Idk. Maybe because they at least hide his Fred Flintstone feet, I still don't find his wearing dad-socks during sex quite as stomach-churning as the sight of him with his panties dragged down to reveal a small dead geoduck and mummified scrotum.
And with the wet, flubbery farts falling out his arse while he's seated at table.... If he's not wiping with a sponge on a stick, we know there's skidmarks in those panties.
Imagine being a lobster, happily roaming the ocean depths, feeling content with life because you’ve managed to evade predators for 67 years—then suddenly you’re trapped, trawled up, and boiled alive only to end up on the plate of a fat theatrical bib-wearing faggot who barely eats you as he picks you apart and cries because your meat has “stringy bits”. RIP lobster
(Nik says the lobster cost $1000 dollars, I have no idea how correct that is but I’m dubious because he also says the lobster is 147 years old, 7 years older than the oldest lobster ever recorded)
At the risk of sounding like a pretentious wanker, I believe in treating food that was once swimming, running or flying with respect before and when you consume it.
I seriously couldn't and won't watch his video, as I can only imagine how that awesome specimen was fag-handled by him.
What's up with Nick larping as a shitty boyfriend? I know he practically lives off drama at this point but, doesn't he have any way other than pretending that he's a homewrecking slut to get his drama fix?
What's up with Nick larping as a shitty boyfriend? I know he practically lives off drama at this point but, doesn't he have any way other than pretending that he's a homewrecking slut to get his drama fix?
Well he’s just uploaded a video of him on insta crying about how hard his life if; I’m still not sure how to download insta vids to post on here so all I have is a screenshot
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Well he’s just uploaded a video of him on insta crying about how hard his life if; I’m still not sure how to download insta vids to post on here so all I have is a screenshot
Another old friend of Nikocado Avocado's weighs in.
Brianna Jackson was another high carb raw/RT4 devotee, who at that time went by her vegan scene name Brianna Jackfruitson. She once spent 3 months traveling with Niko including stays in Bali and Thailand, and a fan meetup in London. As of 2020, Brianna took 2 years off of youtube and is no longer vegan.
January 1 2017: Brianna posts a video responding to Niko's "I DONT WANT TO BE VEGAN ANYMORE"
January 7 2020: Brianna posts the video Why I'm not longer VEGAN and gets many comments referencing her response to Niko from 2017, calling her a hypocrite.
Brianna states that she was not friends with Niko anymore by the time of the 1/2017 response video, though she chose to not mention this at the time. "Yes I did hate him at the time. Do I hate him now? No. But will I forgive him for what he did to me? No. And will I apologize to him? Hell fucking no."
14:00 - 17:00
Recordings of an old voice message from Niko, she admits these are out of context and she won't be telling us the full story of everything about what Niko did to her
"You don't realize how you come across to people. You look like a miserable wet dog, even Ellie said she's always asking you. And you have disgusting scowl on your face all the time when we go into retaurants. Look, Brianna, if you're antisocial... And you're so fucking out of it sometimes. You don't even see the camera in the kitchen, recording me, asking you questions, you didn't see any of it."
"I have dozens of video of you treating me like shit, ignoring me, giving me smart-ass responses. ...The combo of me asking why you lied about the collab video, the parts of the mukbangs where you acted like negative bump on a log, I have all of it. You acted like an entitled brat."
"So, I have the screenshots, I have Ellie's phone call recorded. ...You have made both of us uncomfortable."
...and they eat this crap, and their digestive systems are surely rotten, and then they pork each other's assholes. I just cannot handle how disgusting they are, on every last level.
RIP lobster
