Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.


I've seen gay sex. I've seen horrible sex. And I've heard horrible sex. This is the most horrible sounding gay sex of all time.

And then burning half the video runtime waiting for Orlin to deliver the money shot just makes it that much horrible and shitty. I honestly don't think i've seen gay sex so unpleasant before. There was just no excuse for those feculent, flatulent sounds to come out of Nico's mouth. (Or possibly Orlin's asshole, who can tell when they're joined like that.)

also


Just go to 7:30 for lolz.
Dirty Sanchez can't help smiling and blowing the whole gig. It's so obviously faked it's like watching a brand new pro wrestler trying to cut a promo on his opponent.
 
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Not only is Orlin a bad actor and a disgusting eater, but he's also SO fucking boring to watch. At least Nick has subjects to talk about, instead of just sitting there chewing and moping. Watching this newest video almost makes me want to call Nick 'entertaining'.

Oh man his “shouting” at Nik when he’s “mad” is so bad, he doesn’t sound like he even knows what English is half the time
 
Dirty Sanchez can't help smiling and blowing the whole gig. It's so obviously faked it's like watching a brand new pro wrestler trying to cut a promo on his opponent.

Part of me still wants to believe these two morons are actual geniuses, trolling the entire planet with their made up stories on YouTube. Once the camera is off, they live a very happy and normal life, all while laughing all the way to the bank. But would they be so involved in this charade that they would be willing to double their weight and jeopardise their health for money?

Also, it doesn't explain the OnlyFan. Eww.
 
Soap cutting videos are a big help too

I prefer metal melting/home casting ASMR vids myself. Every one of us autists in denial needs our anti-stimulation, especially after witnessing scenes like this so gawdawful that the Devil himself might come up from hell to sub their Onlyfans and watch.
 
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The only lube they use is fucking SALIVA?? No wonder Nico's asshole looks like a blown-out O-ring! And no wonder he looks so uncomfortable taking it in the ass when LONG ago it should have reached the point of pain-free and pleasureable instead.

Fucking idiots don't even know how to fag properly!

I couldn't agree more that this is the least sexy sex-scene i've seen short of those disgusting ones where the guy is punching and slapping the shit out of the girl while getting a BJ and fucking her. (supposedly consentual.)
 
It's been a while I haven't checked on Nick and... good God.

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It's like 20 years have passed between these 2 mukbangs. They went from a cute gay couple in their early 20's to two retired fat porn actors in their mid 40's... all within 3 years.

This shocks me more than their OnlyFans pictures and videos. (but not by much cuz ewww)
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the fatter orlin gets the more he looks like the stereotype illegal day labourer
 
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