Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Belkin96]

This herpes situation is really kicking his ass

 

[thejackal]

So he's only dated this one dude since he was 17 and he managed to somehow get the herp? Bruh, you are doing this monogamy thing all wrong. Also this dude is like every pernicious stereotype about the Gayz personified. Way to advance your cause.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

This herpes situation is really kicking his ass

>ok psychically
>not ok mentally

uh

 

[Pikimon]

This herpes situation is really kicking his ass

The heartrate thing sounds like a lie

 

[SheeplyAnon465]

Note the convenient 10 minute length

Maybe Nik really is milking this.

Faking or just legit crazy?

Edit: Leaked nudes? Huh. Not sure what he's blabbering about. Hard to understand sometimes.

 

[CC 855]

Note the convenient 10 minute length

Maybe Nik really is jerking off this.

Faking or just legit crazy?

Edit: Leaked nudes? Huh. Not sure what he's blabbering about. Hard to understand sometimes.

Back in the day when they were broke, raw fruitarians Nik and Orlin would stream on adult-cam wesbites for $$$. I remember them talking on a livestream about how they would use mashed avocados as lube

 

[Ellana]

hooktube: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=LS71-EPSqV4

Note the convenient 10 minute length

Maybe Nik really is jerking off this.

Faking or just legit crazy?

Edit: Leaked nudes? Huh. Not sure what he's blabbering about. Hard to understand sometimes.

That is legit snot hanging from his nose

Even though he's gained x amount of weight there are plenty of shirts that can fit his chubby ass

He's seriously losing his voice

Who rages about their dying husband, ex or not, keeping all their shit? He's fucking dying and lives thousands of miles away from you.

Attacking his kiddie fanbase. Classy

Nick on drugs or unmedicated bipolar/anger issues?

10 minute+ video. I'm conflicted between poor acting or monopolizing his situation

 

[edgy username]

Note the convenient 10 minute length

Maybe Nik really is jerking off this.

Faking or just legit crazy?

Edit: Leaked nudes? Huh. Not sure what he's blabbering about. Hard to understand sometimes.

Everytime his man tits jiggle I die a little inside. And I like how he always tries to insist that he is in no way dramatic, yet he literally follows the textbook definition in fine print. I genuinely don't know if he has HPD (histrionic personality disorder). I'm no mental illness expert, but his actions exhibit several of the symptoms. (These are from a Wikipedia article, and it was actually pretty interesting to read and analyze.)

• Exhibitionist behavior

• Constant seeking of reassurance or approval

• Excessive sensitivity to criticism or disapproval

• Pride of own personality and unwillingness to change, viewing any change as a threat

• Inappropriately seductive appearance or behavior of a sexual nature

• Using somatic symptoms (of physical illness) to garner attention

• A need to be the center of attention

• Low tolerance for frustration or delayed gratification

• Rapidly shifting emotional states that may appear superficial or exaggerated to others

• Tendency to believe that relationships are more intimate than they actually are

• Making rash decisions[4]

• Blaming personal failures or disappointments on others

• Being easily influenced by others, especially those who treat them approvingly

• Being overly dramatic and emotional[6]

• Influenced by the suggestions of others[7]

 

[Long time lurker]

The heartrate thing sounds like a lie

Didn't he tell the same/similar story some time ago?

 

[edgy username]

He just posted another video of himself shoving Mickey D's down his neverending gullet, and he keeps persistently claiming that this will be his last video, which we all know is complete horseshit. I wonder if he's ever going to stop stroking his ego and realize that the victim complex he's trying to adopt doesn't do anything for him or his shitsack personality.

 

[Ellana]

He just posted another video of himself shoving Mickey D's down his neverending gullet, and he keeps persistently claiming that this will be his last video, which we all know is complete horseshit. I wonder if he's ever going to stop stroking his ego and realize that the victim complex he's trying to adopt doesn't do anything for him or his shitsack personality.

This is prerecorded video from when him and Orlin traveled together. He shows off the presents he bought for Orlin's mom.

And he's noticeably thinner

The comments are either supporting him or over his shit. There's even one against Orlin

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Nik seems to be getting some cheap cosmetic dentistry while he's on holiday.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Nik seems to be getting some cheap cosmetic dentistry while he's on holiday.
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"The dentist called me fat"

Yeah, that's the culture. Over there they don't beat around the bush with how unhealthy you are. Unlike America where we have 500lb pigs scootering around like trash and whining about "thin privilege" and "fat acceptance". In Asia they don't sugarcoat your fatness because you'd probably try to eat it.

 

[Ellana]

"The dentist called me fat"

Yeah, that's the culture. Over there they don't beat around the bush with how unhealthy you are. Unlike America where we have 500lb pigs scootering around like trash and whining about "thin privilege" and "fat acceptance". In Asia they don't sugarcoat your fatness because you'd probably try to eat it.

But a DENTIST? I've near heard of a dentist caring about weight
It's sad he was offended in the first place. Is he incapable of being a man? The male beauty gurus are more of a man than he is.
There he goes fishing for asspats to tell him how his no chin self is attractive exactly as he is

 

[introman]

But a DENTIST? I've near heard of a dentist caring about weight
It's sad he was offended in the first place. Is he incapable of being a man? The male beauty gurus are more of a man than he is.
There he goes fishing for asspats to tell him how his no chin self is attractive exactly as he is

It's not really caring, but Latino culture in general is less pretentious about ribbing people with their physical characteristics than Anglo culture. Insinuating somebody is fat is not an insult like it would be here in the states - it's more of a physical descriptor like calling somebody with brown hair, a "brunette".

 

[Belkin96]

So someone by the name of "Zach Jackson" says they're dating Orlin
And that Nickocado Avocado is one greedy son of a bitch
I don't know man
This is could be someone just bullshiting

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Back when nick was into veganisn and raw foods. Look how skinny he was!!! Lol

Oh? You want the old nick? Sorry - he can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Because he’s dead.

I also want to add, Old vegan Nick was not only skinny, but a lot saner too. What the hell happened?

 

[Dumb Sergal]

After reading the entire thread so far, I would figure he would be around or near Jack Scalfani's weight or he will just have a stroke just like him which is his body telling him to fuck off with the daily mukbang bullshit.

And he's a fucking crybaby with a side of scum for cheating on Orlin earlier on.

 

[Pikimon]

He just posted another video of himself shoving Mickey D's down his neverending gullet, and he keeps persistently claiming that this will be his last video, which we all know is complete horseshit. I wonder if he's ever going to stop stroking his ego and realize that the victim complex he's trying to adopt doesn't do anything for him or his shitsack personality.

Nigga is wearing a niqab

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Nigga is wearing a niqab

Pending troon-out in 3...2...1...allahuakbar!!!!!!