Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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Fucking hell, this is the most insane featured content headline I've seen in a while. Lmfao.
 
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soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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What in tardation
 
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This is a real-life episode of CSI.

Murder happens. Detectives find some weird subculture. The hard boiled detectives get weirded out by the two fat gay guys next door binging on food, both hyperventilating as they fan themselves with limp wrists. Lead detective makes clever remark and roll to next scene…
 
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Ponzo said:
Nikocado Avocado Fights For Ukraine


Nikocado Avocado Joins The Ukrainian Air Force

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Well considering he appears to be unbothered by the suffering of others, perhaps parachuting him behind Russian lines so he can eat all of the food for the soldiers would be an effective way of him fighting for peace.

Without their daily potato, pig fat and vodka rations, the ruskie forces will mutiny.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Lolz fatty has priorities.
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That burger isn’t going to eat itself.
Rumply4Skyn said:
This is a real-life episode of CSI.

Murder happens. Detectives find some weird subculture. Both hard boiled detectives weirded out by the two fat gay guys next door binging on food, both hyperventilating as they fan themselves with limp wrists. Lead detective makes clever remark and roll to next scene…
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It really is lol. I’m looking forward to them shamelessly copying this into an episode.
 
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AlephOne2Many said:
Legal Kiwis can anyone tell me if Nikocado would be deemed a witness for this audio of someone being assaulted? Taking into account he's oblivious as hell to the situation.
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No. But he could be asked about the timeframe for shooting this video in order to pinpoint when the attack happened.

This tape could be used as evidence (lmao at the judge/grand jury having to witness this) of the attack.
 
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soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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What in the actual fuck?! This dude hears his neighbour scream and instead of going next door to see if everything's OK or stop recording and call the police, he stuffs his ugly face with food for clicks!

Is the victim alright at least?
 
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soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
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In his defense, unless I'm missing something, it is not unlikely he didn't hear anything, especially when munching is louder in person when you do it. I think it's also possible that the audio input AGC amplified the sound beyond what is heard in person.
 
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Kuchipatchi said:
What in the actual fuck?! This dude hears his neighbour scream and instead of going next door to see if everything's OK or stop recording and call the police, he stuffs his ugly face with food for clicks!

Is the victim alright at least?
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I don’t think anyone has located any articles or news related to this yet. So we only have Nick’s version of events. He says there was a stabbing and we heard screams. So we assume he isn’t lying. But I doubt even he knows if the person died unless he saw someone brought out in a body bag.
 
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Frank D'arbo said:
imagine being so fucking fat that you can hear yourself gorging more so than the fucking woman screaming literal bloody murder.

holy fuck
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I guess on the bright side she isnt living next to him anymore.

Lord knows I wouldnt be able to stand it his voice and the ground shaking whenever he passes by my door
 
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