Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Who the fuck is coming to this abominable snowman for advice? Foodie Beauty? And another thing.... if anyone else is a member of his Patreon yet lurks here.. don't be afraid to post some of his content. Don't let his bullshit 'You will be sued' disclaimer scare you. It's fair use. There's over 700 people currently subscribed to him.
 
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In his latest video he literally coats everything in absurd amounts of cheese. A slice of cheese away from a heart attack, I'm sure.
It's so hard to listen to him lately. He keeps moaning instead of talking (which made him at least interesting to listen to).
Now he's just turning into HungryFatChick.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
 
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So I just had a “second thanksgiving” with my whole family and uh

I got bored so I came back to this thread and when i saw nikocado I think I became gay as fuck because I thought about how the fuck is his asshole so stretched out

My first answer was fisting, and I imagined that in my head

I later was sick to my stomach, don’t think of that
 
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He goes on a hissy fit because there were three missing hamburgers in his food bag. If it isn't much of a surprising shitshow already (which obviously isn't), literally a minute and a half later he starts CRYING saying he feels unloved.

Just daily Nikocado things.


Anyways, is this the first time he cries mainly because of a "mistake" in his food?
 
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Deodorant avoider said:
He goes on a hissy fit because there were three missing hamburgers in his food bag. If it isn't much of a surprising shitshow already (which obviously isn't), literally a minute and a half later he starts CRYING saying he feels unloved.

Just daily Nikocado things.


Anyways, is this the first time he cries mainly because of a "mistake" in his food?
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eh I’m about to go to a buffet lol

Also, no, I remember one video where he complained about not getting a girl toy in his happy meal, i think it’s one of the one pound weight loss videos
 
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Who the fuck is coming to this abominable snowman for advice? Foodie Beauty? And another thing.... if anyone else is a member of his Patreon yet lurks here.. don't be afraid to post some of his content. Don't let his bullshit 'You will be sued' disclaimer scare you. It's fair use. There's over 700 people currently subscribed to him.
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The abominable snowman doesnot have a poop issue.
 
Hey! It’s his NEWEST video.

here he talks about how he doesn’t acknowledges that his mental health was SUPER poor and that he is not excited for this new chapter in his life! While gaining about 1-2 pounds from calorie intake alone, and then another few from sodium and shit.

P.S: he says skip to the 30 minute mark where he talks non stop
 
Sigh, it’s me again, buckos


so, it’s funny how his chains of videos have played out, but I think there’s something special about this one.

he has a breakdown! precious.

3:03 it cuts to a promo when it’s reaching the climax
4:20 the answer to that is “Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries”
6:06 denial
8:28 blows into the tissue like a trumpet
9:42 everything he lost due to weight gain, and instead of kids, he has AIDS
10:45 “waaaaa! random passerbys don’t care about me! not even the weird kid is staring at me through the car!”
12:03 the acceptance stage of the 5 stages of grief, where he accepts his lolcow status
13:12 YELLOW ASS TEETH TF
13:57 he’s not saying he’s skinny, is he a bizarro?
14:17 “AND THREE FRENCH FRIES!”
 
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TelegraphicReality said:
Sigh, it’s me again, buckos


so, it’s funny how his chains of videos have played out, but I think there’s something special about this one.

he has a breakdown! precious.

3:03 it cuts to a promo when it’s reaching the climax
4:20 the answer to that is “Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries”
6:06 denial
8:28 blows into the tissue like a trumpet
9:42 everything he lost due to weight gain, and instead of kids, he has AIDS
10:45 “waaaaa! random passerbys don’t care about me! not even the weird kid is staring at me through the car!”
12:03 the acceptance stage of the 5 stages of grief, where he accepts his lolcow status
13:12 YELLOW ASS TEETH TF
13:57 he’s not saying he’s skinny, is he a bizarro?
14:17 “AND THREE FRENCH FRIES!”
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We thank you for destroying your eyes for us.
 
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New video of him in a, what I assume is, hotel.

Chances he:
a) Really did get evicted so needs time to prepare his new place
b) Just in a process of moving to a new place that was planned for months
c) Is visiting HungryFatChick to go to Heart Attack Grill
d) He's running out of ideas and literally paid for a hotel for more content
 
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_justlurking said:
New video of him in a, what I assume is, hotel.

Chances he:
a) Really did get evicted so needs time to prepare his new place
b) Just in a process of moving to a new place that was planned for months
c) Is visiting HungryFatChick to go to Heart Attack Grill
d) He's running out of ideas and literally paid for a hotel for more content
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i wouldn’t put it past him to do D), before he claimed he’d left orlin and was with a hot sugar daddy who didn’t like to be filmed but someone snapped a photo of hun and orlin in the same exact place and it exposed his bullshit
 
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