Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pagan Min]

Well to be honest, Rackets would probably bring in a couple of Q Boomers and wine moms. He's a bigger draw than Vito!

Ralph is about a draw with the pedo. Not even Dick Show fans like Ralph.

True, but it's pretty much a guarantee that Rackets would be stepping all over Dax's attempts at humor, so his stint would be short-lived. (Naturally, that'll lead to a LOT of fun, of course...)

 

[tato fairy]

For anyone with limited understanding or just want a refresher on narcissism, it will help you understand why he's burnt so many bridges, his cult like behaivour and why he constantly twists things and lies.

i'm sure this is incredibly late but i just keep marveling at it:

i always figured narcissists were slick. i had no idea they could be such bumbling disasters.

i have seen so much pop psych about it, almost entirely from girls on social media convinced a TAHHHXIC relationship they were in was truly narcissistic abuse or something, and from that i had a certain idea about it. i figured it was very subtle, sophisticated manipulation.

nick's attempts are anything but.

 

[Melty Butter]

That reminds me that his family on Kayla's side had an annual family camp event every Labor Day weekend.

Probably either they aren't going because of the situation and he's stressed because of that, or they did go and April had to stay at home and he's stressed because of that. Or maybe they brought April and he's stressed because of that because Kayla's family aren't treating April with the RESPECT she DESERVES as his live-in girlfriend.

In 2023 during the Labor Day weekend, Nick was on his phone making a bunch of posts on Twitter and on Locals as well defending Vito instead of spending time with his in-laws.

That's almost it! Thank you.

Calling it: He's not been invited (or April) but the kids (and Kayla?) are probably there.

How could he possibly face his sister-in-law, a potential witness for the prosecution? And aren't most of her family members part of the original church? A nice Midwestern family would never exclude the kids.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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> "I didn't call Jesus a sinner"
> Get called on the lie
> "OF COURSE HE WAS A SINNER"

The almost exact same exchange happened right afterwards.

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https://x.com/SuperEarthHub/status/1829966976061427904

https://archive.ph/W3yWv

Nick's gay word-games where he pretends everything he says actually means something else is exhausting. I don't know how Null, Shaun, or really anybody that's been in contact with him puts up with it. If he's like that with his wife then I don't blame her for wanting to be coked up or zonked out on pills all the time.

Nick does not think that 'lies' that do not hurt people are actual 'lies' or immoral. See below:

Nick just mentioned his ideology on lying:

"If you lie about something that doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. If you lie about something that costs someone $1000 then it matters $1000. When it comes from government and involves your liberty, that's when it matters a lot because it ends with you in jail and excoriated by a public that doesn't know what's going on..."

Nick considers his lies about swinging, drug use, child abuse, his trial "harmless", so he can lie constantly because it "doesn't matter" to Nick.

Probably the most candid and honest thing he's said in his entire life.

And Kayla wanting a romantic relationship with a Star Wars Star Trek game dude? I think that was even before Hedo 2, wasn't it?

What's that about a star wars man?

I'm surprised that this has not garnered more discussion.

For Kayla to ask Nick this, what does that say about the state of their marriage at the time and for Kayla to think he might give it his blessing, does that mean that Nick was already fucking other women at this stage?

I got the impression that Kayla would have asked Nick about this, round about 3 years ago.

It was Aaron who mentioned it. Allegedly when Nick and Kayla discussed who they wanted to bring into the marriage, Kayla suggested a man she played Star Trek Online with--yes, the mobile game. Nick vetoes it, supposedly.

They haven't blown up either house yet so they're not trying to extract freebase. Perhaps we can look forward to that arc.

I like how Nick is too fucking stupid to realize everyone knows anyone asking you to DM them is a mewling utter pussy terrified to discuss things in public and wants to get you one on one to gaslight you.

I blame Nick. He's the one who actually did it. And he turned HIMSELF into Juju's cockslave.

We have an example of how these DMs work in the OP. You can see the gaslighting in real time.

 

[3MMA]

Your cool guy card got revoked a while back. You are now just a child abusing cuckold

Nicks nightmare, to be known as the sum of his parts.

Nick absolutely doesn't deserve or appreciate somebody trying to save him from from himself

In the beginning of Nicks downward spiral, many tried to do so. Nick received a bigger grace period than any cow I’ve ever seen. So many times he was told to pull up & warned off of his trajectory before he went full ham. He later claimed some crap about people communicating in a faggy way, but it was clear that was premium Balldo copium. He got more chances than most before he became the lolcow he is today.

I mean he apparently did alright for 16 years before getting addicted to alcohol and blow. I blame Juju.

Something made obvious since Nicks arrest has been that the Balldo himself, Juju the cow, & da Ralphamale have some little group chat hug box where they plan out the words to say for their desired online “wins.” At least once every few weeks those three (& a few whack pack stooges) will use the exact same phrases to try & paint a story out of any given circumstances.

They just did it with “Aaron is a snitch” the moment after Nick’s snitchery was made public when Aaron’s revenge porn charges dropped. The time directly before it was the “he’s a Kiwi Farms paedophile” tactic where they tried to smear the forum for some individuals behavior regarding body cam footage. Each time, they all use the exact same terms to illustrate how they “won” against people they think of as enemies. Juju has a history of this type of behind the scenes crap with his old ideas on how his associates should behave & dress on streams, etc. It’s pretty obvious & the faggy little scripts they think up are almost always transparent immediately when they use the same terms, for the same people or situation, on the same night, often in the same hour.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Do You Know Laverne?​

Found a number of interesting things while gathering material on Kayla. Unsure how this was overlooked for so long.

Kayla Approves of Nick and Other Women: 2022-08-11

During the livestream celebrating their marriage at the swinger locale Hedonism II, Kayla wanted to tell a story. Nick was reluctant, but after some whispering, Kayla is allowed to tell the story.

The story pertains to the live entertainment from the previous night. Kayla and Nick went onto the dance floor. Kayla didn't really like dancing, but Nick got called up on stage to dance with the performer. It was "like, goooooood dancing, like looking at him in the eye... It was intense."

Nick also climbed the stripper pole and slid all the way down it. Kayla was delighted by all of this.

Nick's chat noticed that he had a tattoo, but Nick didn't want to show it because he hates it... just kidding he likes it. Kayla then starts lifting Nick's shirt while staring dead into Nick's eyes, saying:

"You would let the server do it."

Nick Lubsblackpeeple and Can't Do Drugs at Home: 2022-10-17

During a stream in mid-October, Nick emphatically expresses that he "lubblackpeeple" because his best friend is black and Kayla made fun of him because he had a crush on "a staff member" down in the Caribbean. Nick then rhetorically asks if his chat thinks she was white.

"She was a fine-ass black chick...whoooooohhhhh... Goddam...MMM!"

Nick claims that he didn't take her to his room because it was not allowed. Would he though? "Well... Different question. *phew*"

Chat doesn't seem convinced (sex isn't allowed, but drugs are?) and Nick says:

"All I'm saying, all I'm saying is, I wanna go back and the drugs may have something to do with it. Cuz you can't do drugs here... You CANNOT do drugs here at home, you got kids man, you can't fuckin' do THAT. That's very... No no no, you can't do drugs around kids, you can't do that... but drugs where no one cares and you have no responsibility... I'm not telling anybody else to do it... I'm just saying... All I want to do is go back and do some molly."

Mystery Woman is "Touched" Nick: 2022-10-21

During a stream a few days later, Nick claims to have rarely seen beautiful black women. Drexel is in the room, so while he concedes that black women can rarely be physically attractive, their personalities are terrible and not worth it.

Nick challenges Drexel on this and brings up a woman whose name he can't remember from his trip to the Caribbean whom Kayla teased him about. Apparently, she was super nice and asked Nick to marry her. Nick is laughed at once it is revealed that she worked at the resort.

Nick really thought she liked him though because she touched him "and stuff" and was "handsy".

Her Name is Laverne: 2022-10-28 (say hi to Sean)

A week later, Nick tries to remember the name of their "favorite person" from their Hedonism II trip. Kayla is confused and asks if it was the gal...

Kayla then feigns an aversion to profanity and reveals the mystery woman's name: Laverne (may be spelled differently, but this is will do). Kayla calls her sweet while putting on a silly/stupid girl voice. Needless to say, Kayla loved her. Laverne is the same one who told Nick to get his "pink ass upown staayge" and Kayla gets lost in thought à la mm-mmm's (much like Nick did in previous streams).

Nick Thinks Laverne Looks Like a White Girl: 2022-11-26

A month later, Nick opines on what ethnicities he finds attractive. Nick says that attractive black women are rare because they have to look like white women. Hispanic girls can look like anything. Nick doesn't like hips, and only likes slender women (saying black women generally "don't fit the bill").

Nick then launches into Laverne and how her body-shape was more like a white girl.

Asian women are good unless they are Japanese because of the crying thing(?).

What did we learn?

Laverne is a black woman with a white woman's body who works at a swinger resort that Nick was attracted to because she gave him attention (physically and otherwise). Kayla thinks her husband having a crush on Laverne was delightful and they both seem to be physically attracted to her (mm-MMMMM).

Given the way Kayla openly lusts after other women alongside her husband (even feeding him sexy images from LOCALS on her phone when the chat setup broke) as seen during the 2022 "Erection Night" stream (link) there is little reason to think that Kayla has any issue with Nick getting sexual with other women in general... unless the wrong people find out what they are up to. Behavior like this is what led to Kayla's hiatus from the Internet shortly thereafter, as she was trying to keep a low-profile and not give ammunition to detractors online (or within their own community).

Side Note: Though the infamous Do You Know Mandy stream of 2023 would make some think that Kayla doesn't approve of Nick getting close to other women, it is more likely that Kayla didn't like how public it was. Kayla's LOCALS antics had caught up with her by that point. In private, well, that's a different story. After all, Nick would likely already have been seeing hookers/strippers with Camelot331 prior to the Mandy stream.

Oh yeah, we also learned that Nick has changed his position on drugs and children being in the same house, unless he somehow mistook his own home for a Jamaican swinger resort (replete with drugs and none of the cleaning staff).

Nick being arrested in that embarrassing shirt from his Hedonism II vacation makes a certain kind of sense because, in his own way, Nick never really came home did he? Welcome to the hotel Nick Rekieta...

 

[AnOminous]

Wtf even is this? Did he have a stroke?

 

[MadStan]

The lesson in “The War of the Roses” when Devito says “there’s no winning, only degrees of losing” isn’t realized until the final scene where they are both laying the floor dying now having lost everything in an attempt to “have a small win”. Watching this stuff now with Aaron added to the fire reminds me of that film. Nicks inability to accept a small loss and to be fixated on defeating all opposition will result in catastrophe down the road. The winner take all attitude is not a strength, it’s the greatest liability you can have in life. his victories will consume him until he has defeated himself.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Nick challenges Drexel on this and brings up a woman whose name he can't remember from his trip to the Caribbean whom Kayla teased him about. Apparently, she was super nice and asked Nick to marry her. Nick is laughed at once it is revealed that she worked at the resort.

Nick really thought she liked him though because she touched him "and stuff" and was "handsy".

Nick is exactly the kind of retard who thinks a woman who works for tips at a swingers resort is actually flirting with him because he is soooo sexy. lmfao. I see why he gets along with Ralph who bought a manpurse for several hundred dollars just because a pretty woman worked at the store and said it would look nice on him. Suckers.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Didn't know child endangerment, child neglect and degeneracy was fun.

T/A

 

[Journoscum]

Didn't know child endangerment, child neglect and degeneracy was fun.
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What does he mean by this? Is this condemning streaming culture?

 

[AnOminous]

The lesson in “The War of the Roses” when Devito says “there’s no winning, only degrees of losing” isn’t realized until the final scene where they are both laying the floor dying now having lost everything in an attempt to “have a small win”. Watching this stuff now with Aaron added to the fire reminds me of that film. Nicks inability to accept a small loss and to be fixated on defeating all opposition will result in catastrophe down the road. The winner take all attitude is not a strength, it’s the greatest liability you can have in life. his victories will consume him until he has defeated himself.

DeVito gave the best legal advice to anyone in a divorce ever. If you have to give every goddamn thing you ever owned to your bitch whore wife who you hate? DO IT. Anything is better than family court.

It's seriously Bleak House levels of shit.

“Suffer any wrong that can be done you rather than come here!” This was Dickens about England's Courts of Chancery. But it might as well be about any court.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Didn't know child endangerment, child neglect and degeneracy was fun.
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What does he mean by this? Is this condemning streaming culture?

I thought the same thing. Is he drunk? Is he high?

This habit of "tweeting" every random philosophical idea that pops into his head without any context, as if it's some groundbreaking insight, sounds like something a teenager would do.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Didn't know child endangerment, child neglect and degeneracy was fun.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't his father sometimes watch his streams (or used to) and encourage his antics?
He may have a stilted perspective on this particular issue.

 

[Niggernerd]

What does he mean by this? Is this condemning streaming culture?

He pays to be a cuck

 

[HackerX]

Cocaine is an important part of a balanced breakfast.

I can see how it replaces coffee. Has Nick ever been an avowed coffee connoisseur?

It was Aaron who mentioned it. Allegedly when Nick and Kayla discussed who they wanted to bring into the marriage, Kayla suggested a man she played Star Trek Online with--yes, the mobile game. Nick vetoes it, supposedly

You're telling me that some Star Trek Online nerd can find an opening but our boy @Fapcop can't? Wtf

Something made obvious since Nicks arrest has been that the Balldo himself, Juju the cow, & da Ralphamale have some little group chat hug box where they plan out the words to say for their desired online “wins.” At least once every few weeks those three (& a few whack pack stooges) will use the exact same phrases to try & paint a story out of any given circumstances.

While likely, those retards are glued to xitter. It wouldn't shock me if they're refreshing each other's tabs 24/7.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought the same thing. Is he drunk? Is he high?

Probably both? This is Nick, the drunk high guy. Why wouldn't he be both? Plus he's retarded, so that could also be a possible explanation for him saying absolutely stupid shit.

He pays to be a cuck

He's such a ragetard he just admitted to being a complete CUCK just to try to intimidate a witness in his case.

He's also so fucking dumb he doesn't realize that not only did he potentially institute another witness intimidation charge against him, he also nuked his public image because he literally just admitted publicly to being a CUCK, something he has laughably denied up until now. Now he's BOASTING about being a CUCK, since only if he is a CUCK is Aaron guilty of anything.

NICK=CUCK. He has fully admitted it.

 

[repentance]

Its just coke and baking soda and water, its not like your cooking meth in the bedroom, you can cook it on a spoon with 3 ingredients.

That's crack. Extracting freebase involves flammable solvents.

https://www.release.org.uk/drugs/crack-cocaine/pharmacology

Before he does anything else he should reaffirm his wedding vows, kick out the hanger on drug addict, and start being a good role model again.

For a few years we saw what he wanted us to see on his social media channels. We have no idea whether he was ever "a good role model" in real life. History is littered with celebrities who turned out to be awful people in real life despite having a good public image.

I'm telling you guys, he's gonna end up in L.A. eventually. I can't say this is it (it could be a work, and Nick has definite "legal issues" that's keeping him tied to MN for the foreseeable future) but I really think it'll happen someday.

I want this to happen so much. He would be such a tiny minnow in a huge pond of people with real wealth and talent.

 

[Clem Fandango]

“Suffer any wrong that can be done you rather than come here!” This was Dickens about England's Courts of Chancery. But it might as well be about any court.

Or, indeed, England in general.

 

[not william stenchever]

Probably both? This is Nick, the drunk high guy. Why wouldn't he be both? Plus he's retarded, so that could also be a possible explanation for him saying absolutely stupid shit.

He's such a ragetard he just admitted to being a complete CUCK just to try to intimidate a witness in his case.

He's also so fucking dumb he doesn't realize that not only did he potentially institute another witness intimidation charge against him, he also nuked his public image because he literally just admitted publicly to being a CUCK, something he has laughably denied up until now. Now he's BOASTING about being a CUCK, since only if he is a CUCK is Aaron guilty of anything.

NICK=CUCK. He has fully admitted it.

"My marriage was never a monogamous one!"