Nick's obsession with youth and wanting to be a twink

[LanceHaver]

Nick has always been obsessed with young guys - all the way back to when he first started on YouTube, he was retweeting, posting, and talking about Jacob Sartorius, who was 13-14 at the time. He makes a point of getting in the good graces of any young male TikToker who will tolerate him.

Anyone who has listened to Nick knows he has massive Peter Pan syndrome - playing Minecraft, eating pizza, McDonalds and ice cream every day, waking up at 8PM and missing his show.

Previously, his only fan artist would depict him as he really looks. But recently, to Nick's delight, a newer fan artist has been increasingly posting art depicting Nick as a 16-20yo twink, and it's pretty funny.

Keep in mind, the following images were scraped from a Telegram account that has only existed since Aug 18th 2023

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Obsession with youth is incredibly common among gay men like Nick. Twinks get to be the object of adoration and adoration is vital to Nick’s ego.

Twinks are also the homosexual equivalent of a trophy wife, so Nick wants to be a twink but also wants twink boyfriends as status symbols. Older gay men pay a lot of money for twink ass. Crypto bros show off rented lambos, gays show off young rent boys.

 

[Fruttasecca]

His whole brand is based around being an uppity, snarky zoomer getting into meme slapfights on twitter and sticking it to boomer conservatives. The older he gets, the more ridiculous this premise becomes.
Zoomies born in 2007 or some shit like that dont care about some mid- to late twenties grandpa, his hole grift is dependent on his youth. But at the same time he is too lazy to actually preserve his youth because that would mean no McDonalds, no purging, Sports and generally just taking care of yourself.
So I guess instead he now tries to hide behind some anime femboy avatar to keep an illusion going.

Also he is gay.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Hard to do that when the norwood reaper just about took your head off with his scythe.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

his hole grift is dependent on his youth.

Also he is gay.

Perfect.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Thread should be titled gay faggot obsessed with being a gay faggot

 

[The Backwards Man]

"America's most wanted"
Who the fuck wants faguentes?

 

[Meiwaku]

Expectation:

Reality:

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

He should hang out with that weirdo billionaire who's trying to become young again

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Nick has a massive complex about getting old (i.e. 30+) which has led to some great moments on America First Nick's Therapy Hour. Here's some clips from my archives:

(June 2022) Nick's absolute favorite compliment is when people say he looks young

(June 2022, same stream as ^) Nick is going to be 24 soon, which is almost 25, which is almost 30, which is basically dead. The way his face falls at ~0:32 always kills me

(November 2022) A superchatter says it's his 30th birthday today and ~it'll happen to you~. Nick is a little too enthusiastic about the possibility of dying young... "You'll always remember me as that young guy who never got old." -Nick

(April 2023) A superchatter says he's turning 21, which sends Nick into a crisis over his upcoming 25th birthday. "I'm gonna be 25 this year, so... my life is over." -Nick
He realizes that he has to get married in the next five years and has a full on tantrum. "I don't wanna get married! I don't wanna live with a woman!!" -Nick

And finally, Nick turned 25 a couple weeks ago so here's a compilation from his first stream as a 25-year-old man:

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

"I don't wanna get married! I don't wanna live with a woman!!" -Nick

I don't get it. Is this the homosexual hatred of women because they steal all the men? The heterosexual hatred of women because they reject you? Or the third-grader hatred of women because they have cooties?

 

[AltisticRight]

I used to use photos of myself, printed, and then traced into some kind of cartoon version.

I was also 12.

 

[LanceHaver]

I don't get it. Is this the homosexual hatred of women because they steal all the men? The heterosexual hatred of women because they reject you? Or the third-grader hatred of women because they have cooties?

First and last. Although, Nick is definitely one of those people who was burned by a woman in an early relationship (well-documented) and never got over it.

 

[Vect]

The youthful fanart and obsession with age could really just be written off as just typical of zoomer influencer insecurities. For all this trappings as some conservative star, he really only seems to care for the shallow rewards that come from being an online celebrity, which definitely has a hard age cap. It also doesn't hurt that part of Fuente's selling point when he got started was the novelty of his hard conservative theology combined with his young age. In that sense he's like a child star who can see the edge of the hill coming.

From my experience, the only gay men who get this insecure about age are those who get involved too heavily (and too early) in the 'scene' (parties, clubs, socializing, etc), and would not result in this socially awkward gimboid. I don't get the meme about him being a twink - from what I can tell, Fuentes has never even tried to make himself look youthful or pretty at all. It seems like he gets dressed and grooms himself in front of a mood board that's comprised entirely of photographs of Sean Hannity.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Nick's obsession with youth and wanting to be a twink can be explained by him being a gay pedophile. Literally every stream he does he says he want to MARRY a 16 year old. He says he wants it to be a girl, but with all his associations with younger boys that is maybe, most likely, a lie.

playing Minecraft, eating pizza, McDonalds and ice cream every day, waking up at 8PM and missing his show.

To be fair to Nick Fuentes for a second, most grown men in the modern American empire play various video games including minecraft, eat junk food because they don't cook and are following the trend of "silent quitting." Men in general are not "growing up."

 

[Meiwaku]

Nick is such a failure as a homo if you were a proper homosexual he would have taken women's advice for aging better and STOPPED EATING SLOP, exfoliate, get a good skin care routine, drink plenty of water, exercise etc....

He's losing definition in his jawline because of fat and likely because he makes himself puke because he is fat. and I want him to know that treatment for that in the states according to the internet is only about $3,000. The CIA will definitely buy that for you if you keep feeding them sacrifices.

There's also skin tightening ultrasounds, acid peels, microneedling, etc. that you can get. I believe that you're at least smart enough to find this out, Nick. But you clearly haven't been using them because you're pre-maturely Twink Death-ing.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The other factor, besides being overtly gay, is that Nick yaps so much about men needing to get married and breed. I notice a lot men and women on the right that trumpet this line are also unmarried and childless. Nick obviously thinks he’s got a big problem being an unmarried bachelor homo after 30, but it’s fine now. No idea why he thinks the hypocrisy kicks in at 30, or why he would even care given all his other obvious hypocrisy.

Maybe the right wing homo collective has told him he’s ok now, but a beard is mandatory at 30 to keep grifting the traditional value rubes.

Maybe he’s trying to prove he’s not Mexican by not having a wife and three, or more, kids by the ancient age of 25. A real tradcath fail.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Expectation:

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Reality:

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He looks like a chubby turtle

 

[PatrickSTomlinson]

Nick has a massive complex about getting old (i.e. 30+) which has led to some great moments on America First Nick's Therapy Hour. Here's some clips from my archives:

(June 2022) Nick's absolute favorite compliment is when people say he looks young
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(June 2022, same stream as ^) Nick is going to be 24 soon, which is almost 25, which is almost 30, which is basically dead. The way his face falls at ~0:32 always kills me
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(November 2022) A superchatter says it's his 30th birthday today and ~it'll happen to you~. Nick is a little too enthusiastic about the possibility of dying young... "You'll always remember me as that young guy who never got old." -Nick
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(April 2023) A superchatter says he's turning 21, which sends Nick into a crisis over his upcoming 25th birthday. "I'm gonna be 25 this year, so... my life is over." -Nick
He realizes that he has to get married in the next five years and has a full on tantrum. "I don't wanna get married! I don't wanna live with a woman!!" -Nick
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And finally, Nick turned 25 a couple weeks ago so here's a compilation from his first stream as a 25-year-old man:
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his disgusting double jointed thumb is on full display in that one

 

[Cringestorian X]

Nick is such a failure as a homo if you were a proper homosexual he would have taken women's advice for aging better and STOPPED EATING SLOP, exfoliate, get a good skin care routine, drink plenty of water, exercise etc....

well, he's a lazy spic
he wants the reward but not willing to put the effort

vomiting mcdonalds is the highest effort the catboi fuhrer willing to put to maintain his twink physique