Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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PanLake007 said:
All the consume retards giving money to woke Nintendo, pathetic.
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The amount of niggers I'm seeing in this thread saying they bought a Switch 2 is making me wish for Total Gamer Death.

Modern gamers will whine about the anti-consumer practices of the gaming industry today only to slip in their share to the multi-billion dollar corporations under the table right after and then be Pikachu-faced when shit gets worse. YOU cocksuckers are the problem, stop giving them money IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD TO STOP CONSOOMING!
 
My first thought upon opening the Switch 2: it is fucking MASSIVE!!!

Here’s a size comparison I did with a bunch of Nintendo stuff:

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regalterry said:
Hopefully the trannies can crack it open eventually, just to spite the greedy corporate fucks.
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Godspeed, trannies.

Dimensional Sperge said:
Animal Crossing + Splatoon Xitter fags and BlackCock shares are the reason why this rubbish is slowly seeping into Nintendo games.
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Has anyone verified if this is the case in Japanese too or not?

Focken Kiwi said:
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Emulation, here we come!
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I hope they shut the fuck up and crack it in silence so Nintendo doesn't catch on...
 
Patrick Bait-man said:
Modern gamers will whine about the anti-consumer practices of the gaming industry
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Charging more for a game is just inoffensive compared to a lot of the industry.
"Free" mobile slop games that try to trick your dopamine receptors into becoming a whale with limited time offers that just make financial sense. People paying thousands for skins especially for games that already had an initial price. Loot boxes sneaking gambling into normie sport games and especially kids games. I would rather see gamers rise up against those.
And if it is specifically about being politically "woke" then Nintendo is about as inoffensive as it gets. Focusing criticism on them just feels like more console wars rather than them actually being more offensive than any other publisher/developer. If the principled stance is stop playing video games or play old games then fair enough. If it's Nintendo is particularly egregious then I don't see it.
 
Focken Kiwi said:
Emulation, here we come!
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I REALLY hope this also translates to using the switch 2 joycons. Because unironically I would buy them just for steam. ESPECIALLY if you could use both things separately but as "1 controller" so they also have their own L/R side slot bullshits ALSO usable, I could see them being pretty good for a control setup for sure.

Shit could possibly unironically be like the wii controls setup for shooters but possibly better? Great prospects. I actually quite liked the few shooters on wii, even if it lacked titles from other systems.

Its kinda nice that even if I think the switch 2 isn't worth it, controllers might be worth it....assuming the sticks don't drift like a felon on the lamb.
 
Patrick Bait-man said:
The amount of niggers I'm seeing in this thread saying they bought a Switch 2 is making me wish for Total Gamer Death.

Modern gamers will whine about the anti-consumer practices of the gaming industry today only to slip in their share to the multi-billion dollar corporations under the table right after and then be Pikachu-faced when shit gets worse. YOU cocksuckers are the problem, stop giving them money IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD TO STOP CONSOOMING!
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This post has motivated me to go buy a Switch 2.
 
Going to get one next week, probably. Pretty excited for new Mario Kart and Metroid. The wife is already trash talking about lapping me. I will destroy her. We are going to invite the oldest over so he and the grandkids can witness.

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Enig said:
Hey, uh, people that were talking about the Decklikes being better? You sure about any of that, this is looking like it's doing better day one without any updates or anything, where's the better x86 performance at guys? You guys told me the Switch 2 would be emulated on a Steam Deck, this is uh, this is looking like it's more powerful. You guys sure you weren't hitting boutique jenkem there?
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I know I'm replying to bait, but all these Deck comparisons use the default Deck preset for Cyberpunk which is generally pretty terrible and if you tweak it yourself you can get better perf without any upscaling.
 
While being in the mall popped into the Nintendo store, they had like 20 systems left over. Sad.
Dimensional Sperge said:
Animal Crossing + Splatoon Xitter fags and BlackCock shares are the reason why this rubbish is slowly seeping into Nintendo games.
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I'd never get the cope that it's all Blackrock rather than the people being employed in those companies that aren't going anywhere.
testnameplsignore said:
Charging more for a game is just inoffensive compared to a lot of the industry.
"Free" mobile slop games that try to trick your dopamine receptors into becoming a whale with limited time offers that just make financial sense. People paying thousands for skins especially for games that already had an initial price. Loot boxes sneaking gambling into normie sport games and especially kids games. I would rather see gamers rise up against those.
And if it is specifically about being politically "woke" then Nintendo is about as inoffensive as it gets. Focusing criticism on them just feels like more console wars rather than them actually being more offensive than any other publisher/developer. If the principled stance is stop playing video games or play old games then fair enough. If it's Nintendo is particularly egregious then I don't see it.
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That's just wrong. Nintendo owns multiple gachas of their favourite series. Censored games both in content and text. They made the idea of purchasing the same game multiple times before online service was even a thing.
gamerweeb1 said:
My first thought upon opening the Switch 2: it is fucking MASSIVE!!!

Here’s a size comparison I did with a bunch of Nintendo stuff:

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I find it funny people are shocked by the Switch 2 screen and not being able to do HDR worth a damn. It's an edge lit LCD, what did people expect? You need a display that can do local dimming or with self-emitting pixels to do HDR that is good, and we have known from the Switch 2 reveal it wasn't going to have a mini LED or OLED display.

Not saying it doesn't suck Nintendo didn't go with a better display type, but rather people being shocked at the results of the Switch 2 screen are delusional.
 
After playing the system for a while I've noticed a really odd case where the system will freeze on waking from sleep mode on some occasions and require power cycle. The weirder thing is that it seems to only happen in docked mode.

It's not too bad but it's worth keeping an eye on in case things go south.
Dammit Mandrake! said:
Going to get one next week, probably. Pretty excited for new Mario Kart and Metroid. The wife is already trash talking about lapping me. I will destroy her. We are going to invite the oldest over so he and the grandkids can witness.

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I'm already seeing some players pulling off some insane combos with the advent of wall-running and railgrinding, you're gonna have to practice like Hell if you want to do well.
wtfNeedSignUp said:
While being in the mall popped into the Nintendo store, they had like 20 systems left over. Sad.
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Depending on the area some stores got up 100+ consoles for open orders due to the amount of preorders. That and I'm sure big box stores will move stock around to make sure it sells.

Also, it's worth noting that Target and Walmart didn't do midnight launches like GameStop and Best Buy did. Target did a launch day event whilst Walmart just dropped their stock on midnight.
wtfNeedSignUp said:
I'd never get the cope that it's all Blackrock rather than the people being employed in those companies that aren't going anywhere.
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It also doesn't help that NOA's (and TPCi's) headquarters are located in Bellevue, WA. That's a stone's throw away from the hive of PNW scum and villainy known as Seattle.
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It's about as much of a handheld as the Steam Deck is, the only thing it's missing is a better grip.
Soggy Floppa said:
I know I'm replying to bait, but all these Deck comparisons use the default Deck preset for Cyberpunk which is generally pretty terrible and if you tweak it yourself you can get better perf without any upscaling.
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>if you tweak it yourself
I think the point of the video is to show what you'll get from both systems with as little fiddling as possible.
 
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