Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.3%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.3%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    665
Good turnout, around 40 people. Some guy called 'motorola moto g power - 2025' is unmuted and sounds like a dumbass, saying how "everyone is muted" while not realising he's muted.

Beth, court clerk
Maria Warhol, Assistant Stearns County Attorney
Nicholas Rekeita
3L Clerk
Denise Rothfolk - Court Reporter
motorola moto g power - 2025 (some old black guy who is getting tech help from his son)

8:25am - still not started. Nobody seems to be here to cause trouble, all patiently waiting.

8:26am - Beth, court clerk says that there's a breakout room for everyone. They're keeping it in private, I think. First time doing this so we'll see.

Nick says: "thank you for the update, Beth" in a really slow, slurred voice.
 
The case types are weirdly merged into one, while it is "VB" case and not "CR" (Criminal), the case type is "Crim/Traf Non-Mand" and this is likely the default court zoom room name and not specifically named for this hearing.

It is a Misdemeanor.

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Somebody (probably the meeting host) said a few minutes ago that they accidentally named themselves Master Criminal and were busy looking for how to change their Zoom nickname
 
Somebody (probably the meeting host) said a few minutes ago that they accidentally named themselves Master Criminal and were busy looking for how to change their Zoom nickname
I don't think that's the host, I think he just ended up with the room's name as his username for some reason.
(Admittedly I could be wrong though.)
 
  • Nick and White are present but are currently not using their cameras.
  • The "Master Criminal" name is somehow a mistake.
  • Looks like parties for multiple cases are present, so there's no reason for them to be on camera yet.
  • Everyone is behaving so far, and it looks like John was the most popular first name to choose for your screen name.
  • Court Clerk in attendance is Beth, if that's in any way helpful. Also 3L clerk. Court reporter Denise Rothfolk. Maria Warhol, Assistant Stearns County Attorney.
  • 12 are present for court (there are more attendees than that). Clerk is going to pull the people who are scheduled for court into breakout rooms. That's what we're waiting for.
  • Nick unmutes and says "thank you for the update, Beth." No one else said anything. He sounded like a guy I would move away from in a crowded room and warn my friends about.
  • No one has been vocally inappropriate (yet). One older man is having trouble with the tech functions, so you do hear him intermittently.
  • Nick and White are gone now, presumably to a breakout room. I don't think we're going to be able to see or hear any of this.
  • Ending this summary here, since the action is happening in the breakout rooms.
 
This was after instruction by the clerk to ask if people needed assistance being moved to a sideroom, so I feel I'm not weening.

Me: "Please may I be moved to the 8.15 for Nicholas Rekieta."
Beth: "I am not sure what you mean, How are you related to the case? :)"

Me: "I wish to observe proceedings as a member of the public, if allowed"

Beth, Court Clerk: "The only thing that happens today is him and his attorney, or maybe just his attorney meet with the prosecutor to negotiate and see if they can resolve it. If they cannot resolve it, it is set for a future hearing before a Judge".

I have reiterated my request, stating Nick is a public figure and all proceedings is of interest.
 
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