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Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.
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THE Seeker of Darkness
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Yeah. I just pulled Halo out of my ass because the first three Halos are beloved games by millions of people. Would be a no brainer to just show off what the Switch 2 can do with the MCC.
Put Master Chief in Ultimate Deluxe/Smash Infinite/Smash Finale/Smash Endless along with Dr. Eggman, Dante, and Vergil.
Ask me about how teen girls deserve to be abducted
True & Honest Fan
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Put Master Chief in Ultimate Deluxe/Smash Infinite/Smash Finale/Smash Endless along with Dr. Eggman, Dante, and Vergil.
MC would suck imo but he deserves a spot objectively.
The dawn of a new age will finally begin.
Loudest, biggest, most nuclear-size Brap above me
True & Honest Fan
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Oh boy, new bing bing WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!
Gnuts of the Finest Silk
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Holy shit Nintendo is finally offering voice chat!
It's like it's the Xbox 360 all over again. Based Nintendo giving nostalgia for features from decades past!
Elden Ring gonna filter out SO many Nintendo kiddies.
Only the Caddest Gang will Cob
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Elden Ring gonna filter out SO many Nintendo kiddies.
Elden Ring is getting a Port ? will goddamn I guess Nintendo is in it to compete again when it comes to third party support
Ohhhhh smart move Nintendo on bring F-Zeo GX back as a Nintendo Classic. Gonna be able to sell multiple copies of Switch 2 after they get snapped in half/thrown threw the wall.
"Oh, is this thing on?"
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Nintendo fucked up the stream, peak alog energy to their fans
NINTENDO GOT A BLOODBORNE SEQUEL ONLY ON THE SWITCH? (or at least looks like a Bloodborne sequel)?
You done fuck up Sony.
Only the Caddest Gang will Cob
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NINTENDO GOT A BLOODBORNE SEQUEL ONLY ON THE SWITCH? (or at least looks like a Bloodborne sequel)?
You done fuck up Sony.
well, looks like Nintendo aint playing around anymore, if I was Sony and MS id be shitting my pants right now
Loudest, biggest, most nuclear-size Brap above me
True & Honest Fan
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Download Play bros, we are so fvcking BACK
The DK game looks really fun.
Made With 100% Pure Autism
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I’m really starting to get fromsoft fatigue. Maybe it’ll be good but if it’s as autistic as SotET, I don’t want it. (Has a cool aesthetic though)
Edit:
It’s multiplayer. PASS.
pay me austin
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450 USD/469 EUR/400 GBP msrp to play cripple basketball and the opportunity to pay for upgrade patches to switch 1 games.
you can buy a steam deck at the same price, lmao. we all know nintenchildren will eat this shit up though
Made With 100% Pure Autism
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450 USD/469 EUR/400 GBP msrp to play cripple basketball and the opportunity to pay for upgrade patches to switch 1 games.
you can buy a steam deck at the same price, lmao. we all know nintenchildren will eat this shit up though
Pretty good console to resell though.
In Clown World, the only god is the one who Honks.
True & Honest Fan
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They better be doing nothing but working on Boss AI then...Eldin Ring showed that Souls Boss AI can't handle more than one target.
Heheheheheheh I'm evil
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I’m really starting to get fromsoft fatigue. Maybe it’ll be good but if it’s as autistic as SotET, I don’t want it. (Has a cool aesthetic though)
Edit:
It’s multiplayer. PASS.
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For a company that sucks at making multiplayer games they sure are making alot of multiplayer only games. Maybe they're forcing themselves to get good?
"Oh, is this thing on?"
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450 USD/469 EUR/400 GBP msrp to play cripple basketball and the opportunity to pay for upgrade patches to switch 1 games.
you can buy a steam deck at the same price, lmao. we all know nintenchildren will eat this shit up though
Wow, I thought it was going to be 400, 500 for a 16GB model. You have to pay for patches though??
Anime is Man's greatest sin, and I succumbed to it
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Holy shit Nintendo is finally offering voice chat!
It's like it's the Xbox 360 all over again. Based Nintendo giving nostalgia for features from decades past!
Will it have AI moderation like Roblox does or just pure wild west freedom?