Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

Who on the planet looks at this roster and thinks "boy oh boy I can't wait to play as the forgettable cow roadblock enemy from Moo Moo Meadows"?
Unironically me. Those cows are cute as shit and Moo Moo Meadows is a funny name. I'm not paying 90 bucks for the privilege though.
A game, where you use your hands to steer the wheels of the race kart, is going to feature playable characters that not only don't have hands but don't have arms either.
If you're okay with a gorilla, a fire-breathing turtle and a mushroom man who communicates by screaming go-karting I don't see why you'd draw the line at the anatomical logistics.
 
It's a bit confusing because apparently some people at the recent Switch 2 event are saying the sticks feel like they have hall effect. They might still be using similar tech, which would be a very Nintendo thing to do.
I see youtubers slap a 4K tag on the thumbnail while in handheld mode. They'll believe anything as long as they convince themselves of any perceived changes.

Why would they be Hall Effect-like? Gulikit sells drop in replacements for the regular Switch, it's fucking out there.
 
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Who on the planet looks at this roster and thinks "boy oh boy I can't wait to play as the forgettable cow roadblock enemy from Moo Moo Meadows"?
nothing revealed about the switch 2 is as interesting to me so far as being able to play as "Cow," "Dolphin," "Sidestepper," "Fishbone," "Swoop," "Stingby," and "Coin Coffer" in the new mawio kart and i'm not even joking

THREAD TAX: the early revisions of the switch were hackable fairly quickly because of that NVidia leak or whatever, so i doubt it'll be as quick for the switch 2. even if it doesn't get hacked at all and the console sucks, some loser down the line will inevitably be overjoyed to buy it and the cardboard it comes with at basically full price anyway
 
If you're okay with a gorilla, a fire-breathing turtle and a mushroom man who communicates by screaming go-karting I don't see why you'd draw the line at the anatomical logistics.
Guess what all of those three things have though.

The mario world for the most part has set rules and standards regarding what characters can and can't do, but eventually there comes a point where the Suspension of Disbelief reaches it's limit and that point has happened now. You explain to me how a fucking skeleton fish who only goes back and forth underwater and breaks apart if it hits anything is going to drive a fucking go-kart.

You can only claim "make believe" so many times until it reaches a point where it's just going to sound dumb and stupid, and no amount of playing defense is going to make it sound any less insane.
 
Nintendo is spritually Jewish, I don't have an objection to the price of the hardware itself, but im not paying $80 for a video game, might as well just for someone to sell a physical Copy of Mario Kart on ebay at a reduced price in a year, because Nintendo sure as fuck isn't going to put anything on sale
 
So let me get this straight...

A game, where you use your hands to steer the wheels of the race kart, is going to feature playable characters that not only don't have hands but don't have arms either.

This is a classic case of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should".
The characters in ARMS also don't have arms. Except the one. Does the girl in the robot have arms? I think she might.

Also are we doubting Pink Gold Peach in Kart? I can put that liquid metal bitch anywhere on the track that I need to and if you bump into me, you lose.

Also, you guys might hate cow as a racer. Normies love it. Girls love it. Bitches love cows, so Miyamoto gave them cows.
 
So let me get this straight...

A game, where you use your hands to steer the wheels of the race kart, is going to feature playable characters that not only don't have hands but don't have arms either.

This is a classic case of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should".
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Nintendo cultism is 100% an American phenomenon. The 1983 video game crash, the NES saving the industry, Nintendo vs Sega, pretty much all of this video game culture zeitgeist existed only in the US. In Europe, on both sides of the iron curtain, it was always about these two fine gentlemen:
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Jack Tramiel and Sir Clive Sinclair. Commodore 64, Amiga, Atari ST, ZX Spectrum. While the US was raging a war between two Japanese mascots, the red hatted plumber and the blue hedgehog, Europe was the land of microcomputers. The wars here were between the products of a Polish-Jewish US immigrant and a British inventor. And around the 90's, once the microcomputer wars ended, the PC compatibles took over and people were finally warming up to consoles, guess which consoles became the dominant option on the European markets? That's right, the Sony PlayStation. Nintendo was always more or less a curiosity in Europe, and no one even gave a shit about it as much as Americans did throughout the 80's.

Basically, barely anyone in Europe will be as outraged about Switch 2 being an overpriced piece of shit as people will be in the US. Because Europe is predominantly PC and PS. It's only Americans that have an obsession with bing bing wahoo over decades of their own cultural zeitgeist that they fail to realize only exists within their own country and that they didn't export it with the rest of their culture.
 
Basically, barely anyone in Europe will be as outraged about Switch 2 being an overpriced piece of shit as people will be in the US. Because Europe is predominantly PC and PS.
Europe is a larger market for Nintendo than Japan, and the best selling console ever in France was the Switch, at 8 million units.

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I think it's funny how people are saying "if you grew up with the NES and SNES, you remember $80 games."
No they don't. People who grew up with the NES and SNES were kids at that time. They were almost certainly not buying their games back then. Their parents were. And even then, kids rarely have a concept of money, so even if they were using their allowance to buy the games, the cost of the game still barely registered.

Games have been $60 for a long time, and it makes sense for them to remain around that price. "B-But my inflation." Wrong. The gaming industry specifically implemented systems to offset inflation, at least that's how they sold it. Physical-to-digital was argued to be many times cheaper (if not for GameStop's fuckery) because it meant you didn't have to manufacture tons of physical disks, boxes, paper inserts, etc. which was a great cost-cutting measure. Then you have the biggest measure: DLC and Microtransactions. The DLC of today and the expansion packs of the 90s-00s are worlds different. Most expansion packs were essentially new games that had half the level of content of the original. Nowadays, you might get something like that, but generally it's just a few extra quests or features for 1/3 the price of a new game. And mtx is even worse. "Here's a costume for your character. It only costs 1/10 the price of the entire game." Or even better, "here's this stuff we cut out, but you can get it back by paying 25% more for your new game."

The problem is that all this bullshit that was arguably implemented as a way to keep games lower in price are going to continue being used. So you're getting double-fucked now. Kind of like when the government says "we haven't raised taxes in a while, so why are you mad we're raising them." You're already taking my money at a percentage, which has inflation arguably baked into it, why do you need to do more? Same thing here. You're already trying to bleed me with microtransactions, and now you want MORE money for the base game. Absolute lunacy. Then you add in that Nintendo games cost like $50 million to make, and they're saying they need $80 base prices to sell, when games that were made for $250 million did just fine selling at $60.

tl;dr Raising the price of games is greed, not inflation. And don't let retards on X tell you otherwise.
 
Europe is a larger market for Nintendo than Japan, and the best selling console ever in France was the Switch, at 8 million units.

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Best seller in France, anecdotal evidence. France is not all of Europe.
Nintendo's worldwide revenue where all of Europe is lumped into one statistic with no comparison to Sony/Microsoft sales. Okay.

Not very convincing counterargument to my statement that Europe is predominantly a PlayStation/PC market and Nintendo was, and is tiny compared to what it is in the US. Also, $2.6mil in all of Europe, and $4mil in the US alone. So the entire continent worth of nations lumped together may outdo Big N's home turf, but is still thwarted by the only country where the Cult of Nintendo exists due to the 1983 video game crash (which btw also only happened there) and it's consequences.
 
That's some high level beaten housewife mentality. Trying to argue it's acceptable because the PS5 did lesser acts is both ridiculous and ignores that the console is still being mocked to this day. Meanwhile when you mention Nintendo in any way bad
As a PC gamer I always found that Sony fanboys were the worst. First off there is just more of them the PS2 is the best selling console of all time that made a lot of sony fanboys the PS4 sold so well and was uncontested so the Sony fanboys had success they could be proud of for some reason.

Microsoft fanboys maybe were worst during the 360 era but that was a long time ago and now they don't exist

Nintendo has some retarded fanboys but generally speaking their consoles don't sell as well and a lot of the buyers of Nintendo consoles are parents for their kids or just older boomers who don't really get attached to them or argue the console online.
 
The gaming industry specifically implemented systems to offset inflation, at least that's how they sold it. Physical-to-digital was argued to be many times cheaper (if not for GameStop's fuckery) because it meant you didn't have to manufacture tons of physical disks, boxes, paper inserts, etc. which was a great cost-cutting measure.
Many people forget that the manufactured pushed for digital was to cut the costs to manufacturers, using cuts like you said and saving on logistics and paying for store space.
Yet, not only did we not see the savings, we see prices go up? Come the fuck on. Even worse, idiots still pre-order a digital fucking game.
 
I think it's funny how people are saying "if you grew up with the NES and SNES, you remember $80 games."
No they don't. People who grew up with the NES and SNES were kids at that time. They were almost certainly not buying their games back then. Their parents were. And even then, kids rarely have a concept of money, so even if they were using their allowance to buy the games, the cost of the game still barely registered.
As a kid during the SNES and N64 era, the only time we got a game was at Christmas and it was a game that my dad would also want to play. Otherwise, we would go to blockbuster to rent a game for the weekend. Even that was maybe an every few months occurrence.
 
As a kid during the SNES and N64 era, the only time we got a game was at Christmas and it was a game that my dad would also want to play. Otherwise, we would go to blockbuster to rent a game for the weekend. Even that was maybe an every few months occurrence.
A guy I used to be neighbors with bought his kids Goldeneye for Christmas. They loved it and he was hoping to love it as well. But he sucked at it and the guy got way too angry when he played the game so he put the cartridge on a fence post and shot it.

I don't think those kids got a GameCube. Real shame.

I got banned from autism thunderdome for talking about StarGate. So you get to hang with me a while. :P
 
As a kid during the SNES and N64 era, the only time we got a game was at Christmas and it was a game that my dad would also want to play. Otherwise, we would go to blockbuster to rent a game for the weekend. Even that was maybe an every few months occurrence.
Another thing people tend to forget is that while there were buying SNES and NES games at $80, the larger market was the Game Boy, which priced games at $30-$40. The whole reason Nintendo released the Super Game Boy was because it was the more successsful brand, and they wanted to push more SNES.
Console gaming didn't become extremely popular until the first Playstation, which priced games at $40-$50.

So all this bullshit about $80 being okay because the NES and SNES games were extraordinarily overpriced, especially compared to the successive market trend, is such an insane level of Nintendrone-cope that it puts even the extremely hyperbolic rhetoric from the PS3-Xbox360-Wii console war threads on early /v/ to shame.
 
The mario world for the most part has set rules and standards regarding what characters can and can't do, but eventually there comes a point where the Suspension of Disbelief reaches it's limit and that point has happened now.
Who the fuck cares about suspension of disbelief for a go-kart spinoff series? If a fucking piranha plant can drive a kart, anything goes.
 
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