Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Dickocado Fagocado said:
Rodrigo missed a golden opportunity to get Nik out of his life for good. All he had to do was move his fat, hairy ass 3 inches south and hold position and Nik would've been toast.
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Ah but the money would dry up then, and he needs that to live in horrible old America instead of where he really wants to be; Columbia
 
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The Lychee Queen said:
I've read the entire thread and if it's been confirmed somewhere here, I missed it, but do we have any confirmation of Nik's height?
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According to these two websites (1, 2), 5'6 and this website ( 1, 2 ) 5'8, or this website 6'0. or even this one that says he's fucking 5'3.
So basically it's up in the air,
not sure if he's ever confirmed it personally.
But in my opinions how he looks , he honestly does not seem like he's beyond 6'0 but he's probably also not fucking 5'3 by how his fat distributes around his body - if he was less than 5'6 he'd probably look like a fucking orb if he really is around 300 now
 
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RemoveKebab said:
Sorry for bumping an old post.

I have seen some horrifying shit on the farms across my several user names and years on this board.

These accursed images are in my Top 5 of most horrifying nudity. I cannot express how grossed out I was with the combination of fat gay sex, a geoduck looking penis - that looks like it is turning black from the beetus, and his horrific spread asshole.

I understand what one poster felt by saying they needed to take some time to be alone and reflect. I just came back from a long walk.

I may never be the same. That asshole is a thing of nightmares. (:_(
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Oh for fuck's sake. I come back from GodBear only knows how many months of NOT following Nicado Avocado, and when I come back what do I get? Burrito cock and unshaved dirty asshole that looks completely seriously like the very Eye of Sauron in negative colour. JESUS FUCK! 🤮 🤮 🤮

WHY?? WHY would anyone show that unholy, gaping hole that can't even keep itself sealed shut it's been fucked so much, and who would fuck (and in a later still I see EAT) that revolting shit-smeared hole?? HOW can you get hard for that, even if you are a faggot?? WHY would you PAY to see that??? I get it that sobbing mukbangs must not be paying ad revenue that much these days, but did it have to go from that right to disgusting gay fat slob porn?

What a thing to see while browsing the farms with morning coffee in hand.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Oh for sweet Corona Chan's sake. I come back from GodBear only knows how many months of NOT following nicado avocado, and when I come back what do I get? Burrito cock and unshaved dirty asshole that looks completely seriously like the very Eye of Sauron in negative colour. JESUS FUCK! 🤮 🤮 🤮

WHY?? WHY would anyone show that unholy, gaping hole that can't even keep itself sealed shut it's been fucked so much, and who would fuck (and in a later still I see EAT that revolting shit-smeared hole?? HOW can you get hard for that, even if you are a faggot?? WHY would you PAY to see that??? I get it that sobbing mukbangs must not be paying ad revenue that much these days, but did it have to go from that right to disgusting gay fat slob porn?

What a thing to see while browsing the farms with morning coffee in hand.
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Welcome back, enjoy the nightmare fuel
 
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Can someone here just take one for the team and sign up for his account? We all want to, kind of, but the shame and horror stakes are too high. However, someone must do this. For all of us. For the Farms. For a reminder of what the opposite of dignity and attractiveness are. For the betterment of, really, humanity.

...will I do it? FUCK no.
 
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