Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Gorgabesch the Unholy]

This dude was vegan and ate vegetables on a daily basis before YouTube fame. Anyone who's seen his old days of violin playing, wholesome content and skinny days would know this. Now it's just meat, cheese, and high levels of sodium straight from the mines. It's no wonder he's got edema. If he does, it means his heart's failing him, as well as the excess sodium.

I'm going to confess: I used to enjoy watching Nickocado in the days of violin covers and Noodle the bird. I wasn't watching him long enough during his vegan days but rather when he was just coming out of it. I remember the videos of children and their parents cooking his recipes and doing his challenges. Nick did have some wholesome content at some point, then again I never guessed what kind of individual he truly was. At least Nick now is embracing what a sad sack of shit he is.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I'm going to confess: I used to enjoy watching Nickocado in the days of violin covers and Noodle the bird. I wasn't watching him long enough during his vegan days but rather when he was just coming out of it. I remember the videos of children and their parents cooking his recipes and doing his challenges. Nick did have some wholesome content at some point, then again I never guessed what kind of individual he truly was. At least Nick now is embracing what a sad sack of shit he is.

He's actually pretty damn good at the violin, when he's not attention whoring and getting """""abused""""" by Orlin.

Wow. And yet, the need for internet clout and attention fucked him up hard.

 

[[Redacted]-san]

Nikocado basically screwed himself over and have only himself to blame for ruining his own life.

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

Nikocado basically screwed himself over and have only himself to blame for ruining his own life.

no way, he probably loves his life. he gets a healthy amount of money from every video, eats whatever shit he wants every day, gets to grind fupas with his boyfriend whenever he wants, and gets to feel like a real life actor whenever people buy into his drama posts or denying he's fat shtick. it's a horrifically unhealthy life, but i think he wouldn't ask for anything more.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

He's actually pretty damn good at the violin, when he's not attention whoring and getting """""abused""""" by Orlin.

Wow. And yet, the need for internet clout and attention fucked him up hard.

Holy shit, its depressing how he went from talented violinist to the fat rage filled drama queen he is today.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

How is it even possible to gain 35 pounds in 4 months? A little over 2 pounds a week?? Fuuuuck.

there is approximately 3000 calories in 1lb of adipose tissue. Since digestion and whatnot remove some of those calories, that just means to gain one pound you'll need to eat 3000 cal MORE than what you burn. The average male requires 2500 cal a day (more if you're an athlete or work a labor-intensive job, less if you are sedentary and don't exercise). So to gain one pound a day over a week, you'd need to eat on average 5500 cal/day = 38500 cal/week.

both figures border on the caloric REQUIREMENTS of special forces and Ranger units, and they still get far less than that while in training and on patrol.

 

[heatboss]

yeah, that kinda tends to happen when you're obese

 

[BickerLiquor]

there is approximately 3000 calories in 1lb of adipose tissue. Since digestion and whatnot remove some of those calories, that just means to gain one pound you'll need to eat 3000 cal MORE than what you burn. The average male requires 2500 cal a day (more if you're an athlete or work a labor-intensive job, less if you are sedentary and don't exercise). So to gain one pound a day over a week, you'd need to eat on average 5500 cal/day = 38500 cal/week.

both figures border on the caloric REQUIREMENTS of special forces and Ranger units, and they still get far less than that while in training and on patrol.

There have been videos where people count the calories of Mukbangers meals. In one of these videos Nick's meal for a video came out to around 8,000-10,000 calories. Given his food is deprived primarily of fast food in copious amounts and ungodly amounts of processed cheese drip, these numbers don't surprise me.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

There have been videos where people count the calories of Mukbangers meals. In one of these videos Nick's meal for a video came out to around 8,000-10,000 calories. Given his food is deprived primarily of fast food in copious amounts and ungodly amounts of processed cheese drip, these numbers don't surprise me.

And the fact that it's mostly simple carbs coupled with more fat than a blue whale. That is the textbook perfect storm for diabetes.

Assuming we're generously saying that's his only meal of the day, that's already up to twice what's needed to gain 1 lb assuming 100% efficient digestion.

Then again, having all of it be simple carbs and fat makes more of it absorbable.

 

[escándalo]

Spoiler: The issues with Nick

Nick is incredibly problematic not only for the "community" he is in but for Youtube as a platform.

So in the latest Noodle video he gets called out by someone on instagram that he follows children and he shows no cognition that that could fuck not only him but the platform over. The user says outright "Do you find it wrong that you follow children knowing what you post." His instagram and twitter are fucking disgusting, like really and on both platforms he shills out his onlyfans constantly.

Now his viewers are mostly children, you can tell by how he exploded in subs and how he acts, he is clearly aiming at children and you can tell my his likes and dislikes the people liking his content are kids and fetishists. The problem with Nick is he operates on a system where Advertisers are dubious of Youtube and Nick is a small fry but if people started to notice there will be a lot of blowback.

Because he knows his audience is largely children it falls under COPPA in which the user has to behave accordingly. Now I for one do not believe in such legislation but because Youtubers especially fucking love pushing boundaries on a public platform and the damaging effect stuff like mass exposure to pornography and fetish damages young people in development. There is no connection with violence but there is with those.

Personally in terms of Nick and his sexuality as someone in that community his behaviour is fucking gross. Domestic abuse / emotional abuse already massively goes unfollowed in the UK and the US, men and women both respectively. These communities are already under flak for their riske nature when there are just ordinary gay people just living life. Not much reform needs to be made but socially it is still not accepted and lambasted but that is somewhat rare.

His content as of late has been utterly turgid and I can see him starting to delete things as he is saying very "problematic" things.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Spoiler: The issues with Nick

Nick is incredibly problematic not only for the "community" he is in but for Youtube as a platform.

So in the latest Noodle video he gets called out by someone on instagram that he follows children and he shows no cognition that that could fuck not only him but the platform over. The user says outright "Do you find it wrong that you follow children knowing what you post." His instagram and twitter are fucking disgusting, like really and on both platforms he shills out his onlyfans constantly.

Now his viewers are mostly children, you can tell by how he exploded in subs and how he acts, he is clearly aiming at children and you can tell my his likes and dislikes the people liking his content are kids and fetishists. The problem with Nick is he operates on a system where Advertisers are dubious of Youtube and Nick is a small fry but if people started to notice there will be a lot of blowback.

Because he knows his audience is largely children it falls under COPPA in which the user has to behave accordingly. Now I for one do not believe in such legislation but because Youtubers especially fucking love pushing boundaries on a public platform and the damaging effect stuff like mass exposure to pornography and fetish damages young people in development. There is no connection with violence but there is with those.

Personally in terms of Nick and his sexuality as someone in that community his behaviour is fucking gross. Domestic abuse / emotional abuse already massively goes unfollowed in the UK and the US, men and women both respectively. These communities are already under flak for their riske nature when there are just ordinary gay people just living life. Not much reform needs to be made but socially it is still not accepted and lambasted but that is somewhat rare.

His content as of late has been utterly turgid and I can see him starting to delete things as he is saying very "problematic" things.

he won’t delete anything unless specifically told to by the platform he’s on (instagram, twitter or youtube). he doesn’t give a fuck about his audience and will continue to do what makes him the most money and get the most attention. this is a man who frequently talks about sex, poop, farts and other youtubers to stir up controversy and stay relevant. he shaved his own hair and stuck it to his face with egg yolk, he ate a mouldy honeycomb that was crawling in live bees and he’s funnel fed a 450lb woman on camera - believe me when i say he doesn’t give a fuck and if his content is inappropriate for kids and causes adults to sperg about it then all the better because he gets more attention.

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

Spoiler: The issues with Nick

Nick is incredibly problematic not only for the "community" he is in but for Youtube as a platform.

So in the latest Noodle video he gets called out by someone on instagram that he follows children and he shows no cognition that that could fuck not only him but the platform over. The user says outright "Do you find it wrong that you follow children knowing what you post." His instagram and twitter are fucking disgusting, like really and on both platforms he shills out his onlyfans constantly.

Now his viewers are mostly children, you can tell by how he exploded in subs and how he acts, he is clearly aiming at children and you can tell my his likes and dislikes the people liking his content are kids and fetishists. The problem with Nick is he operates on a system where Advertisers are dubious of Youtube and Nick is a small fry but if people started to notice there will be a lot of blowback.

Because he knows his audience is largely children it falls under COPPA in which the user has to behave accordingly. Now I for one do not believe in such legislation but because Youtubers especially fucking love pushing boundaries on a public platform and the damaging effect stuff like mass exposure to pornography and fetish damages young people in development. There is no connection with violence but there is with those.

Personally in terms of Nick and his sexuality as someone in that community his behaviour is fucking gross. Domestic abuse / emotional abuse already massively goes unfollowed in the UK and the US, men and women both respectively. These communities are already under flak for their riske nature when there are just ordinary gay people just living life. Not much reform needs to be made but socially it is still not accepted and lambasted but that is somewhat rare.

His content as of late has been utterly turgid and I can see him starting to delete things as he is saying very "problematic" things.

there's a difference between content for kids and content kids happen to watch, ultimately. people on youtube who fall into the latter category can get away with a lot of shit people in the former category cannot, and nikocado is very firmly in the latter category

 

[heatboss]

From Out of Context Nickocado

 

[Cock wombler]

He looks like a swollen bloated mess ( more than normal) in his latest video. How much sodium causes this?!?!
I hope he leaves his body to science.

 

[Dickocado Fagocado]

From Out of Context Nickocado
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That must be old. He was skinny back then.

 

[heatboss]

Karen avocado?

 

[RanchRanchLover]

I hope he leaves his body to science.

Actually bodies of the obese can't be used for science like anatomy lessons etc because it doesn't give a good example of the human anatomy since everythings surrounded by too much fat. So when fat people try to donate their bodies they're refused.

 

[le fishe]

Actually bodies of the obese can't be used for science like anatomy lessons etc because it doesn't give a good example of the human anatomy since everythings surrounded by too much fat. So when fat people try to donate their bodies they're refused.

can't you make wax and other products out of human fat? sounds like a better purpose.

 

[Absolutego]

Actually bodies of the obese can't be used for science like anatomy lessons etc because it doesn't give a good example of the human anatomy since everythings surrounded by too much fat. So when fat people try to donate their bodies they're refused.

Strange, because I would think experience with maneuvering around excess fat and how it impacts internal organ structure would be of growing importance, at least to surgeons. Though there are a lot of non-surgery applications related to donating a body to science.

 

[RanchRanchLover]

Strange, because I would think experience with maneuvering around excess fat and how it impacts internal organ structure would be of growing importance, at least to surgeons. Though there are a lot of non-surgery applications related to donating a body to science.

I'd say if you're looking into specifically obesity on the human body/organs etc then yeah they'd need a fatty. But for cadaver lessons its a no-go. Normal weights only.
I'd like to look into the necrobiome of an obese person. Just full of shit