Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[Geared Chris]

Stream Highlights Sept 22: Globalist NEWS and STORIES with Legal Vices and Aussie Overlaw'd Rumble here.​

TLDR: Barely got through the show. 90% talk about anime, porn, sex toys, fat & gross women, strip clubs, cosplay women being ugly irl, and western women ruining civilization. VERY drunk by the end.

Grade D- but I'm also in a mood. It would be an F were it not for the other Nick 2.0 Friday Night degen shows. At least shirts stayed on and JessicaReloaded stayed off (but she was pining in chat).

Anyone want a C3PO butt plug? Nick found one. It's all you need to know.

Spoiler: NSFW

Summary:
- 13 min late

- 2:14:00 on YT/Rumble and only 1:11:00 on Rumble exclusively

- He had another appointment in the Cities + a son's soccer game (which he hates attending)

- Mindset joined, 4 penis in butt "jokes", AM strip club was some burlesque show. Seems Nick was not there but Aussie was almost arrested. No detes.

- He's actively talking to Doug TenNaple bc Doug plans to start streaming

- Nick thinks all Koreans are small and timid. (Has he met a Korean man?) Vices corrected him.

- Amouranth (Nick wouldn't name her by name but it was obvious) wanted to attend AM this year but after her years of shitting on it, she was supposedly told no.

- Nick told story that he went to an Amarillo convention to lecture on how to handle sexual assault and harassment during the Vic period. (Ummm...).

- LDS nutso EliePhant was acting up in chat...


- ONLY quality discussion: Brand entered into his YT/Google contract years AFTER the alleged allegation; How can Google rsay he violated anything in the contract deserving demonitization unless he's convicted? "Good Faith & Fair Dealing" is a foundation of contract law. They want Brand to use his millions to sue Google.

- AI will replace sex with human women while most men will be in jail for false allegations - that's what women get for being so difficult.

- Megan Fox requested a "sick shaming" bc she's ill. Nick advised that she give her husband more blow jobs as medicine. "Get choked out."

- While slurring he invited Aussie to come to MN to stay with him or his parent's house on the lake which is "close by".

Edit: Words

 

[Lidl Drip]

I don't really know enough about Pippa to judge, but the reason I don't know enough is because I could never lower my standards enough to tolerate any vtuber for more than three seconds? What kind of creature can stand watching that crap?

I wouldn't know anything about them either if it wasn't for the cultists running around spreading their clips and superchatting everyone in the sektur to talk about Pippa and play her clips on their stream. They have a containment thread on here that they are supposed to stay in but some people like Rethunk simply can't help themselves and post about Pippa in all other threads as well. They are worse than Jehovah's witnesses.

 

[Dean Pentel]

What he has is what is called in the medical field Being a Little Bitch Disorder or BLBD, and it is cured with a high dose of what is called MU, or Manning Up.

You are aware that if told to "man up" Nick will interpret that as "take a man's cock up my ass", right?

Susanna back to attention whoring:

Sir, no need to label someone's VERY-desperate-for-attention grandma with such negativity.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

can't tell which, but the look of disgust on the face of Coomalot and the woman (Susana?) is palpable.

No, Susanna was on Lake Powell with her husband for her daughter's birthday. Maybe not 'her' daughter. She married a man with kids, and the situation (like her multiple names and nicknames) is confusing. Her legal name was on the house deed records I dug up and posted ages ago.

Faran returns?

Spoiler: Rebrand? Or was she hacked or married?

TMFSquid​

So, did this bitch get hacked? Or did she fall deeper into the retardation that is the internet

MrStirFry99​

did she get married? she changed her last name. its frosk i thought.

TMFSquid​	Idk what her real name was
MrStirFry99​	i believe its Faran Frosk
TMFSquid​	I wanna believe that
JulianDelphiki​	that sounds more right that Foster to me
JulianDelphiki​	This one is just fun
MrStirFry99​	Faran Ronczak
MrStirFry99​	*Fronczak
MrStirFry99​	Faran Fronczak. maybe she's rebranding.

MrStirFry99​

she did get caught on camera drunk off her ass and driving... https://youtu.be/7OxktRA0hF8

LOCALS hates DISCORD:

Southanarchist​

Yeah discord is a superior chat platform

MrStirFry99​	and when was the last time rackets was in discord? probably less than in here.
JulianDelphiki​	true, but furries....
Southanarchist​	Fuck his discord lol
Southanarchist​	Facts
MrStirFry99​	there he is. lolol.
Southanarchist​	But the server I’m usually in doesn’t have any, yet
JulianDelphiki​	praise be

If anyone wants to follow:

Mad_Amos​

https://twitter.com/The_Memeries

Dick is alright when he is not being an arse!

aCompleteRandom​

Haven't seen it, but as usual, the "Fucking wait for some facts, don't rush to judgement" stance will probably win out. Or you can just go full Dick with the bad takes.

Sally78​

Dick just take the opposite side of everyone else

Mad_Amos​

makes him about a likeable as an anal abscess

EternalHex​	Pretty much that. But when he's just there in person and not in the "dick masterson" persona, he's actually a pretty cool guy
Darkomen42​	He was fine in Nashville, but he was just being regular him and not contrarian dick for the sake of it

aCompleteRandom​

Of course! I'm not hating on Dick. And at least he's entertaining with his bad takes. Lofti seems like the nicest guy on the planet, but his takes are so bad I nearly stroke out every time I hear him talk from the cringe alone.

It did not happen:

RekietaLaw​

Got the live show recording. Will get it uploaded to locals today

Nick surprised by other's degeneracy:

Spoiler: We wuz almost cancelled!

RekietaLaw​

Bro,how hard were they trying to get us thrown out of that venue, rofl

Skull-Leader​

LOL did the commies try to shut down the event?

RekietaLaw​

No, camelot opens by saying faggot 10 times

panzerdood​	wow 3 edgi 5 me
panzerdood​	so brave
havenking​	Like Mic testing? 1 2 3 faggot faggot?
Mad_Amos​	in his defense its a funny word
TheMildOne​	I called the waitress sugar tits

RekietaLaw​

No...he introduced the show. So his first jokes were "why can't I say FAGGOT?"

Skull-Leader​	He's should have said "Nigger" instead, if you really wanted to get kicked out
panzerdood​	ckya bylat
havenking​	If Nick paid for the revenue, can't he say anything in his show?

Why is Nick doing this?

RekietaLaw​	Ok, doing some housework
RekietaLaw​	Getting caught up, see yall later

He could hire people to do it so he can do his JOB!



Where Nick gets his show topics:

Spoiler: Lazy prep

TheMildOne​

So @RekietaLaw you gonna do a maxi-show tonight on Tim Ballard, Russel Brand, Lauren Boebert, and Suzanna Gibson?

RekietaLaw​

Don't know about Ballard orgibson

RekietaLaw​

Lauren boebert is gay

TheMildOne​

Gibson is the VA state politician who had her chaturbate leaked

TheMildOne​

Ballard is also getting me tood

RekietaLaw​

Must review it

RekietaLaw​

I honestly don't give a shit about it... it's weird to me that people do.Like, again, not my thing. I can't imagine being public and having a chaturbate, etc. But I'm not sure it's some grave hypocrisy for her

RekietaLaw​	Unless she advocates against it
panzerdood​	she a democrat i think

Buzzion​

Well she is whining that having it revealed by her opponents is "revenge porn"

RekietaLaw​	Which is fucking insane
panzerdood​	is it

RekietaLaw​

Why does it surprise Republicans that democrats elect a chaturbate chick?

RekietaLaw​

I just meant I don't care about it. The revenge porn shit is stupid, but the way laws are written, there's an argument

Buzzion​

Yeah. Like I think your point would be more valid if she wasn't complaining. Probably because the district tends towards more social conservatism.

RekietaLaw​

Well, I mean it was "revealed" to generate outrage, and that worked. The revenge porn shit came after

RekietaLaw​

People rape .e with their eyes

He did a show with basically all this as the sole topics the next time he streamed.

Edit: Added spoiler tags

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick's like the Pied Piper of skanks and schizoids.

 

[AnOminous]

What image? He's been gas-lighting his entire audience for the past 1.5 years on who he "really" is. There is no "mask" when it comes to these cult leader personalities, they just retroactively mind fuck you into believing you were the wrong one.

Only if you're a retard. Otherwise you tell them to go fuck themselves and call them out for the frauds they are.

 

[Local Wordmason]

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Nick's like the Pied Piper of skanks and schizoids.

Follow the leprechaun to get to the pot of balldos

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Look forward to clips of the next Copesplaining now that Balldo Supreme and Groomalot have been disavowed by a cartoon rabbit.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Highlights from Nick's September 22 stream:

Had this stream on in the background because I had a feeling Nick might say some stupid stuff in this one.

Rekieta is NOT mad about people who thinks he NEEDS to use sex toys (time in stream: 2 hours 36 minutes)

Rekieta comes back from the bathroom not mad about people who say they "don't understand" the Balldo. He does NOT "need" to use sex toys, he just thinks they are "the funniest things on the fucking planet. because they do stuff while you don't".

Rekieta brings up the fact that he doesn't NEED to use sex toys multiple times. "You don't need to, they're just great. Like, that's, if you think that the sex toy industry exists on necessity, then you're fucking retarded. The sex toy industry exists on hilarity and utility."

Nick says of the critics who say "I would only use my penis" that "Ah, now you're telling - now you're. you're giving yourself away, I got it, okay, cool. It's funny to you. Uh, fine. Great. Um, talk me when you've ever met a woman."

He then discusses sex toys and sex stores with the panel. This is an extended conversation, 10-15 minutes, so I didn't clip out all of it.

Later in the conversation Nick says "I've been to a million sex shops" with his wife and it's funny. They tend to go to laugh and then leave. People don't have to go there to buy sex toys. People go because "everything's lighthearted there, people remember what life was like before everything was so God damn serious".

Rekieta is still obsessed with people online being obsessed with black men fucking their wife or girlfriend (time in stream: 2 hours 26 minutes)

Nick is not obsessed with it. "Ask the Internet. Mindset." he says when pressed about bringing up race. "I can't take it, these dudes are so fucking scared of black guys."

Nick discusses how he talked to someone in an "online chat room" who thought that "black guys" will "give them the best sex of their life". He says he doesn't understand it.

 

[Alex Yiik]

Later in the conversation Nick says "I've been to a million sex shops" with his wife and it's funny. They tend to go to laugh and then leave. People don't have to go there to buy sex toys. People go because "everything's lighthearted there, people remember what life was like before everything was so God damn serious".

The way he goes on about sex toys being so funny makes me imagine him and his wife in a sex shop pointing and laughing at dildos like Beavis and Butt-Head.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta brings up the fact that he doesn't NEED to use sex toys multiple times. "You don't need to, they're just great. Like, that's, if you think that the sex toy industry exists on necessity, then you're fucking retarded. The sex toy industry exists on hilarity and utility."

Lmao confirmed for utterly needing the Balldo because his dick doesn't get up. This is what we used to call in the Russian context "confirmation by denial."

Later in the conversation Nick says "I've been to a million sex shops" with his wife and it's funny.

HURRR DURRRR LOOK WHAT A SEX WEIRDO I AM I HAVE BEEN TO A MILLION SEX SHOPS!

Fuck off pervert.

JOKE'S ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A LIMP DICK BALLDO WEIRDO!

The way he goes on about sex toys being so funny makes me imagine him and his wife in a sex shop pointing and laughing at dildos like Beavis and Butt-Head.

And just like he was working on a bingo card, he's added yet another absolutely typical lolcow cope to his already extensive list.

Did he actually put together a list of all the stupid lolcow tricks and is now going down the list checking them off? Because he's doing every single lolcow trick.

 

[Potatoherder]

Extremely low night compared to YT($376) which is somewhat explained if Nick just didn't do the cutoff until after 2h in. All deleted messages were spam and the muted user(AcrocashytseNow) was just fighting with another user(ijedaii) aka jedi in chat. Can't figure out why he was muted. For example this didn't get dan muted or deleted:

Danthecomputerman

IF YOU WANT TO BE A MOD YOU*RE A NIGGERFAGGOTKIKE

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edit, uploaded wrong files.

 

[Atlictoal]

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Nick's like the Pied Piper of skanks and schizoids.

That hair, height, and bowleggedness reminds me a lot of Dick Masterson. Is this a random picture or something from the Jujusphere?

 

[AnOminous]

Also lmao, I post this:

My favorite is when he goes on lengthy drunken rants about how not mad he is.

Literally the next day Nick goes on a lengthy drunken rant about how not mad he is.

 

[Strix454]

Nick says of the critics who say "I would only use my penis" that "Ah, now you're telling - now you're. you're giving yourself away, I got it, okay, cool. It's funny to you. Uh, fine. Great. Um, talk me when you've ever met a woman."

What most critics have been saying is that nobody with a working penis would choose to use a balldo. Men with working equipment don't need to fuck their wife with a ball-mounted strap-on.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Rekieta comes back from the bathroom not mad about people who say they "don't understand" the Balldo. He does NOT "need" to use sex toys, he just thinks they are "the funniest things on the fucking planet. because they do stuff while you don't".

Later in the conversation Nick says "I've been to a million sex shops" with his wife and it's funny. They tend to go to laugh and then leave.

The way he goes on about sex toys being so funny makes me imagine him and his wife in a sex shop pointing and laughing at dildos like Beavis and Butt-Head.

This whole sex toys being "funny" thing is the weirdest fucking shit. Replace the word funny with "fun" and I wouldn't really pay much attention to it. Sure, sex toys are fun. Cool. But "funny" is just....fucking strange. It's the type of take I'd expect from someone who is afraid of being judged so they try to hide it behind "Lol this is so weird right guys" but it's just so unnecessary. I think Null is right and it's just that his brain is so damaged he isn't capable of rational thought anymore.

 

[Neetorino]

The stupidity to share your number:

Well, he did say he doesn't care about the dox, sounds good to me.

Spoiler: Updoots

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Not sure who all of the Locals people are by name so I can't say which of them he's friends with, but he does have some notable YouTubers in his list, including QuarterPounder, Nick Rekieta and Ty Beard, Ethan Van Sciver, and our favorite Not a Groomer Drexel (a).

I'm very curious if anyone in Drexel's friends list is his victim Sub. Obviously it's hard to be sure since he used "T" for her anonymity, but it's possible she's in there and knowing who could solve all the timeline issues we've seen with his story.

 

[AnOminous]

It's the type of take I'd expect from someone who is afraid of being judged so they try to hide it behind "Lol this is so weird right guys" but it's just so unnecessary.

It's like a bestialist claiming he only fucks dogs because it's funny.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That hair, height, and bowleggedness reminds me a lot of Dick Masterson. Is this a random picture or something from the Jujusphere?

It is a picture from the Nashville event. I assume when Nick and the hangers-on wet walking to the venue from wherever he held court for his sycophants

 

[waffle]

Susanna makes sophisticated content:

Spoiler: Splitting watermelons between thighs

Sally78​

Guess what?

MrStirFry99​

chicken butt? or did you finally squish the water mellon?

Sally78​

Lol.. yes I did

MrStirFry99​

did you get it on video??

Sally78​	Did u not see it yet?
Drkfox11​	I was wondering about that short Sally
Drkfox11​	I saw it
Sally78​	https://youtu.be/gAZt9HfbTEM

MrStirFry99​	oh i saw it yesterday. i guess i missed the part where you did splitt it. down mess with you. lol
JarvisHong​	wait, Sally did the splits on youtube??

Using your knees is cheating. Knees aren't thighs...