Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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Monkee Game Leaks....
If true then I'm more interested than before.

Putting aside the brand itself. Let's say you really enjoy Nintendo games. If you want the best experience isn't the right move to just emulate?

Nintendo has always had underpowered systems since arguably the super nes.Outside of moral arguments on the validity of piracy why wouldn't you? Nintendo online servers are so shit they are near unplayable anyways.
I don't really care much about hardware being underpowered. Nintendo online is pretty bad though, it renders SSBU unplayable.

This doesn't touch on the arguably more problematic matter of interspecies relations.

It makes me so happy knowing one of the first things people (presumably adults) did when they started getting Switch 2 carts is sticking them in their mouth "just to see." Om nom nom.
Steam Deck retards huff the vent fumes, so it's not surprising.
 
lolwut

Why would you ever want to do that? Do they also huff the heat exhaust from laptops? PC power supplies?

This fuckin' planet, man...
It was so common that it became a meme on the Steam Deck subreddit. Someone even posted the results of asking Valve if it's safe to huff it, which resulted in the obvious answer.
 
which resulted in the obvious answer
Do I even want to know? I'll take some guesses:
  • "What the fuck? No, don't do that you fucking dipshits!"
  • "I, er, what? Why would you ever do that?"
  • "I dunno, try it and see what happens."
  • "Valve does not recommend inhaling heated air venting from the Steam Deck, as dust and other contaminants that may have built up on internal components could be loosened and exhausted through the vent at any time, resulting in a possible allergic reaction or difficulty breathing."
 
Close.

Nintendo is most-emulated with the best tech because Nintendo's games are the best or most iconic or most played or most whatever makes faggots cry.

It is just that simple. Some of Nintendo's most popular games were world-class-popular before some of Nintendo's biggest detractors were even born.

Imagine being so cucked.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VIeOULX79VAWAUW
Looking at lists of most emulated games. Most are pre PS1 era or handheld. Also we mustn't forget that zoomers are literally too retarded to emulate games like Silent Hill
 
I legit see no reason to own a Switch 2.

The steam deck won by just being what it is, a portable gaming computer with no catches and drawbacks. No bricking nonsense either.

It's weird how Steam just tends to just win by just standing there and let the competition boycott itself

With a steam deck 2 on the possible near future, just why the fuck would you need the switch 2 given how by then we will have the perfect portable emulator machine when that arrives ?
 
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I legit see no reason to own a Switch 2.

The steam deck won by just being what it is, a portable gaming computer with no catches and drawbacks. No bricking nonsense either.

It's weird how Steam just tends to just win by just standing there and let the competition boycott itself

With a steam deck 2 on the possible near future, just why the fuck would you need the switch 2 given how by then we will have the perfect portable emulator machine when that arrives ?
No Switch 2 emulation currently exists and it might be years off. Switch 1 emulators got really lucky finding that physical exploit early on in the system's life.
 
Just redeemed a digital copy of Donkey Kong Bananza I got from Amazon Japan. It cost £38 for the code vs £60+ the game costs here.

Guess will be buying all my first party games that way from now on.
 
Just redeemed a digital copy of Donkey Kong Bananza I got from Amazon Japan. It cost £38 for the code vs £60+ the game costs here.

Guess will be buying all my first party games that way from now on.
Then your console bricked for playing the wrong copy of the game.
 
Just redeemed a digital copy of Donkey Kong Bananza I got from Amazon Japan. It cost £38 for the code vs £60+ the game costs here.

Guess will be buying all my first party games that way from now on.
Hope you have a JP Switch and know Japanese.


Actually, S2 codes are JP region-locked, right? I'm not wrong here?
 
Hope you have a JP Switch and know Japanese.


Actually, S2 codes are JP region-locked, right? I'm not wrong here?
No you just need a Japaneese account to use them, it's only the Switch 2's made to be region-locked that are in Japan you'd have to worry about in terms of said region-locks.
 
JP games are locked to JP Switches/only have Japanese language support, don't they?
The original Switch is completely region free and you can link nintendo accounts that were set up in different areas (or just registering on a different regional version of the signup page) and if you got a Japanese version of a game, you're usually stuck with the Japanese language support if the game doesn't have multi-language support or you don't know how to change the language in mid-game. The normal, the non "cheap Japan-Only" versions of the Switch 2 should be the same since they don't force the arbitrary lock.


E: Here's a better idea for what you'd expect for alternate region compatibility for the non Jap cucked models
 
Putting aside the brand itself. Let's say you really enjoy Nintendo games. If you want the best experience isn't the right move to just emulate?

Nintendo has always had underpowered systems since arguably the super nes.Outside of moral arguments on the validity of piracy why wouldn't you? Nintendo online servers are so shit they are near unplayable anyways.
Please point me to the nearest Switch 2 emulator. Oh, wait, there isn't one.

Edit: To the guy above, sorry I was only talking about Switch 2s, I know regular Switches are region-free.
 
Is it in English?
It should be as it is listed under supported languages, but will update on Thursday.


Hope you have a JP Switch and know Japanese.


Actually, S2 codes are JP region-locked, right? I'm not wrong here?
Kind of, you just got to switch your account region to redeem the code, after that you can switch back to your original region and download/re download the game without ever having to do it again.

Switching regions does remove any coins and left over credit you have in your account however. So in that case you could make another account just for Japanese games.

To change account region here

Amazon site with download, just make a new amazon account and put in a random Japanese address
 
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