Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

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Nick's like the Pied Piper of skanks and schizoids.

I assumed this was a picture of Nick leading delegates from the venue to the local industrial estate where his low-rent Playboy Mansion AirB&B was located.

They're all subscribers to the Nashville Locals Swing Seminar.
VVIP tickets -- $500 a pop.
Lady Rackets/Drex's semenar on Your wife and Her Black Bull -- $1000 a pop
Handjobs from Coomerlot in the bathroom -- $5
Something for every taste and price range on offer.
 
Rekieta brings up the fact that he doesn't NEED to use sex toys multiple times. "You don't need to, they're just great. Like, that's, if you think that the sex toy industry exists on necessity, then you're fucking retarded. The sex toy industry exists on hilarity and utility."
The fact that he focuses so hard on it while simultaneously attacking a straw man and playing the "lmao ur virgin lmao" card validates that he's extremely sensitive about the subject.

The correct response to someone bringing up your sex toy collection as evidence your dick doesn't work is "No, my dick works. I also like using toys on my wife." This should immediately be followed up with dropping the subject entirely.
 
If his Balldo is so funny, then why doesn't he post a picture of himself wearing it for his paypig audience. I'm sure they could use a good laugh. They definitely won't be laughing at the man wearing it.

I'm sure his grandchildren and his great grandchildren will enjoy retelling the completely harmless story of e-Daddy and his cult of Balldoism.
 
If his Balldo is so funny, then why doesn't he post a picture of himself wearing it for his paypig audience. I'm sure they could use a good laugh. They definitely won't be laughing at the man wearing it.
He's a funny guy! He makes me laugh. But he's funny like a clown, not in some Joe Pesci way where I'd be kind of scared of him, more like he's funny because he's a complete faggot.
 
I'm very curious if anyone in Drexel's friends list is his victim Sub. Obviously it's hard to be sure since he used "T" for her anonymity, but it's possible she's in there and knowing who could solve all the timeline issues we've seen with his story.
I know it's bad manners to reply to oneself and it's a derail from any Rekieta discussion, but I've found her, and I'm 90% 100% certain. This fucking retarded nigger used her first initial as her pseudonym, I gave him too much credit thinking he would at least pick a different letter.

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Nick's like the Pied Piper of skanks and schizoids.
I am not a Nashville expert, but that area looks sketchy AF. Like Detroit, you would probably end up dead there, if it wasn't for all the vacant lots. Even then, less walls and obstructions for stray fire to land.

Don't get me wrong, I was once a guy who would do shit like this, bar hopping and whatnot, not always scouting out locations great. But this was largely pre-yelp / online reviews, and I was early 20s. Not mid 40s.
 
I know it's bad manners to reply to oneself and it's a derail from any Rekieta discussion, but I've found her, and I'm 90% 100% certain. This fucking retarded nigger used her first initial as her pseudonym, I gave him too much credit thinking he would at least pick a different letter.

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It's really starting to make sense why Drexel latched on to that NCAA Kat so hard (the one Nick claims Drexel is marrying and whose toes drex stuffed his butt in) I haven't seen her face but she does seem to be leagues above Drexel's usual victims.
 
I know it's bad manners to reply to oneself and it's a derail from any Rekieta discussion, but I've found her, and I'm 90% 100% certain. This fucking retarded nigger used her first initial as her pseudonym, I gave him too much credit thinking he would at least pick a different letter.

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Great work finding this. I feel like this post, right here, is going to end up nailing Drexel for some creepy shit in the future. Just a feeling. So she's 14 in that picture? That is disturbing as Hell.
 
@Neetorino checks out to me.

I know it's bad manners to reply to oneself and it's a derail from any Rekieta discussion, but I've found her, and I'm 90% 100% certain. This fucking retarded nigger used her first initial as her pseudonym, I gave him too much credit thinking he would at least pick a different letter.
One piece of information I recalled:
-He mentions going to Univeral Studios with her when her softball team went, she was a college junior and he claimed that she was not "his sub" yet at that point. Average age of a college junior is around 20-21.
Your archived page says she was a senior in 2017 so this would have happened in 2016, so the timing would be right.

SMSU Softball went to the Spring Games tournament in Clermont, Florida from March 5-11 2016. Clermont is just west of Orlando. Beforehand they played exhibition games in Winter Haven which is in between Tampa and Orlando.

Not sure how they deliniate the seasons but they went to the same place in 2017 and 2015 as well, so it checks out either way.

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Updoots​
Can we pm here?
Updoots​
Nvmd I trust this chat
:story: Are you telling me that this just happened because of this clown? :story:

A guy calling himself "Updoots"? You can't make this shit up.
 
:story: Are you telling me that this just happened because of this clown? :story:

A guy calling himself "Updoots"? You can't make this shit up.
That's correct, if he hadn't shared his phone number out, or if he or Drexel had locked down their Facebook friends lists I would've never been able to get as far as I did. Once again people are their own weakest links to privacy.
 
Kurt is livestreaming tonight.

- He's applied to the 1st Circuit Court of Appeals in Houston for a short-term judicial clerkship. "I told them about my YT channel. Not sure if it helps our hurts.
- Nate the Lawyer has moved to Houston but doesn't have a Texas license
- Kurt took a standup comedian class, but quit because it was too much about workshopping material and not enough about teaching comedy basics.
- Someone commented in his chat "Standup is something that you either get or you don't". This tripped Kurt's tism, and he started perseverating on "I disagree with the premise" that standup can't be taught and telling the chatter to get fucked.
- Someone asked Kurt if he enjoyed his time in Nashville. He split his answer, saying he liked Nashville as a city, liked fans recognizing him and stroking his ego and enjoyed hanging out with Nick & his guests in the green room.
- Kurt prefaced that by saying he didn't enjoy any of Nick's actual show. He traveled to Nashville expecting the show to contain legal content, but instead it only had "Nick's other persona". Kurt didn't appreciate the racism and the being anti-PC on purpose.
- Nick didn't invite Kurt up on stage. After the show, he told Kurt "I didn't invite you because I didn't think you'd like the vibe". Kurt said he felt he could have joined them on stage if he had wanted. He said other guests simply walked up on stage when they felt like it and extra chairs were found.

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In her free time, she enjoys being outdoors, hiking, rock climbing, slacklining, and spending time on patios meeting new people and their dogs

She became a fucking chiropractor?!?!

She got what she fucking deserved!

How far is Eden Prairie from where Nick lives?

(92 miles btwn Spicer and Eden Prairie, just SW of Minneapolis and 1hr52min by car - plausible).

Is she doing the full family Friday sessions?
 
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Kurt is livestreaming tonight.

- Someone commented in his chat "Standup is something that you either get or you don't". This tripped Kurt's tism, and he started perseverating on "I disagree with the premise" that standup can't be taught and telling the chatter to get fucked.
Someone in chat is correct. Kurt will never be funny.
- Kurt prefaced that by saying he didn't enjoy any of Nick's actual show. He traveled to Nashville expecting the show to contain legal content, but instead it only had "Nick's other persona". Kurt didn't appreciate the racism and the being anti-PC on purpose.
What the hell was he thinking?
- Nick didn't invite Kurt up on stage. After the show, he told Kurt "I didn't invite you because I didn't think you'd like the vibe". Kurt said he felt he could have joined them on stage if he had wanted. He said other guests simply walked up on stage when they felt like it and extra chairs were found.
Sounds like the uncool kid that the group likes out of pity invited himself to an activity he wasn't invited to in the first place because he would bring the mood down.
 
That's correct, if he hadn't shared his phone number out, or if he or Drexel had locked down their Facebook friends lists I would've never been able to get as far as I did. Once again people are their own weakest links to privacy.
Little do you know, Updoots was the secret double-agent mole in Drexel's DISCORD the whole time! My machinations have finally reach full fruition!

Updoots, your cheque for your services is in the mail. LMAO!
 
I think he's doing the best he can with what he has to work with (which ain't much), but I have my doubts as to whether he's confident in Rekieta's ability to win, or even if he even cares.
I don't know how Randazza seriously thinks an interlocutory appeal was appropriate in these circumstances. Other than that, you may be correct that he's using this to test out some legal theories without huge consequences if they fail (I mean, consequences for anyone besides his client).
 
I don't know how Randazza seriously thinks an interlocutory appeal was appropriate in these circumstances. Other than that, you may be correct that he's using this to test out some legal theories without huge consequences if they fail (I mean, consequences for anyone besides his client).
maybe you are right and he knows Rekieta is a millonaire streamer so he is sucking his resources while testing what legal strategies work or not for future real clients
 
I don't know how Randazza seriously thinks an interlocutory appeal was appropriate in these circumstances. Other than that, you may be correct that he's using this to test out some legal theories without huge consequences if they fail (I mean, consequences for anyone besides his client).

I suspect what he wants to do is take a case about anti-SLAPP up to the Minnesota Supreme Court and try to get them to undo or modify the 2017 ruling about anti-SLAPP being unconstitutional in the state.
Nick's case provides one of the few potential legal paths to attempting that in the state court system. But its still a very difficult and expensive path with no guarantee of anything happening. Its also dubious if any of it will do anything for Nick's case. Even if they won everything they could possibly want in the court of appeals, I personally don't think that Nick has a good argument for a judge to apply anti-SLAPP in this situation.

Nick continues to waste his money on this case and Randazza is assisting him every step of the way.
 
I haven't listened to Rekieta in ages and holy crap he sounds like shit now. So much worse.
His voice is all fucked up from cocaine or something.
Rekieta brings up the fact that he doesn't NEED to use sex toys multiple times.
It's his wife who needs a suitcase of sex toys to get in the mood because she is so repelled by Nick.
Someone in chat is correct. Kurt will never be funny.
No he is funny, for all the wrong reasons.
What the hell was he thinking?
Hey little girl, want some candy?
Is that supposed to be sexy? The fat old thot needs to sit in a chair properly.
 
I suspect what he wants to do is take a case about anti-SLAPP up to the Minnesota Supreme Court and try to get them to undo or modify the 2017 ruling about anti-SLAPP being unconstitutional in the state.
It's almost the same state Supreme Court that said fuck off to this shit in the first place. It would basically be taking a case to the same court that said fuck off in the first place and saying "You guys are retards, reverse your retarded position and instead adopt my own because I think I can say some rando sucks little boys' dicks!"

Good luck, faggot.
 
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