Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

[whatever I feel like]

I was watching an MKW gameplay video on Youtube today and it struck me how magical hitting an item box and having it pop on you looks. I bet it feels just like doing a line of cocaine. God I'd love to just conk out on that road and have the item box pop on me again and again and again.

 

[Big Fat Guy]

Just played the Pragmata demo. I really enjoyed it and plan to get it.

 

[NeonFlux]

so how's the switch 2 emulators coming along?

 

[broners]

so how's the switch 2 emulators coming along?

There is still no means to dump Switch 2 software, let alone emulate it. There's been no progress since launch, as far as anyone has publicly revealed.

 

[whatever I feel like]

There is still no means to dump Switch 2 software, let alone emulate it. There's been no progress since launch, as far as anyone has publicly revealed.

A mere fact like being unable to emulate Switch 2 games won't stop that one faggot from telling the whole thread that he's going to emulate Switch 2 games.

 

[Calandrino]

Ars Technica: The Switch 2 is getting a new Virtual Console (kind of) (archive)

Finally, some decent Switch 2 games that aren't Switch 1 crossgens. I dig that line "Hamster promises more obscure games". They must be worried everybody's gonna call them normies for doing Ninja Gaiden.

This isn't a storefront nor handled by Nintendo. People comparing it to the Virtual Console are embellishing a bit.

Nothing to do with Nintendo at all really.

Hamster: "So we're porting Doraemon for Famicom for the first time ever"
Nintoddlers: "That's not Mario, where's Mario? Why is Nintendo making me buy Mario World again? Okay, but this is the last time. And no more than $10! Or $20 at most. Alright, I can do $25..."

Like calm down guys nobody's even talking to you

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I own most of the games in the NSO ecosystem, so I don't play most of them. But the offerings are pretty good at this point. There are a lot of excellent games packed in there. It is probably a good value to a decent number of people, but maybe not for the types that post on gaming websites.

And I have gotten a ton of utility out of the NSO controllers. The SNES ones in particular are a mainstay on my PC for neo-retro slop.

Ex-Zodiac is amazing with a N64 controller.

 

[broners]

It's funny how the best selling Arcade Archives game for Switch is always VS. Super Mario Bros.
Hundreds of arcade games to choose from and most tendies just want to play slightly edited Super Mario Bros.

 

[Chris Konon]

Hi, new Soytendo Consoomer here.

I want to buy Smash Bros and Mario Party, but I'm not sure which versions are the best to buy. Can you recommend me which one should I go for or if I should wait for a new release?

I've asked LLM Nigger about Mario Tenis, and it recommended me buying Mario Tenis Aces one month ago, and then I've learned that there will be a new Mario Tenis game soon, so I don't trust AI about this kind of recommendations.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Hi, new Soytendo Consoomer here.

I want to buy Smash Bros and Mario Party, but I'm not sure which versions are the best to buy. Can you recommend me which one should I go for or if I should wait for a new release?

I've asked LLM Nigger about Mario Tenis, and it recommended me buying Mario Tenis Aces one month ago, and then I've learned that there will be a new Mario Tenis game soon, so I don't trust AI about this kind of recommendations.

There's only one Smash on Switch so get that one, Ultimate.

 

[NerdShamer]

I've asked LLM Nigger about Mario Tenis, and it recommended me buying Mario Tenis Aces one month ago, and then I've learned that there will be a new Mario Tenis game soon, so I don't trust AI about this kind of recommendations.

Aces was shit, the newer one seems like it had more content in it, but...I'm not expecting it to be groundbreaking

 

[Harman Smith]

Nintendo Classics is better than emulation at this point. You don’t need a million different roms and emulators to pay everything. All of it is very streamlined and accessible.

 

[NerdShamer]

All of it is very streamlined and accessible.

Up until Nintendo pulls the plug on it in a decade or so

 

[whatever I feel like]

Roms are fucking free and give you ten times the selection.

 

[analrapist]

Nintendo Classics is better than emulation at this point.

My nigger, you're gonna shit yourself when you find out how "Nintendo Classics" actually works.

 

[Harman Smith]

Up until Nintendo pulls the plug on it in a decade or so

It's been almost decade since the service debuted.

 

[Never Scored]

Nintendo Classics is better than emulation at this point. You don’t need a million different roms and emulators to pay everything. All of it is very streamlined and accessible.

Nintendo Classics is emulation, retard. How can it be better than itself?

 

[NerdShamer]

It's been almost decade since the service debuted.

That's because things have been shunted over the Switch 2, my dear retard. And unless Nintendo is retarded enough to run with an Switch 3, that shit will eventually end if their hypothetically new console is fundamentally different than the Switch 2

 

[starborn427614]

That's because things have been shunted over the Switch 2, my dear retard. And unless Nintendo is retarded enough to run with an Switch 3, that shit will eventually end if their hypothetically new console is fundamentally different than the Switch 2

Hopefully NSO is future-proofed because having to rebuy literally everything again from Wii to Wii U to Switch was soul destroying.

 

[NerdShamer]

Hopefully NSO is future-proofed because having to rebuy literally everything again from Wii to Wii U to Switch was soul destroying.

And they wonder why people won't stop pirating their older shit....