Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    668
Nick has multiple topics tonight (Independence Day, Anime Matsuri, and other things):
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I don't know if that's really Nick's dad or just some dumb LARPer, but if it is, his shitposts are moderately amusing.

EDIT: On one hand, don't talk to the police. On the other hand, thank God he did because this is funny as fuck.
 
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OneHandClapping said:
I don't know if that's really Nick's dad or just some dumb LARPer, but if it is, his shitposts are moderately amusing.

EDIT: On one hand, don't talk to the police. On the other hand, thank God he did because this is funny as fuck.
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"Is the weed in the original dispensary packages?"- cop "No"- dumbass "then you're FUCKED!"- cop
 
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Ya, that cop needs to be off the streets. If he pulled over someone much less chill that could have easily ended in one of them with their head's blown off.
 
I tried to Google around for that cop video, anyone got a link, that may be the funniest thing I've seen in weeks
 
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Slap47 said:
I don't think thats enough to label him a cuckold.
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He is a cuckold. We are talking about a jew lawyer that has his bull alongside him on his streams and drinks whiskey to cope. We are talking about a princess that wears tight bumfuck sorts for money which probably feeds into his humiliation fetish. We are talking about a guy that gets turned on by stories of his wife being groped at the massage parlor. Calling him a cuck isnt a stretch, its reality.
 
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