Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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broners said:
There is still no means to dump Switch 2 software, let alone emulate it. There's been no progress since launch, as far as anyone has publicly revealed.
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A mere fact like being unable to emulate Switch 2 games won't stop that one faggot from telling the whole thread that he's going to emulate Switch 2 games.
 
The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
Ars Technica: The Switch 2 is getting a new Virtual Console (kind of) (archive)

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Finally, some decent Switch 2 games that aren't Switch 1 crossgens. I dig that line "Hamster promises more obscure games". They must be worried everybody's gonna call them normies for doing Ninja Gaiden.

broners said:
This isn't a storefront nor handled by Nintendo. People comparing it to the Virtual Console are embellishing a bit.
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Nothing to do with Nintendo at all really.

Hamster: "So we're porting Doraemon for Famicom for the first time ever"
Nintoddlers: "That's not Mario, where's Mario? Why is Nintendo making me buy Mario World again? Okay, but this is the last time. And no more than $10! Or $20 at most. Alright, I can do $25..."

Like calm down guys nobody's even talking to you
 
I own most of the games in the NSO ecosystem, so I don't play most of them. But the offerings are pretty good at this point. There are a lot of excellent games packed in there. It is probably a good value to a decent number of people, but maybe not for the types that post on gaming websites.

And I have gotten a ton of utility out of the NSO controllers. The SNES ones in particular are a mainstay on my PC for neo-retro slop.

Ex-Zodiac is amazing with a N64 controller.

 
It's funny how the best selling Arcade Archives game for Switch is always VS. Super Mario Bros.
Hundreds of arcade games to choose from and most tendies just want to play slightly edited Super Mario Bros.
 
Hi, new Soytendo Consoomer here.

I want to buy Smash Bros and Mario Party, but I'm not sure which versions are the best to buy. Can you recommend me which one should I go for or if I should wait for a new release?

I've asked LLM Nigger about Mario Tenis, and it recommended me buying Mario Tenis Aces one month ago, and then I've learned that there will be a new Mario Tenis game soon, so I don't trust AI about this kind of recommendations.
 
Chris Konon said:
Hi, new Soytendo Consoomer here.

I want to buy Smash Bros and Mario Party, but I'm not sure which versions are the best to buy. Can you recommend me which one should I go for or if I should wait for a new release?

I've asked LLM Nigger about Mario Tenis, and it recommended me buying Mario Tenis Aces one month ago, and then I've learned that there will be a new Mario Tenis game soon, so I don't trust AI about this kind of recommendations.
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There's only one Smash on Switch so get that one, Ultimate.
 
Chris Konon said:
I've asked LLM Nigger about Mario Tenis, and it recommended me buying Mario Tenis Aces one month ago, and then I've learned that there will be a new Mario Tenis game soon, so I don't trust AI about this kind of recommendations.
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Aces was shit, the newer one seems like it had more content in it, but...I'm not expecting it to be groundbreaking
 
Nintendo Classics is better than emulation at this point. You don’t need a million different roms and emulators to pay everything. All of it is very streamlined and accessible.
 
NerdShamer said:
That's because things have been shunted over the Switch 2, my dear retard. And unless Nintendo is retarded enough to run with an Switch 3, that shit will eventually end if their hypothetically new console is fundamentally different than the Switch 2
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Hopefully NSO is future-proofed because having to rebuy literally everything again from Wii to Wii U to Switch was soul destroying.
 
There is some interesting sales data about the Switch 2 coming out of Spain…

In recent weeks in Spain, the PS5 is outselling Switch 2 by a 2:1 margin. Not only that, but Spain sales of Switch 2 are slightly lower than Switch 1 sales from a year ago!

I have to admit, I was VERY confident the Switch 2 would be successful when it launched. But I can’t deny that it is now underperforming, especially in Europe. PS5 in Europe is destroying the Switch 2 even in January.
 
starborn427614 said:
Hopefully NSO is future-proofed because having to rebuy literally everything again from Wii to Wii U to Switch was soul destroying.
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We've already moved on to a new console generation and people are still concern trolling about Nintendo Classics being 'future proofed.'

The service is here to stay, getting updated all the time, and titles are NEVER getting delisted.

This is the definitive way to play retro Nintendo games, better than any emulator because you are not required to illegally download ROMs off of the internet.
 
Harman Smith said:
We've already moved on to a new console generation and people are still concern trolling about Nintendo Classics being 'future proofed.'

The service is here to stay, getting updated all the time, and titles are NEVER getting delisted.

This is the definitive way to play retro Nintendo games, better than any emulator because you are not required to illegally download ROMs off of the internet.
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