Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

Uhh.. is 'Jasper' blind or something because there's no way in hell Nik's body is fitting into this shit unless he's okay with him looking like a busted can of biscuits.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

If any of you gorls check the Chantal thread or Amberlynn Reid threads you will have seen me and someone else post about the gorls and ambers ex being posted in the “fit to fat” subreddit on Reddit, but the same user who posted those also posted Nikocado and Orlin. User “totpot” has a thing for deathfats.
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Tbh they both look just as gross in the before picture

 

[draculasestateagent]

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So fatass released another video of him with "Jasper" in which he mentions "Jasper's pecs." If you look, it's obviously Orlin's bitch tits sticking through that thin workout windbreaker of Nick's.

I did like the addition of him saying Jasper bought him a "casket" (which is really one of those footlocker rubbermaid things people use for storage), I'm all for stuffing his bloated carcass in one of those and calling a junk hauler to take it away the day his over-sized clogged heart finally blows.

The part where he smeared white sauce on his face and started moaning “ohh jasper yes!!” legit terrified me.

 

[escándalo]

Yeah he really is ugly in both so tbh even if he gets to 120lbs he is still ugly its a weird fucked up nothing ventured nothing gained type of deal situation.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I think if he lost fat and actually worked to build some decent muscle, he might become passable. Not great or even particularly good looking, but passable. I think part of his unattractiveness when he was slim was because he was so scrawny.

 

[Papaya23]

Not sure if this passes the A-Log threshold, but I think the extra weight suits him because it's a better match for his stupid personality. Like he's always been childish and gluttonous and loud, and now the exterior finally matches the interior.

 

[soft kitty]

Look at the rules for registering? I'm a proud diaperino. Kicked back and watched some DeadwingDork and filled my pamps like a good cub. Just thought I'd lend my two cents.

Lmfao

 

[draculasestateagent]

Another dumbass “Orlin in a panda hat” video. Every thumbnail “Jasper” changes in appearance, the other day Nik blurred a photo of Ellen onto his thumbnail and today it looks like someone else. The photoshopped hair is gone after I mentioned it though.

 

[Teeter]

Another one where he shits himself this time with "Jasper" {Orlin}

nothing of value {like any of his videos, really}, save your time.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Another video, Nik begins the video looking like an absolute mess

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

Another video, Nik begins the video looking like an absolute mess

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supposedly orl--jasper will talk in the vid tomorrow

 

[Pope of Trash]

So he's basically just pretending to have a new boyfriend when it's just Orlin? Is this tinfoil or confirmed?

I just watched the 4 hour TRO video on him and Jesus christ my brain has melted.

 

[Local Fed]

I just watched the 4 hour TRO video on him and Jesus christ my brain has melted.

Nik would eat that if you poured some cheese on it.

 

[draculasestateagent]

supposedly orl--jasper will talk in the vid tomorrow

I bet he’s gonna do some weird voice over thing or get something that changes your voice as you speak - IF he doesn’t do a “WHY JASPER CANT TALK | SPICY NOODLE MUKBANG”

 

[0 0]

Not watched this past a minute or so yet but I’m pretty sure he shit the bed again and he’s going to show it on camera.

I tried to show the last 30 seconds of this to friends, where he fakes taking a massive dump on his chair and shows it to the camera. Interestingly, he used Youtube's built-in clip editor to cut the video early.

 

[DX10]

His skin's gotten slightly yellower since the start of COVID.

 

[Cockyxx]

So he's basically just pretending to have a new boyfriend when it's just Orlin? Is this tinfoil or confirmed?

I just watched the 4 hour TRO video on him and Jesus christ my brain has melted.

Was not confirmed but on his original Nikocado Avocado channel, he uploaded a video 5 days ago where him and Orlin are "back together" and they want to make the relationship work. Don't know how old either of the videos really is but I think the chance of Orlin putting a panda head on is higher than Nik getting a new boyfriend.

 

[Papaya23]

I bet he’s gonna do some weird voice over thing or get something that changes your voice as you speak - IF he doesn’t do a “WHY JASPER CANT TALK | SPICY NOODLE MUKBANG”

"Sorry guys, when Jasper fell off the roof in his tractor he fell into the den of Ursula the sea witch, to whom he sold his voice in exchange for a bigger, blacker dick"

Edit: I wonder how Orlin feels having to sit there and pretend to be someone Nick's attracted to.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Was not confirmed but on his original Nikocado Avocado channel, he uploaded a video 5 days ago where him and Orlin are "back together" and they want to make the relationship work. Don't know how old either of the videos really is but I think the chance of Orlin putting a panda head on is higher than Nik getting a new boyfriend.

He said recently that it was an old video because Orlin had a moustache and his hair was shorter ??? He acted like we were meant to know this shit

 

[Beluga]

I'm kind of disappointed he didn't stick much longer with the "I'm pregnant" story line, as daft and idiotic as it was it would have been more fun than having a silent, panda-mask-wearing Orlin sitting next to him as Nick abuses his body as usual.