Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Damn, so instead of making himself fat and unemployable because he was a stupid fag, he made himself fat and unemployable because he was pretending to be retarded.

Truly, we here at Kiwifarms dot net have been made fools of. Showing his asshole on OnlyFans was a much better use of his time than making money off the violin. I'm sure his husband very much appreciated having slapfights and having him fake cry in his ear for years on end for that sweet Wojcicki money.

He totally didn't just use Ozempic and is doing his usual "I'm an asshole" schtick for clicks. This was planned ever since he first started muckbangs.
 
Wonder what In Praise of Shadows thinks of basically getting fooled by pro wrasslin as a grown man. Common Wendigoon W
*tears off fake faggot mustache/mullet and his autistic queer getup, revealing a turbo muscular physique covered in swastika tattoos faded with age and his own personal nigger killcount ritualistically scarred into his bicep*

I told you I was always two steps ahead
 
Did no one notice all the videos being old? Were there no leaks or rumors of how he currently looks? I believe it but its surprising if he managed to do it in total secret.
As someone that doesn't even follow him I've heard a few times that he is capable of losing the weight unlike other fatties and people expected him to lose it all one day. It makes me think it was an open secret.
The real and only important issue now, is if he can maintain it and avoid it. Once the “shock” and “spectacle” of his weight loss declines what is he going to do? Carry on doing mukbangs?

Also I dont really follow him but was it ever confirmed if him and Orlin broke up?
 
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I haven't had the chance to finish the video yet, but it seems that he is skinny again and this was all one big social experiment according to Nick.

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Always thought if one Deathfat could do it, it was him. Godspeed, may he find another hilarious fetish soon
 
The real and only important issue now, is if he can maintain it and avoid it. Once the “shock” and “spectacle” of his weight loss declines what is he going to do? Carry on doing mukbangs?

Also I dont really follow him but was it ever confirmed if him and Orlin broke up?
If he was not seriously pissing away the money he was getting (big if but....we in big fuckin if territory here) he may have enough to straight up retire. Maybe he could do "normie" mukbangs or devolve into yet another generic cawntent creator....hell he could start working at a home depot and would have a good life set up ahead of him.

I dunno maybe I am going soft in my incontinent senility but it is such a fuckin novelty for a cow to enact basic self improvement that i cant help but feel ever so slightly optimistic
 
I am so happy to see is Amazonian Parrot again but I gotta' point out that he's skinny but not really "fit", in his old videos when he was a vegan he would show off his emaciated waistline and paraded it around in his vlogs like it was an achievement. That is a type of behavior seen in women with anorexia online and you can still find those same clips spliced into his fake meltdown montages on his shorts channel. I will give it to him because he once did try to get into bodybuilding but he gave up really quickly. Orlin also once said he had a eating disorder, but it was years ago and I'm not sure what meltdown video(s) it was at this point maybe even in multiple but I believe him.
Anyways, Nick is very scrawny and I hope he commits fully into fitness this time, rather than being a very smug emaciated creature. What's the point of only nutrition when you don't improve your physical health as well?
 
Move this from lolcows to internet famous because if he really was a lolcow he wouldn't have improved
I don't mean to burst the bubble but I don't think that's necessary because he was acting fake and smug in the new videos and I'm surprised no one caught on. If you seen any of his videos during 2017-2019 he use to overshare very gross and embarrassing homosexual stories about shitting himself from his blown' out asshole in front of a Asian male prostitute with Orlin there, he got STDs twice and gave them to Orlin. Oh! Fun fact he even admitted to being bisexual and not fully gay during one of his Thailand vacation mukbangs, so he's done Onlyfans content with women and posted the advertisements to his Twitter. He recklessly adopted a sloth and got bit by it leading into a meltdown and sudden it's disappearance from his channel. He also got into dramatic fights with other content creators over petty shit all the time. He's still lolcow worthy, people just don't pay as much attention or even document him.
 
I love how many people are going "i knew it the whole time" like as if Nik was just in a fat suit this entire time.
ozempic is a powerful drug
say what you will, if i was in pharma i'd be slamming his door. outside of the porn stuff he's pretty much the perfect spokesperson. hundreds of hours of fat and a great story and he's an amazing bullshit artist. plus women love gays.
. I think the fairy was 200 pounds overweight
the winners on the biggest loser usually lost about 50% of their body weight in the span of about 3 months. the one that caused the show to be canceled lost 60% of their body weight. for him to lose 60% of his body weight in 2x the time along with taking weight loss drugs means its probably not that bad.
I call prerecorded.
the probably is he'd have had to have made the video years before and have made sure all his hair grew back before making content again. i'm sure the a-logs are going through every early video for when he could have shaved his head.
You can't really lose 250lbs in 7 Months under any circumstances,
a long running reality show proved you could in literally half that time.
What does social experiment even mean? You can't say its a troll because he actually got fat and exposed his asshole on the internet for all to see? Does "social experiment" just translate to "I wanted to fuck around for an extended period of time"? If so, it'd be a lot more based to just say "I got fat, screamed like a retard, and had hard core gay sex for several years because I wanted to".
Its whats known in the gay community as "pulling a Fez Whatley"
 
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I'm not surprised he lost the weight. His shtick was getting old and nobody gave a shit anymore. If there's one thing that matters more to him than anything else, it's getting attention. That's why the only thing he ever ranted about that seemed partially authentic was his rants about giving up the violin. It's the only time in his life that he got attention for something that wasn't a gross spectacle and was respectable. It must drive him crazy that while being in the top 1% of players (just getting into Julliard proves that), he was never quite good enough to become a professional soloist and was forced to play background music at weddings and theaters.

His life as a lolcow isn't over. Yes, he is very self-aware, and has an incredible work ethic and drive unlike most lolcows. Yes, he's just acting most of the time. It's just he has an addiction to being the center of dramatic attention. Once the gas is out from this particular stunt, he'll move on to another and another and another until all the physical and psychological damage he accrues over the process finally kills him.
 
Damn, so instead of making himself fat and unemployable because he was a stupid fag, he made himself fat and unemployable because he was pretending to be retarded.

Truly, we here at Kiwifarms dot net have been made fools of. Showing his asshole on OnlyFans was a much better use of his time than making money off the violin. I'm sure his husband very much appreciated having slapfights and having him fake cry in his ear for years on end for that sweet Wojcicki money.

He totally didn't just use Ozempic and is doing his usual "I'm an asshole" schtick for clicks. This was planned ever since he first started muckbangs.
It was WATER WEIGHT. We here don't hate on Caturday

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Now, do I think the "social experiment" was worth it? Fuck no. Nick has done irreversible damage to his body. Losing the weight won't fix all the problems. He looks sick. Not to mention the saggy skin. I'm sure he's feeling proud of himself for "fooling" the public, but he's undoubtedly shortened his own life. You don't toy around with the only body that you have. It's retarded.
This is all true but at the same time it produced objectively better content than what he had on his channel before. I'm not supporting his unhealthy behavior, but if he had stayed just a violin twink he would have no doubt stagnated. You can say whatever you want about his health, but you cannot call him boring - and being boring is the last thing these people want to be as an e-celeb.
 
Y'know what? I don't give a shit if he used ozempic or if he got a bypass. If he took a shortcut, he got way further than Boogie ever did post-bypass. He's a completely repulsive human being, but hey: now I have no excuse. If he could drop the weight, then literally any fat man can do it. We all know what we gotta cut out, just gotta friggin do it, and do it without taking a shortcut.
 
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