Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dizzyuntildeath]

What are you even talking about? Nick is the KAAAAANG of his life. He can do whatever he likes, whenever he likes. He can huff up some Galaxy Gas, 50 times or so, even while livestreaming. He can snort up coke, he can even smoke crack, right on stream.

What is anyone going to do to him? He lives in the gayest county of Minnesota. He lives in Candy Yoshi. He openly does drugs on stream. Nobody cares! They can't do anything about this gigachad skelly! He can do whatever he likes.

The judges are all bent, the cops are bribed, he can do whatever he wants.

Be super jelly of the SUPER KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG Nicholas Rekieta, the LORD of CANDY YOSHI.

The Rekieta dynasty became irrecoverably corrupted and inbred in a single generation.
Better luck next time, Celeste.
The lords of Spicer, MN.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Sorry, but the timing is odd. Monty had JUST hired Hardin. If he couldn't afford discovery, he wouldn't have hired him. Monty is not dumb. He knew it would be expensive.

I don't think Monty is a pedo. I do think his history may have raised eyebrows and Hardin had to give him some tough truths.

I think Hardin sat Monty down and told him something in the vein of "You're fighting any asymmetrical battle, Nick is rich and malicious, he will run costs up as far as he can get until you run out of money and then even if you survive that financially it doesn't mean you'll be able to recoup those losses."

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Nick is continuing to anime sucks cope and/or sneed about Montagraph generously receiving pro bono counsel while he had to sell off his children's inheritable estate to protect his ego.

It's telling Nick would harp on this. It takes a kind of corruption of the soul to mock Hardin for seeming advising his client in a way that protects them instead of his own pocketbook.

 

[Five Gays]

Rekieta now has the Barb Chandler/Biden stare, the souless empty stare that says the lights are on but nobody's home. This this worse than being a baldo. His brains have been thoroughly cooked by drugs.


Crazy to think that at one time this guy could entertain anyone, let alone hundreds of people a night.

This isn't a weird cut btw. He maintains this expresion throughout the whole clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHWcd7Ff1P4

 

[Nana_Feeder]

This one against Melton is much more likely to succeed than against Nick. Again, remember, "He said this about me" or "He started it!" Doesn't work as a defense in HROs

I think you're right to say that the case against Melton has a stronger foundation. But keep in mind that Nick Rekieta is such an undisciplined wild card that he will sink his own ship. I think the restraining orders will stand against both.

Nick would file a restraining order against Melton if he turned on him.

Nick would file a restraining order against a grilled cheese sandwich. That's what makes all these dabblefags bellyaching about the HROs such a pack of hypocritical pearl clutchers.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick would file a restraining order against a grilled cheese sandwich. That's what makes all these dabblefags bellyaching about the HROs such a pack of hypocritical pearl clutchers.

Aaron didn’t even have to pay some faggot $1000 to do all the work for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Crazy to think that at one time this guy could entertain anyone, let alone hundreds of people a night.

I love his haunted expression. The face of a thousand dicks.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I love his haunted expression. The face of a thousand dicks.

The face of seeing Kayla finally being pleasured. (As he sat in the cuck chair, or from peeking through the keyhole when she was with the Toe.)

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

That is his future, regardless of what he currently has access to.

Nick is a retard with money. Unless his parents drop dead quickly (and I hope they don't) Nick continues to get some kind of stipend. Whatever the actual stipend is, it covers all the basics just fine. Then, the miserable consumer uses his stream money to buy retard art.

So unless now that his streams are making no money, he either has to downsize his expenses and live in hell or find ways to use the stipend in new and exciting retard ways.

I've watched self made millionaire cows hit bankruptcy, trust me I can see the retard trust fund baby find a way to have his expenses outstrip his "income".

Nick already went Oops on his mortgage once. It doesn't speak to an ability to manage finances. And they got the cash injection from selling the second house below market to shore it up. Clearly the trust isnt THAT liquid.

Well, luckily Nick doesn't feel that way.

Nick feels that way, its why he's a catty no-streaming bitch making sassy twitter posts about how his enemies are so broke and useless.

Where's the streams to celebrate his victory? He's Twitter seething at people still and vagueposting.

 

[Vibralldo]

"Monty withdrew right before the most expensive part of the trial? The only explanation is that my baseless pedophile accusations were true."

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1944220935029940705

https://archive.is/Qnd8d

Monty and Nick fighting on Twitter

https://archive.is/BQUPW

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1944219721097757159

(Nick's been arrested for child abuse more times than Monty)

 

[Sexy Potoo]

He has openly said he's refusing to pay for his children's tuition. I mean Celeste will probably do that, but Nick is personally one of the most loathsome pieces of shit alive.

Lmao he's pretending to be a lawyer again.

Trust fund baby not paying for his kids to go to school?

I thought he was just overwhelming apathetic towards his kids, and just frustrated that they are in the way of all of the drugs and swinging he wants to do.

But with that? I am convinced he actively hates them. I feel like there is a non-zero chance that he pulls a Chris Watts and tries to make it seem like Kayla ran away with the kids after he is done hiding the bodies.

I think he snorted the kids' financial future up his nose partially out of spite towards them. What a vicious little goblin of a man.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Trust fund baby not paying for his kids to go to school?

I thought he was just overwhelming apathetic towards his kids, and just frustrated that they are in the way of all of the drugs and swinging he wants to do.

But with that? I am convinced he actively hates them. I feel like there is a non-zero chance that he pulls a Chris Watts and tries to make it seem like Kayla ran away with the kids after he is done hiding the bodies.

I think he snorted the kids' financial future up his nose partially out of spite towards them. What a vicious little goblin of a man.

RIP physicist dreams of his oldest son

 

[Folgers Can]

Someone called "Subject-Gas6491" on r/SteelToeBoringShow has posted an image that [appears] to be a copy of the Imholte v Melton Petition for Harassment Restraining Order.

The r/SteelToeBoringShow user u/Subject-Gas6491 further speculates that Aaron attempted a TRO against Karl Heberger of WhoAreThesePodcasts, only to be shut down.

After skimming through this Minnesota user's curious post history, one wonders whether all this running around at the courthouse in person and attempting to coordinate calls to the courthouse stemmed from Nick taking him/her up on this bizarre employment offer that makes @winby2radio sound cheap by comparison:




[L] [A]


Then again maybe there was just enough obsession to do it for free, seeing as even that community - of all people - could call out the proposal for the pure cringe that it was:


[L] [A]


Another oddity is how, not one to limit oneself to responsive comments, this user has leaned toward posting a great many OP's, which often show a keen understanding of just the right buzzwords to clamor for e-daddy's attention:


[L1] [A1] [L2] [A2] [L3] [A3]


Last but not least, it's a tad intriguing to ponder the timing of when this user suddenly hit the ground running:


[L] [A]

Main subjects of discussion at that time centered on April's last-ever hearing appearance on November 26th where she was crying about some sort of bad news according to reporting from @Tiki Bar Man 2 and reporting from Mama K, followed by unsubstantiated rumors swirling around on November 27th about the state supposedly having insisted at that hearing that Nick sever ties with April, together with April returning to social media on November 27th to babble about unrequited love and then ask strangers for advice about finding a new place to live.

Now that's not to say that this Minnesota user is April using one of perhaps several anonymous sock accounts as a means of worming her way back into Nick's life somehow without him knowing, and it would just be funny if it was. In the more likely event that it's just someone local who felt the urge to get involved around that time when appearing in person at hearings was all the rage, it's still an amusing foray into the psychology of parasocial attachment surrounding Nick that almost borders on bunny-boiler territory in this instance. Either way, it must have been painfully disappointing to not even get so much as a head-pat from an e-daddy that left for a pack of smokes and never came back:

 

[Smug Bug]

I feel like there is a non-zero chance that he pulls a Chris Watts and tries to make it seem like Kayla ran away with the kids after he is done hiding the bodies.

Nick's ODD fixation on fucking the Sonichu medallion all but guarantees the Benoit Arc. The nitrous fumes already have his head swollen to maximum capacity. This "winning streak" is setting the stage for Smugkieta's return. When he reaches peak smugness, Magi-chan will reap her harvest.

I wonder if Rekieta's soul tastes like whipped cream and Doritos?

 

[DemsBNutz]

Trust fund baby not paying for his kids to go to school?

I thought he was just overwhelming apathetic towards his kids, and just frustrated that they are in the way of all of the drugs and swinging he wants to do.

But with that? I am convinced he actively hates them. I feel like there is a non-zero chance that he pulls a Chris Watts and tries to make it seem like Kayla ran away with the kids after he is done hiding the bodies.

I think he snorted the kids' financial future up his nose partially out of spite towards them. What a vicious little goblin of a man.

A nose goblin of a man. Got to change all the faces to Baldo.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

How is that a cope and why is it "already?" It's literally the reason cited in the stipulated dismissal. Lay off the Galaxy Gas Nick.

Yup. This isn't complicated. Monty made an appeal for new funds after he appointed Hardin. I forget if it was before or after that bullshit filing Nick's lawyer did. That didn't result in much, no where near what he asked, dropped the case citing lack of funds. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, chances are it's a duck.

It's for the best. Nick is broke. His house is in a trust. Even if Monty won, he wasn't even getting fees back, let alone damages.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick: Monty never had the money, and it would have cost him at least $50,000 to pursue this. Kiwifags didn't donate enough money to Monty.

Also Nick: But it's totally not because of that, but because he got scared of discovery.

Pick a lane, Nick.

Monty made an appeal for new funds after he appointed Hardin. I forget if it was before or after that bullshit filing Nick's lawyer did.

Before. He made the request for an additional $85,000 just a few days after Hardin made his notice of appearance. Randazza's bullshit filing came quite a bit later.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

I love his haunted expression. The face of a thousand dicks.

Thousand cock stare is the term.

https://www.youtube.com/live/4n6uLyqUBKo?si=K2-8VbbGHf5XKv5l

Monty is turning into antisemitic joker. HES CALLING OUT THE BIG NOSE!!! it is kinda funny watching this creepy guy go off.

Montygraph is also going after "Rent-dazza" and "Ren-schnoza". He also claiming that he has financial information on Nicks mustang. And somehow this is all a ploy against the atorney. Hes also talking to Nick like hes some negro and its the start of jim crow. Every other sentence is "you hearing me, boy?" Lol

 

[Harman Smith]

“Winning” the lawsuit against Monty is absolutely an L because that lawsuit should never have happened to begin with.

A ton of money flushed down the drain for essentially nothing. This isn’t a flex, Nick. It’s retarded.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I think you're right to say that the case against Melton has a stronger foundation. But keep in mind that Nick Rekieta is such an undisciplined wild card that he will sink his own ship. I think the restraining orders will stand against both.

And if the restraining order against Nick doesn't stick, it's almost guaranteed that he'll pick up the slack and start engaging in the sort of harassment that Melton's currently doing, and Aaron will be back before the court in couple of months with another request that will stick.

I wonder if Rekieta's soul tastes like whipped cream and Doritos?

All we can say for certain is that the whipped cream would be flat because Nick already huffed all the nitrous oxide out of the can.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1944109680932135106

https://archive.is/ni6oX

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Monty's claim was that Nick was defaming him as a pedophile

Is Nick claiming that Monty had no claim because he's a pedophile and evidence of that would be found in discovery?

The cope is that it was to hide from discovery.

Monty would, obviously, have known discovery was part of the suit for a long time.

He would have dropped the lawsuit immediately as soon as he learnt about discovery, if he didn't already know it would be a part of it. Otherwise, he'd be wasting money just to keep the suit going knowing he was going to drop it before discovery anyway.

This was purely because he could not afford to keep going. Nick is a retard. So is anyone else who repeats that cope.