact that he's forever immune from legal consequences, right? Or does he just want to go to jail? Make this make sense.

He’s a jilted lover blinded by rage. His filter is gone because of the drug abuse so he can’t hide it.