Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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He's definitely losing weight.
AncientPhosphur said:
He released a new video on his extra youtube account crying about how he wasted his life doing youtube videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J4BGjM3TyA
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In that video, plus this one from his Nikocado Avocado 3 channel, he's posted newer videos where he looks visibly skinnier than the past...still fat but...
1 year ago:
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The top comment says he did a live weigh-in on TikTok and was at around 320 lbs (compared to the 400-ish he used to be)

Clearly he's still whining in his videos to bait people into thinking he actually feels shame for his degeneracy. I won't believe that he's actually entering a weight loss arc, but he's definitely aware that he got a little too far into the deathfat territory and is quietly forcing himself down to a slim SuperFat.
This, plus the fact that most of his "new" videos are just reposts of old clips, makes me think he's gearing up to disappear for a bit then have his "big comeback" at a slightly lower weight...only to let everyone down and start filming spicy noodle diarrhea mukbangs again. Would definitely help his dwindling view numbers.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
CRY MORE FAGGOT, NO ONE CURS

A goodbye video, thatt is what Nick has come to in our lord 2024. This slavic mongoloid expects me to sit through 41 minutes of dead air. That might be why your channel is dead Nick.
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Fatass motherfucker's not EVER going to quit and give up the sweet sweet shekels from his YT and social media presense. He might honestly regret starting down the mukbang grifter path, but no way in hell is he gonna give it up any longer then it takes for his patreon/ad revenue to drop below his standard of living.
 
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Professor Cringeworth said:
He's definitely losing weight.

In that video, plus this one from his Nikocado Avocado 3 channel, he's posted newer videos where he looks visibly skinnier than the past...still fat but...
1 year ago:
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The top comment says he did a live weigh-in on TikTok and was at around 320 lbs (compared to the 400-ish he used to be)

Clearly he's still whining in his videos to bait people into thinking he actually feels shame for his degeneracy. I won't believe that he's actually entering a weight loss arc, but he's definitely aware that he got a little too far into the deathfat territory and is quietly forcing himself down to a slim SuperFat.
This, plus the fact that most of his "new" videos are just reposts of old clips, makes me think he's gearing up to disappear for a bit then have his "big comeback" at a slightly lower weight...only to let everyone down and start filming spicy noodle diarrhea mukbangs again. Would definitely help his dwindling view numbers.
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maybe it's not a full blown 'arc' yet, maybe he just got a bit of a scare in regard to his health or was urged by his doctor to lose some of the fat and is now seeing how much he can while still maintaining the branded Nikocado look

realistically, if Nick has any kind of health insurance or something of the sort... could what he's doing now be considered evidence to fraud?
 
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I'd assume that, in his mindset, going on the actual weight loss journey and succeeding would give him a ton of attention initially, but not a lot of it would ultimately stick. People say they'd watch, but ultimately they just want a fatass making drama. Also, if there is an opposite of feeders/people paying a lot of money because they find degradation hot, I've never heard of it.
 
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I will say, as obnixious and insufferable his content is. He's incredibly strategic and cunning with how he's played people on the internet, has he also played himself and risked his health, sure yeah. But we don't see much of his life, house, etc.. (though we saw his hole, disgusting cock) but I imagine he's made a shit ton of money, all his videos on his main reach well over a million views and whether it's a like or dislike he's still getting paid, that plus his second channel, other social medias.

If you're gonna be a deathfat, do it right like him and at least make bank. Looking at you Chantal..
 
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Muddy Fupa Balls said:
I will say, as obnixious and insufferable his content is. He's incredibly strategic and cunning with how he's played people on the internet, has he also played himself and risked his health, sure yeah. But we don't see much of his life, house, etc.. (though we saw his hole, disgusting cock) but I imagine he's made a shit ton of money, all his videos on his main reach well over a million views and whether it's a like or dislike he's still getting paid, that plus his second channel, other social medias.

If you're gonna be a deathfat, do it right like him and at least make bank. Looking at you Chantal
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We've also seen his horrific gaping asshole. When Chantal said "my butt cheeks are compressed" I thought, aren't most people's? Are you comparing yourself to Nikocado?
 
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Muddy Fupa Balls said:
I will say, as obnixious and insufferable his content is. He's incredibly strategic and cunning with how he's played people on the internet, has he also played himself and risked his health, sure yeah. But we don't see much of his life, house, etc.. (though we saw his hole, disgusting cock) but I imagine he's made a shit ton of money, all his videos on his main reach well over a million views and whether it's a like or dislike he's still getting paid, that plus his second channel, other social medias.

If you're gonna be a deathfat, do it right like him and at least make bank. Looking at you Chantal..
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He is not nearly as smart as you made him out to be, he has put all of his eggs into one basket and manipulation of his viewers and algorithm will only take him so far.
The ideal business decision here is to start losing weight, develop a newfound goodwill amongst your viewer base, get the buzz going and proceed to form connections. Go on podcasts, collaborate with different youtubers, maybe even use those violin skills to actual use and use your status to be part of various music projects (regardless of how shitposty they may be). I can guarantee you that any popular youtuber, people like Mr. Beast or Sam Hyde would LOVE the opportunity of having Nikocado Avocado appear in their shows. Above all else, he can use his wealth to get himself into stock investment, or if he's not smart enough for that - stock investing firms that have a good reputation of delivering high returns in a long-term like Vanguard. Heck, if he loses enough weight and gets enough praise for it, he could even get himself on Ted Talk, further gaining useful good will (before you ask, Ted Talk already had a few shows with literal former sex workers and folks like Jason Russel who was running around naked in the streets, I don't think ex-lolcows with Onlyfans are beneath Ted Ed).

There are so many outlets to branch out for him, partly because of how well known he is and partly because... as sickening as it sounds... he actually has money, he is afforded opportunities many of us wagies may never see in our whole lives and he's wasting it on a golden goose that's already showing it's age... Sure, he is smarter than most deathfat blokes, with him doing stuff like setting up an OnlyFans and Cameo account, but he is far from being a smart or mentally stable individual period and I highly doubt he is capable of thinking beyond short-term. If he was capable to think of the long-term he wouldn't have gotten so fat in the first place.

It's rather saddening honestly, if he were to graduate from being a lolcow, he would have an amazing life set for himself. But I think that graduation will never come.
 
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Professor Cringeworth said:
He's definitely losing weight.

In that video, plus this one from his Nikocado Avocado 3 channel, he's posted newer videos where he looks visibly skinnier than the past...still fat but...
1 year ago:
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vs. 9 days ago:
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The top comment says he did a live weigh-in on TikTok and was at around 320 lbs (compared to the 400-ish he used to be)

Clearly he's still whining in his videos to bait people into thinking he actually feels shame for his degeneracy. I won't believe that he's actually entering a weight loss arc, but he's definitely aware that he got a little too far into the deathfat territory and is quietly forcing himself down to a slim SuperFat.
This, plus the fact that most of his "new" videos are just reposts of old clips, makes me think he's gearing up to disappear for a bit then have his "big comeback" at a slightly lower weight...only to let everyone down and start filming spicy noodle diarrhea mukbangs again. Would definitely help his dwindling view numbers.
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He needs to gain. People only liked him when he was fat. Nick if you’re reading this, you need to hit 600lbs and then your channel will come right back to life.
 
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Muddy Fupa Balls said:
I will say, as obnixious and insufferable his content is. He's incredibly strategic and cunning with how he's played people on the internet, has he also played himself and risked his health, sure yeah.
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His husband should have just stuck around for the fat stacks considering Nick' will most likely croak within the next 2-5 years. All Orlin had to do was maintain a safe distance from Nick's orbit in a few video's and just *exist*.

Oh well. Maybe he got some good money through the divorce settlement.
 
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Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
His husband should have just stuck around for the fat stacks considering Nick' will most likely croak within the next 2-5 years. All Orlin had to do was maintain a safe distance from Nick's orbit in a few video's and just *exist*.

Oh well. Maybe he got some good money through the divorce settlement.
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When did they divorce?
 
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Muddy Fupa Balls said:
I will say, as obnixious and insufferable his content is. He's incredibly strategic and cunning with how he's played people on the internet, has he also played himself and risked his health, sure yeah. But we don't see much of his life, house, etc.. (though we saw his hole, disgusting cock) but I imagine he's made a shit ton of money, all his videos on his main reach well over a million views and whether it's a like or dislike he's still getting paid, that plus his second channel, other social medias.

If you're gonna be a deathfat, do it right like him and at least make bank. Looking at you Chantal..
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I watched one of his vids where he visited the heart attack grill. He said he avoids sugar and thus doesn't have diabetes. He definitely panders to feederfags so i doubt he would lose weight. But he could definitely do it if he found a way to monetize it. I guess it does depend how smart he was with his money.
 
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