Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    670
I feel like most households that cook/bake a lot or are health conscious would have a scale. Super handy for baking, making jams and shit, or weighing food if you're trying to track calories.
Although I'd be suspicious if the scale was super accurate, like if the scale was accurate to hundredths of a gram.
We know that Nick does none of those things so it's almost certainly used for shady shit.
I love my cheap scale, I make a lot bread and pastries and I find it's way easier to weigh stuff rather than go off volume for measurements.
Tenth gram scale is pretty useful if you do any type of curing or sausages. Where you want to use curing salts. As those have pretty specific amounts that are needed or officially safe. Also useful for getting spices more correct, but that is more forgiving thing.
 
Sean made a point about not going on Nick's stream since Nick yelled at him on stream. Sean said it wasn't even the worst chewing out he's sat through (and he was probably surfing the Farms while it happened), but it seems like Sean drew a line there. Sean's also made some questionable appearances and had on some dicey guests (The Gunt), but Sean has since said he'd not interact with The Gunt again.

Sean's fiancee said someone wants a link, and Sean's reaction was, "No, we're not doing that dumb shit." There was definitely some behind the scenes shit going on, but I don't know with who else. Could easily have been Gunt, Vito, Dick, any number of balldo lickers... Sean also sees an ethical responsibility as a lawyer, and allowing a drugged out Nick on wouldn't be a good look for Nick (much less Sean).

Like Sean said on stream, if Nick made an effort to improve himself (and likely acted contrite to Nick), I think a Sean/Nick stream could happen. But Sean isn't going to let the Balldo on just to be a cranked out asshole, even for views.

It would have been great content, but I can respect denying a NPD weirdo a platform.
He should've just said "You have your own channel Nick. Why don't you just stream there? Are you a coward?"
 
Another thing is Sean is a defense attorney and, despite getting some good milage on the Nick coverage, he might be subconsciously hardwired to want Nick to SHUT THE FUCK UP. He might feel bringing Nick on his stream would be like enabling Nick to not SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Nick absolutely doesn't deserve or appreciate somebody trying to save him from from himself, but Sean seems like a fundamentally decent guy. While this is a drama site, and we all love the drama, I can't bring myself to criticize Sean for what he did here.
 
Unbelievably anti-content move if so
Agree, but on reflection, Sean was the bigger man. Sean deals with many addicts and has a day job (which he pointed out to Nick on the stream). He was in no mood to deal with his shit. It was a "boundaries" move.
It was a very kind and benevolent move from the new king pope lawyer of the sector! The new lawyer pope is far too preocupied with his heavenly mandated sandwich eating duties to have the time of day for a lowly cuck non practicer! Yet, in his infinite kindness, he has made time for the washed-up ex law pope and shared his wisdom with the Balldo coke addict! Long live the new Law-pope, Sean the kind! ✝️👑🥪⚖️

PPP's king bit has infected my brain, I am sorry.
 
Denying Nicky a platform is peak Kino, you might not get immediate content but you just know the Balldo rings tightened even more and his seethe-o-meter just went 100 points higher. Sorry Nicky, you only get to hear your own voice in your own streams while people pelt you with peanuts.

I'll take the long game where a NPD supernova happens over small releases here and there.
 
Aside from the possibility that Crackets would've said or done something to cause Sean's channel to get struck, there's always the better-than-good chance that Sean would be subjected to an attempted struggle session if that dipshit was allowed to get on the stream... Sure, there'd be content to be had, but is it REALLY worth the headache?
 
It's actually difficult to figure out what Nick's lawyer is claiming as he doesn't really go through things point by point.
That's because he's deliberately trying to mix up two different kinds of argument, ones that would be relevant to admissability later on and ones relevant to probable cause.

But the effect isn't "wow this really convinced me" but instead "what the fuck am I even reading?"
 
What happened Thursday? He lost 1K subs alone

Nick loses subscribers at about 1k per week:
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Question for the former drug users and reformed drug dealers.
Is there any legit reason for a user to own a fine scale and baggies?

Because every time I read a report I feel like someone could be charged with intent to distribute here and only Nick and Kayla have that option with their charge.
The statute covers both possession for personal use and intent to distribute.
I don't believe he or she was dealing. The market in area is likely small and it would have come up if they had any idea it was going on. And Nick is at the same time too busy with streaming and too lazy to actually do anything for money.

Preparing doses for church or when going somewhere to do something is most immediate idea I can come up with, explains those bullets as well.

Joke: Perhaps if her were a connoisseur of spices or tea, he would have an accurate scale to the gram?

Serious: Junkies want to verify that when they pay for 10 grammes, they get 10 grammes.

Wait, did Nick actually want on and Sean said NO?

What the fuck?

Unbelievably anti-content move if so
Sean made a point about not going on Nick's stream since Nick yelled at him on stream. Sean said it wasn't even the worst chewing out he's sat through (and he was probably surfing the Farms while it happened), but it seems like Sean drew a line there. Sean's also made some questionable appearances and had on some dicey guests (The Gunt), but Sean has since said he'd not interact with The Gunt again.

Sean's fiancee said someone wants a link, and Sean's reaction was, "No, we're not doing that dumb shit." There was definitely some behind the scenes shit going on, but I don't know with who else. Could easily have been Gunt, Vito, Dick, any number of balldo lickers... Sean also sees an ethical responsibility as a lawyer, and allowing a drugged out Nick on wouldn't be a good look for Nick (much less Sean).

Like Sean said on stream, if Nick made an effort to improve himself (and likely acted contrite to Nick), I think a Sean/Nick stream could happen. But Sean isn't going to let the Balldo on just to be a cranked out asshole, even for views.

It would have been great content, but I can respect denying a NPD weirdo a platform.

Basically what Manning said below. Sean ethically knows he has to advise Nick to STFU. He also has the benefit of seeing lolcows nuke their career and that nothing good comes from association.

Another thing is Sean is a defense attorney and, despite getting some good milage on the Nick coverage, he might be subconsciously hardwired to want Nick to SHUT THE FUCK UP. He might feel bringing Nick on his stream would be like enabling Nick to not SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Nick absolutely doesn't deserve or appreciate somebody trying to save him from from himself, but Sean seems like a fundamentally decent guy. While this is a drama site, and we all love the drama, I can't bring myself to criticize Sean for what he did here.


The prosecutor says the clip is created from the full length copy Pomplun has. The clip has a watermark from a 3rd party channel. That's the version Pomplun watched. He didn't bother getting it from Nick's channel.

Pomplun's full-length version is from a different channel than Nick's. That's pretty clear. He's not using a version direct from Nick. He never said he did, though, and it's not necessary that he did.

Citation needed. This is far from confirmed. Nick claims there is a watermark from another YT channel channel on the ~1 minute clip, the police provided video had a title that matched a video from Cog's channel, the prosecution claims that they have the whole 4 hours and there are no watermarks on that.

These cannot all be the same video. The clip might be from Cog's video, but the 4 hour stream cannot be. Cog did not upload an archive. The disappearing watermarks are another compounding factor that cannot be worked out from the evidence given. There is too much ambiguity, so definitive statements like the one you are making are retarded.
 
He had a straightforward argument. He chose not to make it straightforward. I can only assume he did it to make it seem like there is more than what it is? I thought his best bet was being candid, brief and forthright with the court. One paragraph. It's still a weak argument but better than the mysteriousness nonsense he wants to imply.
It's not an argument even reduced to one paragraph. And by "not an argument," I mean, "a made up, bullshit, trying to be clever even knowing full well the cop did not LIE" argument. It doesn't even cite the correct standard, iirc. It is a bad-faith argument.

Of course you're right that it is also poorly written. Whether that is deliberate (to obscure and confuse), a matter of ability, or simply trying to make lemonade, who knows. To be fair, when you don't have a real argument, and your real point is raising red herrings and sowing seeds of character doubt (or just being your usual distinction-without-a-difference Nick Rekieta self, who will argue endlessly about meaningless trivia, thinking people just don't understand, when plenty do but are just 8 miles ahead of him in the marathon race while he's still at the starting line well ackshuallying about his bib number and the wind gust, hyperventilating about the pollen count and humidity's impact on his allergies, searching his fanny pack for his $9000 cooling towel, and demanding a restart), this is about what you wind up with. Hard to extract a real point because there really isn't one, as your paragraph shows.

There's no LIE and no obfuscation/ deliberate intent to mislead. We can deduce this in part because nothing allegedly obfuscated matters. Was the lack of info on screen resolution on whatever device he watched the streams on a LIE? Or that he did not say time and date he watched it? Or what color shirt Aaron was wearing when they spoke? No. (And if he'd said Aaron's shirt was yellow when it was cream, still no reason to infer anything more than an honest mistake, or low-level negligence (exhibit A why thd cop's statement should be economical - get rid of it if not relevant)).

None of that detail is relevant for the warrant or necessary for the judge to understand the situation and how they got there. Therefore not included in it. Same goes for including more detail on the videos than was included. He watched Rekieta's stream many times, including watching the coke stream. It is not important for these purposes whether he saw it here or there; what is important is what he saw and reasonably believed was a recording of Nick, which it was. He watched Nick, saw behavior that rightly concerned him, and put that in his statement, noting that the cokestream had since been removed from public view on Nick's channel. All correct.

Extra detail about which copy of a stream was watched would be fluff, meaningless, and probably irritating to read. NORMAL people do not know or care about hyper distinctions (which are, importantly, of no importance in this case) among being "taken off of," removed from, privated, hidden, etc. If that becomes relevant at some point as a matter of fact, fine. But it's not a LIE for a cop to say what he said.

Similarly, in the real world no one knows about - and certainly does not express hyper-distinctions about - channels and streams and restreaming and clips and the ways they differ (or don't). For the most part it doesn't matter and the cop wasn't trying to be clever by not writing a treatise on internet broadcast permutations.

No evidence of intentional misrepresentation nor even negligence. The judge had the necessary facts, and in fact the facts support a pc. That's it.

The prosecutor pointed out a Fr hearing isn't warranted bc the standard requires more than mere negligence. Pomplun's statement of probable cause wasn't even negligent, and certainly wasn't reckless or intentionally misleading. She blunted argument about that by simply giving the standard, which Rekieta's motion, iirc, ignored (avoided stating outright), and the facts, which support her point that whatever quibbles there may be about how Pomplun wrote it up, they did have the correct stuff, here's what the language said, here's how it aligns to the facts, and there was no actual or attempted deception of the court.
 
These cannot all be the same video. The clip might be from Cog's video, but the 4 hour stream cannot be. Cog did not upload an archive. The disappearing watermarks are another compounding factor that cannot be worked out from the evidence given. There is too much ambiguity, so definitive statements like the one you are making are retarded.
The real issue is Nick *does* have all the evidence and he *does* know how this shit works, kind of. So his filings are really disingenuous, as the state notes- they've had the evidence for almost 2 months but have presented no concrete evidence there are any material differences between the various bits of video.
 
I'd assume that the police will differentiate between discarded used baggies and a package of clean ones. A dealer will have the latter, not the former
lol.

A dealer will have whatever. Sometimes he will put it in used baggies. Sometimes in new ones. Sometimes he will use aluminum foil or little paper envelopes.

Neither the absence nor presence of new and unused baggies necessarily means much.
 
It's the county. They have standards of evidence set by the state for Sheriff, county prosecutor and judges as they are all from the same budget. They are going to specify video editing evidence software just like they specify drug labs. If it does unknown/weird things, it becomes chain of custody issue. They can't alter original without an expert to introduce it. When some clown bypassed the process in the Rittenhouse trial it was a huge issue.
I can't speak for Minnesota but that sure isn't how it works where I am or anywhere I've heard about. Sure, the prosecutor and DA's office has standards for presenting evidence they have to comply with at trial after the suspect is charged but the front-line detectives responding to, investigating initial reports and getting search warrants use whatever they happen to come across. There just isn't time to subpoena Youtube to establish probable cause for a search warrant when time is important and there's good enough reason to believe the copy you got from KiwiFarms or wherever is credible enough on it's own. That's why the standard for PC is much lower than for the indictment and full trial.
 
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He's not known for cooking crack either. From the description of his gear Crackets had no clue how to cook up a batch.
It's not that hard, but then I suppose we're talking about a tard who finds boiling eggs too difficult.
At these times I ask myself. Is the lawyer really that bad, or is he intentionally being vague with bad facts?
Yes.
 
That's an acceleration. He used to lose about 1k every two weeks.

The real issue is Nick *does* have all the evidence and he *does* know how this shit works, kind of. So his filings are really disingenuous, as the state notes- they've had the evidence for almost 2 months but have presented no concrete evidence there are any material differences between the various bits of video.
As I keep telling people here, his briefs are as a much for public consumption as they are for the court. He might even know none of his arguments will work with the court.

He's setting things up for when he loses, he can argue he only lost because the court is corrupt, or retarded, or both. Maybe even throw White under the bus. Why not? He's already talked shit about Randazza for not winning his Monty appeal.

That he's only really realistically facing probation and a suspended sentence (in theory) means that he probably anticipates trying to hang onto his streaming career after this is over, and he's looking to retain what he can of his current audience (what little of it exists), or form a new one of conspiracy theorists who hate the government with a passion, and will believe whatever shit comes out of his mouth. Hell, he's already got a lot of Q-Anon weirdos in his Locals (Nick's problems are all Biden's fault, don't ya know?).
 
He's not known for cooking crack either. From the description of his gear Crackets had no clue how to cook up a batch.
I would bet my money on April being an expert crack cooker, Kayla is too retarded and Nick is just as retarded but April's been around the block, she can cook up a mean rock on the spot no problem. I say this because she was joking around with Aaron on their show when they were together about smoking crack for breakfast, I don't think it was a joke in hindsight though.
 
That's an acceleration. He used to lose about 1k every two weeks.


As I keep telling people here, his briefs are as a much for public consumption as they are for the court. He might even know none of his arguments will work with the court.

He's setting things up for when he loses, he can argue he only lost because the court is corrupt, or retarded, or both. Maybe even throw White under the bus. Why not? He's already talked shit about Randazza for not winning his Monty appeal.

That he's only really realistically facing probation and a suspended sentence (in theory) means that he probably anticipates trying to hang onto his streaming career after this is over, and he's looking to retain what he can of his current audience (what little of it exists), or form a new one of conspiracy theorists who hate the government with a passion, and will believe whatever shit comes out of his mouth. Hell, he's already got a lot of Q-Anon weirdos in his Locals (Nick's problems are all Biden's fault, don't ya know?).
I think you're giving Nick more credit than he's due. His swiss-cheese shaped, drug-addled brain is stuck only in the moment. I don't think there has been long-term planning evident from Nick, even before the drugs. Now his life is entirely built around hits, whether from dopamine or more illicit sources.
 
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