Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Ascendancy0]

https://youtu.be/24c9NQb78Js

Nick breaks up with Orlin for the 2345th time

 

[Pepper Jack]

Jesus fucking christ. My eyes, my poor eyes. I'm going to fucking puke. That asshole is fucking nasty.

Just so you know that picture of his asshole will randomly haunt your memories for a long time. I'm sorry, but welcome to the club. You are among friends.

 

[The Un-Clit]

He shit himself during a recent video and showed the viewers his skidmark left on his chair.

His asshole is completely blown out in his 30's. He won't be regretting that for the rest of his life or anything.


He really should. But shitting yourself is better for the views.

I really, REALLY doubt he eats without pants or underwear, and that's the only way he would be able to leave a giant shitsmear on his chair.

Shit was faked. (literally)

 

[Situbu]

Anus - Turned me straight
"Burrito" penis - Turned me anorexic
Boyfriend - Turned me transphilic. (oooh dem tiddys.)

I think the Troon-out timer needs to be started on both of them. It won't be long.

You should see the sex videos. Seeing them is one thing, watching and listening is another.

How much worse can my day get? Where can I find this disturbing material without encouraging these ham beasts financially?

 

[johnjohn99]

We need our best turbo autist coprophiliac Kiwis to analyse the two shits he showed on video. I'm not convinced they're real but I don't doubt it happens in his everyday life. His Eye of Sauron asshole is so loose you could comfortably shove a 2 litre Coke bottle.

where is nick bates when ya need him

 

[Haesindang Park]

His Eye of Sauron asshole is so loose you could comfortably shove a 2 litre Coke bottle.

No wonder why he not only farts loud like a Honda Civic Type R exhaust pipe, his asshole is big as one too.

 

[Situbu]

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Porky Papi's eyes are red & vacant; they scream of torment / the huge amount of weed needed to make Nick tolerable.

I've changed my mind on the troon-out. I think Orlin may turn spree killer before becomming An Hero.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Porky Papi's eyes are red & vacant; they scream of torment / the huge amount of weed needed to make Nick tolerable.

I've changed my mind on the troon-out. I think Orlin may turn spree killer before becomming An Hero.

Was Orlin a normie and off the internet before shacking up with Nick, or did he have his own sperg shit going on? I want to feel bad for him, but at the same time he might just be in on all this bullshit.

But imagine everyone you know being able to see how degenerate your lifestyle is and thinking your husbando is a psychotic douche who needs to wear diapers. Even if it's fake, you know his entire family and hometown are laughing their asses off at these two. That can't feel good. Definitely fuel to be an hero.

 

[Eris!]

I really, REALLY doubt he eats without pants or underwear

Dude I don't

 

[GinnyPotter]

Here's the thing about Nick: He is not dumb. Not by a long shot. In his lucid moments, when he isn't putting on some burlesqued airs of mukbang lunacy, he is actually a bright and somewhat quick-witted young man. STAY WITH ME HERE. Watch his old videos, or even some of his more recent videos where he is talking about things that are not about his own drama. He also seems self-aware, knows that what he's doing is sheer entertainment, understands that YT is a bit of a game, and plays a character for views and lulz.

What happened? He can't be making so much YT coin that he has actually lost his marbles, can he? Anyone know what the guy might rake in on a monthly basis? As for the porn...eh, that's just deviant gay shit. Gay men can lose themselves to their most heinous sexual impulses and urges because they're with other men and can therefore entertain them--women generally won't go into the same depths of sexual depravity or taboo "fantasy." But this extremely finite YT silliness, compromising of reputation, and sacrificing of physical health for the sake of dumb-ass views? Can it really happen to anyone?

This is absolutely true.

He saw what Trisha Paytas was doing a few years ago and contacted her and they talked. She taught him this fake YouTube drama stuff and he's been playing the same game as her ever since.

I don't think he's unintelligent or mentally ill. He just sold his soul to YouTube and now has to play ball until he strikes out or takes himself outta the game.

Was Orlin a normie and off the internet before shacking up with Nick, or did he have his own sperg shit going on? I want to feel bad for him, but at the same time he might just be in on all this bullshit.

But imagine everyone you know being able to see how degenerate your lifestyle is and thinking your husbando is a psychotic douche who needs to wear diapers. Even if it's fake, you know his entire family and hometown are laughing their asses off at these two. That can't feel good. Definitely fuel to be an hero.

There's proof several pages back that Orlin was on track to be a veterinarian. Apparently he's really intelligent and was on track to do some pretty great things but something happened, he met Nik and the rest is fake YouTube history.

edited so I wouldn't double post.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Fact and fiction are starting to blur with these two. Because, yeah, that look in Orlin's eyes is downright disturbing.

 

[Situbu]

The mukbang phenomenon does seem to fetishise gluttony. Nick states that it's a massive turn on to "you all" to see his fat burrito -there's plenty of food/feeding/fat fetishism here so I have to agree with @Erischan in that there will be naked eating & possibly heinous acts involving foodstuffs.

Insert picture of naked Nick wallowing in a tub of spaghettios as Orlin's soul dies in the background.

 

[Perspicacity]

I have to give it to Nick, the possibility that anything in these videos in even plausible to viewers of these videos speaks volumes. Whatever the fuck this is, I'm embarrassed to say that I was engaged enough to watch a bunch of them all the way through.

 

[Slimy Time]

Anus - Turned me straight
"Burrito" penis - Turned me anorexic
Boyfriend - Turned me transphilic. (oooh dem tiddys.)

I think the Troon-out timer needs to be started on both of them. It won't be long.



How much worse can my day get? Where can I find this disturbing material without encouraging these ham beasts financially?

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This is, you'll be glad to hear, the penultimate video I have to post.

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Enjoy his vomit inducing porn...try not to kill yourself afterwards.

 

[leadhanded]

Welp, right at the end we have more 'poop'. Timestamped for your pleasure.

He fake cries about being 'so loose back there that the door doesn't shut'

Oh, that reminds me of an old video from our favorite resident groomer.

Spoiler: it's very topical to nick's life

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

I still can't stop laughing at this shit.
All of these burrito dick comments, ridiculous porn videos, split asshole reactions from everyone and these ridiculous faggoty mukbang thumbnails have my sides splitting a thousand times continuously.

Orlin's face with those bloodshot eyes sent me falling to the floor.

 

[Luggers]

I still can't stop laughing at this shit.
All of these burrito dick comments, ridiculous porn videos, split asshole reactions from everyone and these ridiculous faggoty mukbang thumbnails have my sides splitting a thousand times continuously.

Orlin's face with those bloodshot eyes sent me falling to the floor.

it is honestly some kind of magical disgusting chimera. I would have never thought clickbait drama milking youtube videos could be combined with vile ass leaking feeding fetishism yet here we are

 

[Poplio666]

So while he is doing this whole "divorce" schtick, what is he doing on his onlyfans? Jerking it alone? Is Orlin still in them?

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Enjoy his vomit inducing porn...try not to kill yourself afterwards.

I only clicked on the "penultimate video" because if it came with that high of a recommendation then, hey, why not right? Must be gold, you know?

Instead I get some fat, ugly spic sucking what appears to be ALL of the shit out of neekokaaado's asshole. Considering how long it goes on for, I guess its safe to ASSume where all that greasy, 20k calorie MOOKBONG ended up.

 

[Blacknight]

Oh, that reminds me of an old video from our favorite resident groomer.

Spoiler: it's very topical to nick's life

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because youtube is where the poop is

I only clicked on the "penultimate video" because if it came with that high of a recommendation then, hey, why not right? Must be gold, you know?

Instead I get some fat, ugly spic sucking what appears to be ALL of the shit out of neekokaaado's asshole. Considering how long it goes on for, I guess its safe to ASSume where all that greasy, 20k calorie MOOKBONG ended up.

wait orlin ate his ass?